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Weasley and the Three Males by Boogum    (Reviews - 3)

Someone's been in to Ginny's chocolate. A DG version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2149 | Read count: 855 | Published: Nov 04, 2013 | Updated: Nov 05, 2013
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Weasley Girl by No Stranger    (Reviews - 15)

Just a silly D/G reinvention of the song "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne...please read...
Category: Poetry
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 393 | Read count: 1723 | Published: Oct 12, 2004 | Updated: Oct 12, 2004
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Weasley the Wordsmith by a_gypsys_dance    (Reviews - 5)

Ginny woos Draco with her attempts at poetry.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2687 | Read count: 1208 | Published: Jul 24, 2011 | Updated: Jul 25, 2011
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Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes by like a falling star    (Reviews - 5)

A series of D/G drabbles revolving around these delightful treats! Each stands separately.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1016 | Read count: 2200 | Published: Mar 07, 2010 | Updated: Mar 08, 2010
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Wednesday Afternoons by booster    (Reviews - 7)

Draco and Ginny run into each other in a secluded part of the Hogwarts grounds. (DM/GW) Pure fluff for one of Mynuet’s Hourchallenges.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1279 | Read count: 1153 | Published: Jun 13, 2004 | Updated: Jun 13, 2004
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What a Malfoy Wants by Magical Whimsy    (Reviews - 11)

There were a few things Draco never thought he'd experience as a reformed Death Eater, true love being one of them, so he was pleasantly surprised when Ginny Weasley came crashing through the unguarded gates of his heart.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3785 | Read count: 4841 | Published: Jul 15, 2008 | Updated: Sep 21, 2008
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What Do You Say by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 43)

Harry and Hermione need a break from the newest member of their clan. Ginny rescues them but who will rescue her when the Ice Prince of Slytherin shows up?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3966 | Read count: 3496 | Published: May 23, 2005 | Updated: May 23, 2005
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What Happens in Italy... by Butterfly_Kate    (Reviews - 39)

On a trip to the Quidditch World Cup in Rome, Ginny sees Draco for the first time in eight years. To her surprise, a torch she didn’t know she was carrying is relit.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 24929 | Read count: 10838 | Published: May 15, 2008 | Updated: May 28, 2008
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What The Teachers Do When It's Dark by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 10)

Describes professorial actions at night. Gets quite naughty quite quickly. LOTS of innuendo. Not for the innocent at heart. (Featuring Draco as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher during Ginny's seventh year.)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1225 | Read count: 1958 | Published: Sep 13, 2005 | Updated: Sep 13, 2005
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Where I Stand by Adelagia    (Reviews - 441)

Hired by the Malfoys to manage their public relations after a bout of bad press, Ginny discovers that some relationships just aren't meant to stay strictly professional.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 33728 | Read count: 84749 | Published: Jun 28, 2008 | Updated: Jul 20, 2008
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While London Sleeps by oh snap its bri    (Reviews - 14)

The scene? One of the luxurious portkey parties thrown by Blaise and Luna Zabini. The couples? Mr. and Mrs. Harry Potter and Mr. and Mrs. Draco Malfoy. The sex? Harry Potter and Pansy Malfoy. Draco Malfoy and Ginny Potter. Oh yeah, it's all good.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3015 | Read count: 2517 | Published: Mar 25, 2006 | Updated: Mar 26, 2006
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Why I, Draco Malfoy, Have Clearly Gone Off the Deep End by SunnyStorms    (Reviews - 6)

One mortifying situation after another and a bewildered Malfoy in the middle of it all.

