Genres: Humor
Other Results: 733 ePub eBooks, 10 Series

Private Jokes and Family Resemblances by Nutmeg44    (Reviews - 6)

Draco and Ginny run an apothecary together but is their relationship strictly professional or is there more? Only Blaise and Luna know and they aren't telling.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2715 | Read count: 3589 | Published: Apr 11, 2012 | Updated: Apr 13, 2012
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You'll Regret It by Serah496    (Reviews - 36)

A crossover fic between the movie The Wedding Date and the Harry Potter universe.(AU) Ginny hires a male escort to take her to Ron and Hermione's wedding in hopes that her ex-fiancee Harry will take her back. But what happens when her date, Draco, begins to work his magic?
Fluffy and slightly OOC
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3224 | Read count: 7019 | Published: Sep 28, 2006 | Updated: Nov 10, 2006
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas - DG Style by wcoast_girl    (Reviews - 39)

A parody of the classic poem - dedicated to the writers and stories on this archive. Happy Christmas!
Category: Poetry
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 725 | Read count: 2308 | Published: Dec 20, 2004 | Updated: Dec 20, 2004
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(I Wanna Shag) The Malfoy Heir by ginnygie    (Reviews - 16)

Ginny Weasley wants to shag the Malfoy heir so freaking badly. And so she raps.
Category: Poetry
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 306 | Read count: 1539 | Published: Dec 04, 2010 | Updated: Dec 07, 2010
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(Un)Happily Ever After by smprsgrrl    (Reviews - 43)

After eight years in France, Ginny finds herself a stranger in her own family. When she returns to Britain, she goes to work as a barrister. And that was how she ended up defending Draco Malfoy against accusations that he murdered Harry Potter.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 6501 | Read count: 8743 | Published: Dec 01, 2006 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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10 Inevitable Draco/Ginny Clichés by maybeseptemberxx    (Reviews - 83)

D/G cliche love.
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1112 | Read count: 5979 | Published: May 11, 2007 | Updated: May 11, 2007
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1000 Miles by JSaintG7    (Reviews - 62)

The sixth year is proving absolutely exhausting for Ginny, but she's found something that seems to be fixing all her problems. Who woulda thought that casual sex with Draco Malfoy would be beneficial?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 18523 | Read count: 14882 | Published: Jul 27, 2004 | Updated: Dec 07, 2004
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15 First Dates by wiseass13713    (Reviews - 131)

Draco and Ginny go out on a date post-Hogwarts. Ginny is disappointed with Draco's lack of originality. Can he make it up to her?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 9581 | Read count: 37612 | Published: Jul 15, 2007 | Updated: Jan 13, 2008
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20 Random Facts that you’d never guess about Draco Malfoy by jandjsalmon    (Reviews - 71)

20 Random things about Draco featuring the lovely Ginny, occasionally some other Weasley's, and even Scarhead himself. (with a cameo by two beautiful 'not pink haired' babies)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1141 | Read count: 8816 | Published: Nov 20, 2006 | Updated: Nov 20, 2006
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27, Female, Pureblood by haniqua    (Reviews - 19)

In which Ginny attempts to cope with the perils of pro-active dating, and Draco is a merciless tease. Banter - among other things - ensue.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7876 | Read count: 2913 | Published: Sep 24, 2014 | Updated: Sep 26, 2014
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Draco and Ginny: The Ship that Defies All Logic by Sue Bridehead    (Reviews - 53)

I’ve been mulling this over since I read Mynuet's essay, which by the way, Shar, was very well done. Mine is taken from a different angle. Just a bit of rambling, really . .
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2279 | Read count: 5106 | Published: Sep 23, 2004 | Updated: Sep 23, 2004
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Crucio, A Love Story by Rosalie    (Reviews - 114)

“Let go!” I wail, pulling back from him with a frustrated cry. “I’ve got detention with Carrow and I can’t be late! Please just let go of me!”

He immediately releases me, his expression suddenly darkening. “Oh.” It’s all he can say. We both know what those detentions really are.

Ginny Weasley’s sixth year at Hogwarts is not at all what she expected. Harry’s gone to do something dangerous again, Death Eaters are teachers, and the cruciatus curse is a favorite punishment for misbehaving students… and blood-traitors. Dark but humorous, riddled with both angst and fluff, the events of Deathly Hallows told from Ginny’s point of view without the epilogue.

Written for jessicakmalfoy. Winner of Best Overall of the 2009 D/G Fic Exchange and Best Portrayal of Ginny Weasley. Nominated for Best Portrayal of Draco Malfoy and Best Kiss.

