uuugh nooo not PREGNANT!!!
Okay, I just red this whoel story and its smack ass funny, but like, wher eis the rest of it? Do they ever have a baby? is it a boy or girL? I hope they have a boy and he looks just like Draco because he's sooo hoawt! Ginny is so luckey!!!! Write more or I kill you!!!
This is great. I love Tonks's job, and how you betrayed Harry. Snape was great to.... Squirrel hunting... Teeheee. Great job.
I think Im gonna enjoy reading the story! It's really funny!
Wow - this story - was extremely humorous..I never thought that redneck characters in the HP world would work, and here I'm proved wrong! Honestly, this is a very good story - I just loved reading all the momentous scenes from HP canon into something seriously trailer park. Tractor company indeed! Wow...you have a gift for humor. Nicely done, and good luck on future writings!
Oh my goodness.. This is friggin' hilarious...absolutely hilarious..it's like, a soap opera..redneck style! Chevy people...bwahahahahahaah!
interesting...the entire Weasley Clan are rednecks... I don't know whether to laugh or cry...ok, both. Let's see how this progresses before I make a definite choice..
This is a great story and I just about died laughing at the way the families are portrayed. Ah *tear* thanks for the laughs, I needed it.
OMG! that is soooo funny! the weasleys are rednecks! hahahha! I love it!
haha, that was funny. i simply love ur story. im glas its finally finished!! great job.
And we have now come full circle. I must that I hate to see this end, but at least there will be a sequel. It also helps that I'm privy to a lot of the going-ons so the wait isn't unbearable. :) I think that was the perfect ending for this utterly delightful story. I must say that I have always adored what you've done to these (poor) characters. Ginny does make a fantastic trailer park princess and Draco is absolutely edible as redneck in faded jeans (even if he does like Chevy). This has to be one of the most original D/G stories ever and I'm so glad that you shared it with the rest of us. It has been the cause of a great number of giggles and flat out belly laughs. Keep up the good work, Beetle. And don't keep us waiting too long for the sequel :)
I adore this story, and this ending couldn't have been more perfect. I cannot WAIT for the further adventures of redneck Draco and Ginny.
Absolutely brilliant! Have been laughing so hard, my muscles are sore. This has got to be a cult classic AU fic! I've been meaning to read this as so many people have rec'd it, and it has definitely been worth the read! Love it all, can't wait for more!
i rad this on riddiculus, please write the last chappie! its soo funny
You by far have the greatest AU story and one of the best Humor fics I've ever read. As for this chapter: Talk about a bad day at work. Poor Draco. I think Lucius giving Ginny a copy of "Grand Theft Auto" and turning her into a car thief who steals a "Cobra" of all cars and having Harry save the day was Classic! There were so many lines that I thought were just priceless but my favourite has to be: "Draco wished everyone would stop telling him his wife was a tramp." Great job!
I think this is a WONDERFUL story. I love the plot and the Southern setting is hilarious. I'd like to see more of it.
To tell you the truth, this has got to be THE worst story I have ever read--EVER! It's just dumb, and stupid, and plotless.
I've been trying to read and review this story for what feels like a bloody week now. It is absolutely hilarious, I think you've done a great job (even the little details are hilarious). But by far my favourite parts had to be the Weasley Boys: --Percy pulled a hand nervously through his mullet.--“Yes, there is,” Draco suddenly hissed. “Hide me ” “What?” Draco pointed out in the distance, at the long gravel driveway that connected the Weasley’s home to the paved road. A pickup truck was bouncing along it, approaching quickly. Its bed was filled with redheads. “Your brothers are coming home ”“But...” Ginny said. “They weren’t supposed to get back from dumpster diving until five...”--Sorry for clumping up most of my review with your story, but that my friend is comedic genius. Terrific job.
GREAT chapter. I laughed my arse off -- particularly when thinking about them with outrageous Southern accents. :)) Are you ever going to close on the mystery of Ginny's trampiness, or will you leave it up to us to either give her the benefit of the doubt, or believe all those other boys? <g>I particularly enjoyed Harry's cameo -- for some reason the idea that he always thought Ginny would be his, coupled w/ the fact that he had no clue she'd been sleeping around, makes me laugh.
I'm curious to know why Draco felt he had to make sure Pansy wasn't angry -- fear of retribution? :D
And I really liked the offhand way Draco was totally fine w/ the idea of Ginny getting fat.
Draco should have killed Harry onthe spot for macking on Ginny like that. Does he not have anydecency? It'sthe guy's wife for godsakes! Draco isn't a very good husband eitherhe doesnt' defeend Ginny when people call her a tramp. Pansy needs to die. SoDoes Harry. Nev can go fo rgood measure too. The pink sheets thing rulz! So fnny!!!!!!!! Youmust write more NOW!
All I can say is poor Draco. He's got such a hard life ahead of him. I think living with Aunt Trixie and one working shower might behoove him to make enough money to get a place for him and Ginny. Although, Gin has to stop distracting him in the morings so he can get his cute little arse to work on time - pink sheets or no. He's so not going to enjoy living with two women who are not his mother. He's going to be torn by what his aunt wants and his demanding pretty princess of a wife. He needs to learn now that the wife is always right. He just needs to drill that into his little oversexed brain right now. It will save him a lot of grief in the future. Work must be painful for him, what with those silly little Gryffs. And Harry *dies* That boy is so clueless he wouldn't know know it if he was slapped upside the head with a two-by-four. He was going to marry Ginny in a few years! HAH. In what reality is she a good girl and Draco corrupted her? It's more like she has corrupted him! (But they are so adorable together). It seems like of everyone there - Ernie, Nev, Seamus and Harry - Draco is going to get along with Nev the best, almost running over him with a car aside of course. I don't know how Draco is going to enjoy working for this father-in-law because at some point he's going to want to brag about Gin's prowess in bed, especially when the hormones get to raging.... I think Pansy is the victim here. She had every intention of being Mrs. Malfoy and she stupidly screwed herself out of it. Oh well, Draco looks better with Ginny anyway. Pansy is just going to have to learn to suck it up and deal with it - Gin will give her plenty of fodder soon when that belly starts to poke out. I must say that Draco really did make a nice save there at the end. That situation could have gone to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, but he said the right thing to appease her when she needed the most. He actually had an adult moment for a second - there might be hope for him after all... I think he truly does love Ginny, deep down he does, or else he would have bothered to defend her when people called her a tramp. He can overlook her past, probably even deny much of it, because he does love her. And I like to think she loves him too even though they are both young and stupid and in for a world of rude awakenings! If you can't tell - I absolutely adored it!
Like omg! This is like the funniest fic ever!! It totall roxors! Omg! You must writte another chapter now or i'll just DIE! NOW!
Well, nothing like having a pass/fail final and forgetting to study. No place to live, no means to support themselves, no education between them...oh boy they are truly in for it. AND now they have to tell his parents. They couldn't die in a fiery car crash on the way could they and save themselves the hell?
My poor Draco! The whole Weasley clan is out to get him because he 'ruin' the little princess. LOL - marry Ginny and his Mum not find out. Fat chance at that buddy - your Mum is the biggest gossip monger ever.
One of the greatest AU humor fics of all time. Just the thought of redneck HP slays me every single time. I'd really hate to be Draco and go into that lion's den with an unwed, pregnant teenaged Ginny. But he did, so he must be a stand up guy, really stupid or actually truly does love her...I guess we'll find out.