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A Very D/G Christmas by Anise    (Reviews - 4)



HAPPY NEW YEAR! And here's Part 2. :) Can Draco survive Yuletide Eve when he's thrown to the Weasley wolves at the Burrow? Will Ginny be able to save him? Is Fred going to stab him with a carving fork? And who's George's significant other? These questions and many more will be answered in the artistic extravaganza that is... A Very D/G Christmas.

A Quote from Part Two:

“It’s true then,” said Fred, continuing as if Draco hadn’t spoken, He moved around George to confront Ginny. “You’re really seeing him. You’ve really brought him to Yuletide dinner. You’ve actually done it, Ginny.”

That did sum up the situation quickly, at least, thought Draco.

“Look, Fred, I know. I should have just come straight out and told you,” said Ginny, stepping out of George’s protective embrace.

“No, you shouldn’t have done,” said Fred. “You shouldn’t be doing this at all. I’ll do *him* a favor. How’s that?” He shot Draco a look of intense dislike. “I’ll let *him* leave instead of unleashing every hex I can think of. “

Draco groaned inwardly. This was not going to be a good holiday dinner.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 10075 | Read count: 804 | Published: Dec 20, 2015 | Updated: Jan 01, 2016
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A Very Malfoy Christmas Carol by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 15)

Christmas present for Pipperstorms. When Draco Malfoy loses the Christmas spirit, a series of unusual events, with some unusual people, come in to get him back on track. Reposted on FanFiction.net by me.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5289 | Read count: 3594 | Published: Jan 04, 2010 | Updated: Jan 04, 2010
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A Very Normal Christmas by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 5)

Looking for a normal, happy Christmas, Draco stumbles across the Christmas party of the year and discovers that normalcy is overrated.

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Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3047 | Read count: 2555 | Published: Dec 18, 2013 | Updated: Dec 18, 2013
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A Weasley Birthday for a Malfoy by yomoedmb    (Reviews - 15)

Ginny shows Draco how to have a Weasley birthday.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1099 | Read count: 4458 | Published: Jun 05, 2008 | Updated: Jun 05, 2008
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A Weasley in a Pear Tree by Boogum    (Reviews - 18)

Handsome men don't fall out of trees, but obnoxious redheads sometimes do.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1908 | Read count: 3739 | Published: Dec 17, 2011 | Updated: Dec 20, 2011
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A Weasley Welcome by Cheeseandgreen    (Reviews - 24)

The Weasley family sure has a - creative - way in welcoming newcomers. A reply to Carmen's OneShot challenge.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1267 | Read count: 4214 | Published: Jul 07, 2006 | Updated: Jul 07, 2006
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A World of Gray by Funnykido    (Reviews - 7)

I used to think everything was black & white. One day, the truth I had always relied on, I suddenly found I couldn't. 'The Malfoys would always hate the Weasleys.' Suddenly, this little truth, had become a big white, lie. And my world, before a world of sharp black and white, became a world of gray.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1295 | Read count: 2547 | Published: Aug 06, 2005 | Updated: Aug 06, 2005
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Abject Humiliation by Nokomis    (Reviews - 21)

Ginny, in the midst of a very bad day, causes an incident with the Knight Bus.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2787 | Read count: 5383 | Published: May 24, 2005 | Updated: May 24, 2005
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Accidental Love by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 165)

Playboy Auror, Draco Malfoy, collects women like some people collect stamps, until an unforunate incident with one woman. Turned virtual recluse, Draco is only lured back into the social world when his partner steps in and sets him up.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 8 | Word count: 24120 | Read count: 73282 | Published: Jul 31, 2007 | Updated: Aug 12, 2007
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Accidentally In Love by Karen Noelle    (Reviews - 14)

A companion ficlet to Twelve Days To Christmas. Draco and Ginny were the two Seekers shortlisted to represent England in the World Cup. Will they survive training together in Paris?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7639 | Read count: 5302 | Published: Jun 11, 2007 | Updated: Jun 11, 2007
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Accio Socks by bigreader    (Reviews - 8)