Endless thanks for the beta-ing to Jaden Malfoy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 25889 | Read count: 46698 | Published: Oct 04, 2009 | Updated: Oct 07, 2009
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A Bit of Silk by CCC    (Reviews - 45)

Ginny finds another woman's lingerie in her house. When she questions Draco, she is surprised at his answer.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1563 | Read count: 10614 | Published: Jan 05, 2007 | Updated: Jan 05, 2007
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A Bit of the Dark Sinister by Echo    (Reviews - 267)

Draco and Ginny had a "moment" in the past that resulted in... another person. A person whose Malfoyishness was always mistaken for Weasley spunk.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 16 | Word count: 36073 | Read count: 127132 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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A Bounty on Red by Boogum    (Reviews - 9)

Every gunman in the West had taken a stab at getting the bounty on Little Red's head, but now a new ranger is in town, and he's determined to claim his prize. It's a hard life for an outlaw on the run, but at least the saloon girls are still dancing . . .

~Quote of the Moment~

"Well, boys," Little Red said in a low yet surprisingly youthful voice, "looks like we've got ourselves quite the assemblage here. A useless deadbeat for a driver, an old crowbait for a horse, a dead cyclops for a sharpshooter, and a—" his eyes gleamed as they rested on Mr Shiny Boots "—a prissy flannel mouth for an overseer. My, my, what was the old big bug thinking when he sent you to be his delivery man? He must be getting desperate."

Mr Shiny Boots held onto his strongbox more tightly, realising they must have known he had been coming this way. "Now you listen here, you ruffians. I'll have you know that I am—"

A silver revolver was suddenly pushed up against his cheek.

"Did I say you could speak?" Little Red demanded in a voice that suggested if Mr Shiny Boots opened his mouth again he'd soon be sporting a new orifice on the side of his face.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2347 | Read count: 1391 | Published: Nov 19, 2011 | Updated: Nov 19, 2011
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A Certain Romance by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 6)

Ginny Weasley was the last person Draco expected to pick to join him in holy matrimony. Originally written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange on LiveJournal.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9933 | Read count: 2337 | Published: Sep 07, 2013 | Updated: Sep 07, 2013
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A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 352)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 82682 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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A Christmas Wish by CCC    (Reviews - 28)

A grownup Ginny reflects on her childhood romance with Draco. Will a wish on a star make her dreams come true, or is Draco destined to remain just a passionate memory?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU, Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1796 | Read count: 5607 | Published: Dec 10, 2009 | Updated: Dec 10, 2009
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A Closer Look by Persephone33, Mynuet    (Reviews - 72)

Fresh-faced Ministry employee meets her... nemesis?

Written by Mynuet and Persephone33.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8042 | Read count: 19602 | Published: Dec 26, 2008 | Updated: Feb 21, 2009
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A Dab of Draco/Ginny... by Vesica    (Reviews - 10)

A collection of 100 word drabbles written for the Malfoy100 community at LiveJournal. And - of course - they are all complete little morsels of Draco/Ginny goodness.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 762 | Read count: 6233 | Published: Aug 16, 2006 | Updated: Aug 16, 2006
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A Day in Court by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 17)

No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop. A courtroom drama featuring shenanigans and a case of impotence.

Written for alura_embrey for the 2011 DG Fic Exchange. Winner of Best Smut.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8216 | Read count: 4380 | Published: Sep 27, 2011 | Updated: Sep 27, 2011
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A Day of Woes by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6245 | Read count: 6206 | Published: Nov 11, 2009 | Updated: Nov 12, 2009
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A Decided Lack of Professionalism by cinnamon badge    (Reviews - 75)

If there's one thing Ginny Weasley hates, it's being kept waiting.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1887 | Read count: 9294 | Published: Dec 26, 2006 | Updated: Dec 26, 2006
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A Dollop of Draco/Ginny... by Vesica    (Reviews - 8)

Much like "A Dab of Draco/Ginny", this is a collection of drabbles written for the Ginny_Draco100 LJ Community. Each chapter is a complete little taste of our favorite twosome!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 171 | Read count: 3167 | Published: Dec 23, 2006 | Updated: Dec 23, 2006
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A Faraway Place by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

The mission was simple: go to Timbuktu and retrieve the dark object before it fell into the wrong hands. Unfortunately, Ginny's partner just happened to be Draco Malfoy, and he made life anything but simple.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 20832 | Read count: 10535 | Published: Feb 14, 2011 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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