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The Unorthodox Proposal of Draco Malfoy by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 3)

Malfoys are raised to be different, to stand out from the crowd. Draco Malfoy soon learns that this is one lesson that applies to every aspect of his life, whether he likes it or not.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7557 | Read count: 3139 | Published: Feb 18, 2011 | Updated: Feb 18, 2011
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The Weasel and the Malfoy by booster    (Reviews - 43)

Just what do you do on the night after Harry Potter defeats Voldemort? Sometimes the unlikeliest couples are formed. And just what do you do on the morning after the night after the fall of Voldemort?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 10208 | Read count: 2757 | Published: Jul 03, 2004 | Updated: Sep 18, 2004
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The Witches' Wager by Yazethet    (Reviews - 77)

Five witches agree to an unusual wager: to be the last in their group to marry. 
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3897 | Read count: 4825 | Published: Aug 26, 2007 | Updated: Sep 07, 2007
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The World Inverted by rowan_greenleaf    (Reviews - 228)

Draco doesn't remember their past together, and now she's just a Weasley to him. Ginny will do anything -jump through all the hoops, pose as an interior decorator, tap dance -ANYTHING- to break the spell that erased his memory and make him love her again.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 43535 | Read count: 18574 | Published: Oct 14, 2008 | Updated: Feb 12, 2009
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Their Game by Persephone33    (Reviews - 31)

Draco overhears Ginny giving a friend advice, that dating is just a game. He decides to try to play with Ginny.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2910 | Read count: 4237 | Published: Jan 04, 2008 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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Theories on How Danger Finds Us by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 72)

Ginny's knack for getting into trouble follows her as she goes away for college, forcing her into a dangerous situation.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 29426 | Read count: 9027 | Published: Jun 15, 2008 | Updated: Apr 06, 2009
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Therm-mo-meter's and 'Ni-quill' by archirat    (Reviews - 13)

Draco makes a resolution, but what happens when he wakes up with the stomach flu and Ginny's supposed to come over?

“Now this is a rectal thermometer, I am still debating on whether I should put this particular Muggle device to its appropriate use.” -Ginny

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1105 | Read count: 3027 | Published: Jan 06, 2006 | Updated: Jan 06, 2006
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Think of Me by sheriden    (Reviews - 22)

He didn’t really want his sweater back. He just wanted the sweater-stealer to think of him. If he could get both the sweater and the thief back, and achieve world peace, then that was even better. One-shot.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3670 | Read count: 4155 | Published: Jun 25, 2007 | Updated: Jun 25, 2007
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This Fire by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 7)

Ever why Ginny didn't throw a fit when Draco kissed her at the end of 'Sleeping To Dream'? Documents Ginny as Draco makes his way through the girls of Gryffindor in search of his 'dream girl'. Loosely based on Franz Ferdinand's 'This Fire'. Sequel to 'Sleeping To Dream'.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3211 | Read count: 2401 | Published: Oct 08, 2005 | Updated: Oct 08, 2005
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Threads by Pepperjelly    (Reviews - 4)

He's in his sixth year. She's in her fifth. He was a Slytherin and she a Gryffindor. Will they ever end up together? Watch, my dears, and learn how in this prequel to my current fic Musubiya Mystery Theatre.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Starlight Chronicles
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1234 | Read count: 4463 | Published: Feb 27, 2007 | Updated: Feb 27, 2007
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Three meals a day by CCC    (Reviews - 17)

Twenty-five-year-old Draco is captured and housed at Grimmauld place. He learns to appreciate the simple things.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1814 | Read count: 3234 | Published: Oct 23, 2009 | Updated: Oct 23, 2009
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Three Weeks Silence by Anja Foley    (Reviews - 18)

For the past three weeks, four days, thirteen hours and oh, say, twenty-one minutes, Ginny Weasley has managed to avoid Draco Malfoy and, more importantly, facing the truth about what passed between them in that fateful moment. If Mr. Malfoy has his way, however, three weeks silence will more than certainly be coming to an end ...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1190 | Read count: 4131 | Published: Jul 16, 2004 | Updated: Jul 16, 2004
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Thunder and Lullabies by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 37)