Draco loses his socks! Features Sexy Pouting Draco and Mischievous Ginny. DG as always!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 650 | Read count: 2580 | Published: Apr 13, 2005 | Updated: Apr 13, 2005
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Accountants by Jewels    (Reviews - 4)

Draco Malfoy is stony broke. As an accountant, it's Ginny's job to fix it.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1069 | Read count: 2283 | Published: Feb 22, 2006 | Updated: Feb 23, 2006
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Across the Room by bana05    (Reviews - 41)

After a long absence Draco returns to the British Wizarding World. Ginny welcomes him as only she can.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2369 | Read count: 5907 | Published: May 24, 2004 | Updated: May 24, 2004
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Acting on a Moment by Boogum    (Reviews - 111)

Ginny Weasley was on a mission: get Draco Malfoy's attention or die trying. She would prefer to skip the dying part, though…

Acting on a Moment
Awarded Featured Author of June (2011) by The Review Society | Banner by Incognito
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 12740 | Read count: 26288 | Published: Oct 30, 2009 | Updated: Nov 09, 2009
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Adventures in Matrimony by Mynuet    (Reviews - 82)

Maybe not always happily, and ever isn't guaranteed, but the story of Draco and Ginny definitely continues after the marriage.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 2521 | Read count: 19967 | Published: Feb 07, 2007 | Updated: Apr 19, 2007
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All I Want For Christmas by Rhina    (Reviews - 37)

Ginny decides that all she wants for Christmas is Draco who is longing for her as well. Time and distance leave them separated with no idea that one is longing for the other.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 16957 | Read count: 6505 | Published: Jan 05, 2006 | Updated: Feb 16, 2006
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All's Well That Ends... Finally by Anise    (Reviews - 59)

A silly drabble about what would inevitably happen if Harry and Ginny ever got (God forbid) married. Anyone expecting intricate plotting or vast character development will be disappointed, but leather pants are involved, however tangentially.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 910 | Read count: 7100 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43913 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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Alright, it's your turn by bigreader    (Reviews - 30)

A rather cliche'story of truth or dare. Rated NC-17 for smut.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1291 | Read count: 8277 | Published: Jul 01, 2006 | Updated: Jul 01, 2006
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Amici ed Amanti - Biscotti by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 15)

A small cookie from the Amici ed Amanti universe in which disaster is averted and secrets are revealed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3598 | Read count: 5319 | Published: Jun 05, 2005 | Updated: Jun 05, 2005
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An Everlasting Tuesday by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 50)

What do you do with all the time in the world? Draco and Ginny are stuck in a loop of everlasting Tuesdays, in which they discover that there is such a thing as too much time on your hands.

Written for Incognito in the DG Forum Fic Exchange - Winter 2010 and winner of Best Chaptered Fic Overall.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 22530 | Read count: 53875 | Published: Feb 26, 2011 | Updated: Jul 05, 2011
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An Ideal Death-Eater by Sing to Angels    (Reviews - 26)

A 7th year adventure by a writer who attempts to resist cliches, whilst at the same time capturing originality. The characters grow up, grow apart, and then come crashing back together as they are taken on the ride of their lives. From the rather anti-climatic defeat of Voldemort, to their discoveries about one Albus Dumbledore, the wizarding world will never look the same to them again. Nor will it be the same when they are through with it. (Not for the redeemed or evil Draco fan)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Action, Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Slash, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 16295 | Read count: 10715 | Published: Jul 29, 2005 | Updated: Oct 10, 2005
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An Introduction to Hormones by like a falling star    (Reviews - 57)

To Draco’s great delight, Ginny is properly introduced to her hormones.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 9528 | Read count: 13589 | Published: Dec 07, 2009 | Updated: Apr 15, 2010
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An Irrational Moment by poinkychan    (Reviews - 7)

When Ginny breaks some happy news to her family, they react just the way she expects...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1603 | Read count: 4030 | Published: May 15, 2011 | Updated: May 17, 2011
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An Unexpected Change by Tamloid14    (Reviews - 12)

Draco forces Ginny to reevaluate her opinion of a certain red-and-white holiday with a simple gesture.

Cute, fluffy, simple, no real purpose other than to amuse myself and others.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2664 | Read count: 3993 | Published: Jan 03, 2008 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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