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Bands by Mynuet    (Reviews - 97)

Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5666 | Read count: 12411 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Barnabas, Galleons, and Full-Frontal Snogging by penfold    (Reviews - 12)

Draco and Ginny find themselves working together in a contest, as well as competing against each other on the side. In the end, everyone wins.

Written for the Summer 2009 D/G Fic Exchange for svu_ada_love. Received nominations for Best Kiss, Best Minor/Supporting Character, and Fic Most in Need of a Sequel.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7552 | Read count: 2507 | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009
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Battle of the Bulge by meatvirgin    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny seeks adventure and change, and Draco finds out that she does it commando.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 878 | Read count: 1471 | Published: Oct 27, 2004 | Updated: Dec 31, 2004
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Be of Good Cheer by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 37)

Wherein Ginny sings, ears are noticed, Draco takes his father's advice, and there is no gratuitous mistletoe.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7093 | Read count: 5161 | Published: May 07, 2004 | Updated: May 07, 2004
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Beat It by Warriorlily    (Reviews - 15)

“What do you want, Weasley?”
“You were listening to Muggle music?” she asked, wrapping her hands around the warm cup.
“Michael Jackson, if you must know,” Malfoy answered, rolling his eyes in exasperation, although his cheeks had an unexpected pink tinge. “Now, can you leave so that I can eat my pancakes in peace?”
A little tribute to the late King of Pop.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2314 | Read count: 2094 | Published: Jun 28, 2009 | Updated: Jun 29, 2009
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Because You Don't Exist by draconis major    (Reviews - 24)

Draco is working for the Ministry as an Invisible, an elite and unknown Auror, while the rest of the world thinks he's six-feet under. On a mission in New York he goes into a pub where he thinks he's met the barmaid before. The red hair should really be a tip-off.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1689 | Read count: 2383 | Published: Nov 24, 2007 | Updated: Nov 25, 2007
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Becoming An 'Us' by PotterGirl07    (Reviews - 28)

Ginny finds out that Draco wants to talk, he's just never had anyone there to listen.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1076 | Read count: 2041 | Published: May 16, 2007 | Updated: May 16, 2007
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Beneath The Surface by Flighty Temptress    (Reviews - 486)

Ginny is one of the few surviving Weasleys after the War. With little money to her name, she has been working a low end job at a nearby restaurant to pay for her Healer training. It's been a long four years, but she has finally made it and earned her license. Problem is: there's only one position available, and the very idea of it is appalling. Slightly AU.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 28 | Word count: 68659 | Read count: 69282 | Published: Oct 21, 2009 | Updated: Feb 06, 2010
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Birthday Girl by Slythhearted    (Reviews - 9)

How exactly did Ginny end up living with Draco in 'Second Impressions'...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2330 | Read count: 3039 | Published: Sep 14, 2004 | Updated: Sep 14, 2004
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Birthday Wishes and Questionable Kisses by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

Draco Malfoy did not like birthdays . . .

~*~Quote~*~

"What in earth was that all about?" Ginny demanded, barely managing to contain her chuckles.

"It's my birthday."

"Yes, Draco, I did gather that."

"Well, Ginevra, when it's my birthday all the women in this place go crazy and think it is their mission to give me a birthday kiss. Even old Doris managed to snog me last year, and she wasn't wearing her teeth at the time!"

He shuddered at the memory. He still had nightmares about that gummy mouth.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2314 | Read count: 2576 | Published: Jun 11, 2011 | Updated: Jun 11, 2011
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Bits by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 114)

A rumor about Draco Malfoy is going around Hogwarts and Ginny must discover if there is truth to it. (Formerly titled, Ginny Weasley and the Slytherin's Trouser Snake.)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7070 | Read count: 11759 | Published: Apr 02, 2007 | Updated: Apr 02, 2007
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Bits and Pieces by KateinVA    (Reviews - 15)

D/G drabbles and general whatnot. *Deathly Hallows Spoilers*
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 2451 | Read count: 8319 | Published: May 18, 2007 | Updated: Sep 27, 2007
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Blizzards and Kisses by Saskia_181    (Reviews - 33)

Confined to the castle, the students of Hogwarts are becoming a little unhinged. Truths are beginning to leak out... and someone is going to be clobbered for it. Short and sweet
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1362 | Read count: 6250 | Published: Oct 27, 2008 | Updated: Oct 27, 2008
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Breaking His Heart by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 86)

