Genres: Humor
Other Results: 725 ePub eBooks, 10 Series

A Ferrety Response by archirat    (Reviews - 81)

I'm in a pet store, a MUGGLE pet store, and they still find me.
Well, it figures with the way my life has been turning out recently. With my luck I'll end up being Harry fucking Potter's pet ferret. Bugger. --Draco Malfoy
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Action, Drama
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2283 | Read count: 5043 | Published: Oct 03, 2005 | Updated: Oct 14, 2005
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A Feud to Maim by remedios    (Reviews - 24)

Draco makes Ginny lose her job. Ginny embarrasses Draco in front of all of Londonís influential wizards. This only creates a fatal feud between the two, which can only lead to dire consequences.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2217 | Read count: 1817 | Published: Jul 10, 2004 | Updated: Jul 10, 2004
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A Field Guide to Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 33)

A guide to people, places, and things in the DDD-verse, this manual can help to negotiate through the thicket of plotty goodness that is the DDD-verse. (Watch out for rabid plot bunnies!) Chapter summaries and timeline included! Free chocolately Draco prize inside! WARNING: Extreme spoilers, obviously. Do NOT read this without reading DDD first.



Summaries for chapters 98 to the end so that we're all caught up! And as a VERY special treat… a cookie from the first chapter of the sequel to DDD.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 45985 | Read count: 4982 | Published: Aug 31, 2010 | Updated: Feb 29, 2012
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A Field Guide to the Aniseverse by Anise    (Reviews - 17)

I don't know if posting this is a useful thing or the height of horrible hubris, but enough people have asked.... so here it is.
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 5184 | Read count: 7875 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 30, 2005
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A Fortunate Accident by cherryredxx    (Reviews - 171)

This is the story of what happens when husbands give their wives a hard time.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 29732 | Read count: 16956 | Published: Feb 13, 2012 | Updated: Jun 16, 2012
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A Jolly Interlude by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

In which Draco is snarky, Ginny is flustered, and Christmas is celebrated ... kind of.

He looks at the star like it is poison. Then he looks at the redhead like she is poison.
"No," he says flatly.
"But, Malfoy—"
"No. I am not helping you decorate that tree."


Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1294 | Read count: 2568 | Published: Jan 09, 2013 | Updated: Jan 10, 2013
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A Lesson in Luxury by witty_fool    (Reviews - 17)

When Ginny loses her last job prospect, she thinks she's doomed to be just another poor Weasley forever, but through a surprising turn of events, she's whisked into a world of elegance and lavishness, and her formerly simple life becomes more complicated than she could have ever imagined.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3563 | Read count: 1838 | Published: Dec 08, 2011 | Updated: Dec 13, 2011
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A Little Bit of Dialogue by Black Magic    (Reviews - 18)

Draco and Ginny have a conversation of sorts.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 961 | Read count: 3735 | Published: Jul 04, 2005 | Updated: Jul 04, 2005
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A Little Shock by smokeline    (Reviews - 14)

It's a teeny little one-shot about Draco and Ginny...can't say much more or I'd give it away.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 581 | Read count: 3211 | Published: Sep 09, 2004 | Updated: Sep 09, 2004
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A Malfoy in the Closet by Boogum    (Reviews - 22)

Keeping secrets was never easy for Ginny Weasley. Keeping Draco Malfoy a secret, however, had might as well be a task for Hercules.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3552 | Read count: 4150 | Published: Nov 06, 2009 | Updated: Nov 08, 2009
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A Marriage of Convenience by Boogum    (Reviews - 233)

When Ginny is invited to go stay with her godmother in London to have her first season in pureblood society, she never imagined being married to Draco Malfoy would be added to the bargain...
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 29 | Word count: 199780 | Read count: 49832 | Published: Nov 12, 2009 | Updated: May 14, 2017
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A Matter of Identity by ragdollangel    (Reviews - 155)

A spell goes terribly wrong, leaving Ginny believing she is from another century.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 11106 | Read count: 44629 | Published: Apr 14, 2005 | Updated: Apr 30, 2005
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A Moment in Paradise by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 21)