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Draco Malfoy is helping Ginny Weasley understand her fear in the strangest of ways...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7115 | Read count: 3582 | Published: Aug 17, 2008 | Updated: Aug 17, 2008
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Tis the Season by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 19)

Draco is flustered by the girl weasel. A sequel to The Tale of the Pumpkin Thief.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1488 | Read count: 4998 | Published: Mar 12, 2007 | Updated: Mar 12, 2007
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To Draco or Not to Draco by wandaf    (Reviews - 17)

An unlikely pair finds themselves getting tangled up by a series of unexplainable events.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 13341 | Read count: 18183 | Published: Feb 12, 2005 | Updated: Feb 12, 2005
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To Follow a Flagnort by Girl With a Pearl Earring    (Reviews - 16)

It’s a well known fact that Luna Lovegood believes in many ridiculous theories, such as the existence of strange creatures that nobody else seems to be able to see. But when one of those creatures comes to life before her very eyes, a new quest is formed, and she sets to work trying to discover what to do along with two very unenthusiastic people: Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3965 | Read count: 2939 | Published: Apr 09, 2009 | Updated: Apr 10, 2009
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To Inspire a Malfoy by girlMalfoy    (Reviews - 32)

What do an arrogant writer lacking inspiration and a rebellious redhead have in common? Nothing much. But when an accident of magic throws them together, Ginny learns what it takes to inspire a Malfoy.



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Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 10172 | Read count: 9242 | Published: Sep 02, 2010 | Updated: Sep 09, 2010
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To Make a Malfoy Festive by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 65)

Ginny thinks no one is immune to her Christmas spirit, but then she's never tested the theory on Draco Malfoy.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9116 | Read count: 6150 | Published: Dec 25, 2006 | Updated: Dec 25, 2006
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To Romance a Weasley by eliagem    (Reviews - 39)

Draco experiences the utter horrors of...Valentine's Day. Unfortunately for him, not everyone has such an aversion to it. Oh yes, there will be pink...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2694 | Read count: 6152 | Published: Feb 09, 2007 | Updated: Feb 10, 2007
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To Tell the Truth (Version 2) by CCC    (Reviews - 15)

When someone spikes the pumpkin juice with veritaserum, secrets are revealed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3450 | Read count: 7605 | Published: Oct 04, 2009 | Updated: Oct 04, 2009
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Today the Guns are Silent by FlyingCoffin    (Reviews - 6)

Ginny Weasley was bitten by a werewolf. Realizing the consequences of being a bite-victim, she decides to go to New York and come to terms with her condition. She did not expect to cross paths with a certain sneering, snarky, arrogant prat, who left the country for his own reasons. Bickering, culture-clashing, some hilarity, and an unusual romance ensue.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 932 | Read count: 214 | Published: Nov 08, 2006 | Updated: Nov 09, 2006
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Torture and Treason by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 24)

Memories are a special kind of torture.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 17792 | Read count: 5068 | Published: Oct 12, 2009 | Updated: Oct 24, 2009
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Touch of your Fangs by ako_Kanmu    (Reviews - 5)

When Draco wants to know how his mother died all those years ago, he knows he will never be able to figure it out alone. He decides to go to Miss Ginny Weasley, who already fancies him, to aid him on his investigation.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8035 | Read count: 9521 | Published: Mar 05, 2005 | Updated: Mar 24, 2005
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Trapped in a Closet With Draco Malfoy by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 21)

“And please, explain to me why it is that I’m stuck in a – in a-“ “Broom closet.” His voice was soft and bitter.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2166 | Read count: 4132 | Published: May 28, 2004 | Updated: May 28, 2004
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Treason! by Sarea Okelani    (Reviews - 69)

Draco Malfoy learns that some mornings, he should just stay in bed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5533 | Read count: 10589 | Published: May 20, 2005 | Updated: May 20, 2005
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