The War tears the Slytherin from his redheaded witch. Heartbreak, damning choices, and assumptions rule the day. A tale of love where angst meets romance on the long road to a possible happily ever after. This fic contains the usual potty-mouth language, a snarky Draco, a feisty Ginny, sarcastic humor, romance, and a bit of angst.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 9872 | Read count: 1924 | Published: Apr 13, 2006 | Updated: Apr 23, 2006
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Breaking the News by Nokomis    (Reviews - 7)

A Shotgun Bride ficlet. With just a few little words, Draco's life is changed forever.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1123 | Read count: 1277 | Published: Aug 26, 2004 | Updated: Aug 26, 2004
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Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 136)

Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 28347 | Read count: 48975 | Published: Feb 13, 2007 | Updated: May 07, 2007
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Broomsticks and Hospital Wings by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny Weasley knocks some sense into our beloved Draco. One-shot. Please review!

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3203 | Read count: 3329 | Published: Aug 24, 2007 | Updated: Aug 24, 2007
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Burning Ice by dumbledorefan_07    (Reviews - 114)

Ginny Weasley is a charm breaker for Gringotts. She's been around the world, but now the bank has called her home for the 10-year vault check. When she returns, there are secrets she can't escape, truths waiting to be discovered and a past in need of redemption.

Chapter 13 Quote

It was when she averted her eyes to the side of the building that she saw something to make her blood run cold.

She froze, stopping dead in her tracks and letting her arms fall limply to her sides. She stared at him, eyes wide in the red light of twilight, taking in the sight of his white-blond hair and porcelain features.

“No,” she breathed.

Red and green curses were flying about her in every direction, but it seemed the world had slowed down to her and the man who had not yet noticed her.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 46819 | Read count: 16844 | Published: Feb 02, 2010 | Updated: Jan 31, 2011
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Buttercup by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 785)

Trying to escape the pain of her daughter's death, Ginny runs to Pennsylvania to start anew. Almost six years later, a man from her past walks back into her life, reopening old wounds and setting in motion a journey of discovery, sorrow, and joy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 30 | Word count: 158108 | Read count: 109201 | Published: Feb 04, 2009 | Updated: Jan 20, 2011
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Cabana Boy Draco Series by Mynuet    (Reviews - 109)

A Muggle Studies assignment leads Draco to the unenviable task of being a Weasley's cabana boy... But the Weasley has some plans of her own. It continues throughout her sixth year - but will it remain on a physical level, or become something more?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 26028 | Read count: 21868 | Published: Jun 01, 2004 | Updated: Nov 22, 2004
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Call Girls and Killing Curses by Butterfly_Kate    (Reviews - 11)

A charity ball, a hostage situation, an attraction to Draco Malfoy: this is not the evening that Ginny Weasley was expecting.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8685 | Read count: 2760 | Published: Jun 20, 2010 | Updated: Jun 21, 2010
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Call to Destiny by Warriorlily    (Reviews - 163)

AU. The summer before her sixth year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley is invited to a convention in San Francisco. However, the convention turns out to be more than she thought. Much more. What does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? Or an ancient group of warriors, for that matter. Could this, finally, be Ginny's chance to prove herself?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 24 | Word count: 79924 | Read count: 59475 | Published: Jun 19, 2005 | Updated: Jul 01, 2009
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Camping in the Forest of Dean by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 18)

Ginny, Draco, Harry, and Luna get dragged into going camping in the Forest of Dean with Ron and Hermione. In which Luna searches for Crumple-Horned Snorkacks, Harry tries to be Draco's friend, Hermione looks for firewood, Ron becomes a bear, Draco eats chicken, and Ginny learns that sometimes it's better just to bathe in a lake.

An adventure of the Muggle-iest sort! It's going to be in-tents!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 15186 | Read count: 6302 | Published: Jan 29, 2009 | Updated: Jul 14, 2009
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Canis Familiaris by Paradoxically    (Reviews - 19)

After five months, Blaise and Luna's relationship is on the rocks and breaking up fast. He's callous; she's determined to teach him a lesson. Ginny is all too willing to contribute to Luna's cause, and Draco... well, he just keeps stepping right into the middle of things and suffering the consequences.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5421 | Read count: 1999 | Published: Aug 08, 2015 | Updated: Sep 25, 2015
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Captive Love: A Buttercup Outtake by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 16)

Why is Ginny Weasley in a cave with Draco Malfoy? And why is she in shackles?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2065 | Read count: 3288 | Published: Dec 20, 2009 | Updated: Dec 21, 2009
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