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Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3076 | Read count: 3110 | Published: Jan 03, 2013 | Updated: Jan 04, 2013
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Why Me by Airmid    (Reviews - 43)

Ginny has finally been allowed to join the Order. But is it too high a price? Her mission: Baby sit the one and only Draco Malfoy.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 9019 | Read count: 1854 | Published: Jan 20, 2006 | Updated: Feb 18, 2006
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Why Quidditch Gear Should Be Banned by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

It was a truth universally acknowledged that Draco Malfoy was an arrogant tosspot who deserved to be pecked to death by magically modified penguins. It was also true that said tosspot happened to be extremely handsome, and looked far too good in his Quidditch gear for someone so prejudiced and unlikeable. Not that Ginny noticed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1417 | Read count: 1090 | Published: Sep 29, 2013 | Updated: Oct 01, 2013
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Win-Win by Butterfly_Kate    (Reviews - 8)

After an unusual week working at Flourish and Blotts, the rivalry between Draco and Ginny's pub quiz teams reaches entirely new levels.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4345 | Read count: 1184 | Published: Jan 30, 2011 | Updated: Jan 31, 2011
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Winter Retreat by Sarea Okelani    (Reviews - 18)

Christmas is a time meant to be spent with family and friends, not with your worst enemy on a remote mountaintop. Oh well.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 12535 | Read count: 7273 | Published: May 08, 2004 | Updated: May 08, 2004
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Wishes For Your Soul by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 168)

The idea of "renting" her soul out to anyone - let alone a former Slytherin nemesis - did not sit well with Ginny Weasley. But circumstances always tend to go askew and when she finds herself in a dire position, Ginny has no choice but to relent, accepting the deal and the seven wishes offered as payment.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 31950 | Read count: 34355 | Published: Jun 13, 2008 | Updated: Jul 22, 2008
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Witch Wish by Liz21    (Reviews - 16)

Ginny does a favor for her twin brothers that leads her on a wild ride with her not so favorite enemy, Draco Malfoy.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6935 | Read count: 3409 | Published: Mar 05, 2007 | Updated: Mar 05, 2007
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Wizard, Sorcerer…or Skill Monkey? by Alyra Black    (Reviews - 15)

When Draco comes across a group of students playing a Muggle game whilst on prefect duty, what will he do?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dungeons and Draco
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2544 | Read count: 2373 | Published: Nov 05, 2010 | Updated: Nov 05, 2010
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Wonder by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

In which Draco wonders many things, including how to win a date with a certain redhead.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1602 | Read count: 2649 | Published: Apr 09, 2011 | Updated: Apr 09, 2011
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Wonders of Spatulas by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 30)

It started with a simple demand - "Stop glaring at me!" - and somehow escalated into long discussions regarding lost causes, the ugly sides of individualism and the uses of spatulas in causing possible mental damage. As the notes and the mutual detentions continues, the long-time rivals might just find more between the lines than the wonders of spatulas.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1707 | Read count: 3638 | Published: Jul 01, 2007 | Updated: Jul 02, 2007
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Worked Like a Charm by Vesica    (Reviews - 12)

Written for Challenge 2 (Persuasion) at the DG.com Forums. Draco and Ginny are both pretty darn good at persuasion, but just who is persuading who?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 851 | Read count: 3158 | Published: Aug 27, 2006 | Updated: Aug 27, 2006
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Yank? by Black Magic    (Reviews - 5)

In which a potion explodes and Draco learns something new.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 879 | Read count: 2509 | Published: Jan 20, 2007 | Updated: Jan 20, 2007
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You Called Me Fat by greeneyes0419    (Reviews - 30)

“You called me fat!” Ginny accused him, trying to reach out and slap him.

“I did not call you fat,” Draco protested, trying valiantly to keep from being hit.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1461 | Read count: 3947 | Published: Apr 24, 2008 | Updated: Apr 24, 2008
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You Don't Know Me At All by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 48)

“So let me get this straight – you sic your crazy owl on me and have me dragged away from my mates so I can cater to your completely irrational female emotional crisis? Explain to me at what point you thought this was a good idea.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1743 | Read count: 6201 | Published: Jan 11, 2006 | Updated: Jan 11, 2006
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