When you're on your honeymoon everything has to be perfect, doesn't it? A little look at what Draco and Ginny got up to on their honeymoon (follows Dragon and Angel directly).
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 10094 | Read count: 14099 | Published: Jun 18, 2007 | Updated: Jun 21, 2007
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A New Addition to the Family by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 11)

The Malfoys welcome the newest member into their little family. A Fifteen Years companion story.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1804 | Read count: 4873 | Published: Jun 21, 2004 | Updated: Jun 21, 2004
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A New Beginning by Platy    (Reviews - 70)

Ginny is starting her sixth year at Hogwarts. Tired of dealing with her brother obsessing over Hermione, Harry ignoring her, and life being boring, she isn't looking forward to returning. Meeting new people, and participating in the new Intramural Quidditch League, gives her the opportunity to have some fun!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 46620 | Read count: 11965 | Published: Nov 15, 2004 | Updated: Apr 19, 2006
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A Night Forgotten by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 47)

Ginny doesn't recognize the room she wakes up in. The same cannot be said for the man she wakes up next to. If only she could remember what happened the night before.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 17021 | Read count: 11827 | Published: Sep 28, 2009 | Updated: Oct 01, 2009
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A Ninety-Eight Percent Perfect Match by Mynuet    (Reviews - 62)

Draco wants an ideal arrangement. Ginny wants a happily ever after. What they get is each other.




Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 16707 | Read count: 17715 | Published: Jul 31, 2006 | Updated: Jul 31, 2006
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A Not So Simple Kind of Life by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 329)

SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregnant women and the stage is set for hilarity, confusion and embarrassment.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 311733 | Read count: 45220 | Published: Apr 23, 2006 | Updated: Oct 18, 2009
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A Parody of Pearls by starlit skyes    (Reviews - 8)

Ginny can't find the expensive pearl necklace her mother-in-law, Narcissa, gave her. She doesn't want to imagine how Draco would react. Join Ginny in her panic as she searches wildly for the dratted item of jewelry, and the hilarity that ensues.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5077 | Read count: 3266 | Published: May 11, 2009 | Updated: May 11, 2009
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A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by Januarybaby    (Reviews - 8)

It sits on the shelf, dusty and disused. Its owners have long forgotten that this old relic ever existed. Its pages are grimy and its ornate leather cover is inscribed. ‘Malfoy’, it says in a curly, almost unreadable script. It is a photo album.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2536 | Read count: 3181 | Published: Jan 17, 2010 | Updated: Jan 18, 2010
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A Question of Fairy Tales by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Add one fairy godmother, a randy prince, glass slippers, a conniving redhead, and a rather distressed Draco Malfoy. Mix it together and you've got one very twisted fairy tale.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1133 | Read count: 2831 | Published: Oct 05, 2010 | Updated: Oct 05, 2010
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A reason to visit her at work by JuliusCaesar    (Reviews - 25)

Draco gets in trouble with his Medi-witch
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 453 | Read count: 5547 | Published: Jan 19, 2005 | Updated: Jan 19, 2005
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A Recipe for Love by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

“Why do I have to wear Miss Strawberry Shortcake’s apron?” demanded Draco. His teacher only smiled wickedly, and he suddenly wondered if he had made a mistake in asking her to help him cook the dinner. She was a redheaded shrew, after all.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4376 | Read count: 2923 | Published: Jan 24, 2010 | Updated: Jan 25, 2010
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A Role To Play by jandjsalmon    (Reviews - 149)

A new game at Hogwarts is meant to develop more Inter-house relationships... but Draco just wants the extra credit.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 30312 | Read count: 50180 | Published: Dec 31, 2005 | Updated: Apr 29, 2007
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A Sleeping Dragon Must Not Be Tickled by Dutchess LC    (Reviews - 13)

Whats up with Draco? And why can't Ginny finish her potions essay? And why DOES wolfsbane give pregnant dungbeetles the runs? Simple; Draco's on a bet, and Ginny needs some testosterone. DG - Jealous girls and evil staircases!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1264 | Read count: 3233 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Oct 11, 2004
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