Name: Black Alnair reviewed Fuck Off on Jan 14, 2007 07:00 pm
His kitchen knives were running around Bulgaria killing people.

Haha. And yet, it fit so well with the horrible horrible heart-wrenching scenario that Draco was in. Bloody hell, how is that wizard standing?

As for the rest of it, I used to think *I* was unfair to Draco but now I've realized that I've been handing him lollipops and giving him puppies and rainbows.

Author's Response: How is he standing? Well, I'm holding him up from behind by the scruff of his Slytherin neck, that's how. Oh, don't worry. You are being unfair to Draco. You just tried to kill him off, remember? Thanks for stopping by, Black Alnair, and for the wonderful review! -fallenwitch
Name: Aurinko reviewed Fuck Off on Jan 06, 2007 09:43 am
NOOOOO!

Poor Draco. And while I know that you've probably got some reason that Ginny's not a total twit, I'm beginning to wonder how you managed that. :-) Looking forward to the next one, obviously. Very much enjoyed Ginny's use of Draco's kitchen knives, and his internal monologues, as always. Filthy dirty mouthed little Slytherin. :-P I'd love to know where Ginny got her assassin training from. The little Weasley. Of course, this is an AU. Awaiting your 'happy ending'. Squib!Ginny ought to be pretty interesting.

Author's Response: Hey there! Ginny is many things but a twit? A twit? *laughs* Ginny got her original training from the Order in England and the rest of her training in Bulgaria from Christo and his father. I didn't say it in the story, but Christo wields a mean knife! Thanks for dropping by. -fallenwitch
Name: Allessandra reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 31, 2006 11:41 am
I've read your story in one sitting. I haven't moved to get something to eat or go to the bathroom and I really really can't wait to read what happens next. I'm very fond of your story, although not too fond of the ship, but it's the one I decided to read and continue to until you have finished. I cannot wait...thank you for sharing. =)

Allessandra

Author's Response: Not fond of our ship? Well, I am flattered that you've picked this particular story to follow regardless of that. And I award you with the "fallenwitch Endurance Award" for reading the whole damn thing in one sitting, with extra points for no breaks - bathroom or otherwise! A truly impressive feat. Thanks so much for the lovely review. -fallenwitch
Name: Yemeron reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 30, 2006 08:26 am
Wow... Poor Draco. He's getting a raw deal, isn't he? I certainly hope things will begin to go in his favor in the future. Another riveting chapter!

Author's Response: Hello Yemeron! I agree. This hasn't been the most fun Draco's had in a fic, but he seems to be hanging in there, thank god. Glad this fic continues to amuse you! Thanks for the wonderful review. -fallenwitch
Name: natalie star reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 29, 2006 01:45 pm
I though "ah well Ill check if there is an update on 'along came a wizard'" not really expecting there to be one but there is! Thanks :D

But Ginny is a squib! and Draco as tortured as ever (I love your draco, hes what keeps me coming back). And I never thought I would say this about anyone but for gods sake just DIE Christo Chervenko!

Yay a new chapter! Now the waiting games starts for the next installment.

o.O Thanks again Fallenwitch, you're my favorite Author.

Author's Response: Well, there you are! See, I shocked you with an actual update, didn't I? *laughs* My Draco is what keeps me coming back as well so I guess we're two peas in a pod. Thanks so much for the lovely review! -fallenwitch
Name: saucy reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 28, 2006 11:34 pm
What a horrid place to leave it at! Poor me, staying up 'til 2:30 am to read the this, and that's all there is so far? I think I'm gonna cry! But alas, I'm far to taken with this fic to be at the wonderous author. Do please update soon so the suspense can stop eating away at me!

Author's Response: Hello saucy! Yep, that's all there is so far, but don't worry. More is on the way. I may be a slow updater, but I'm dependable. It'll be here. Thanks for your review! -fallenwitch
Name: japdragon reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 26, 2006 09:19 pm
This story is awesome! You have to finish it!! I stayed up past 2 am to finish reading what you have so far and will be waiting on the edge of my chair for the updates (okay, maybe not, but I will definitely be waiting)!

Author's Response: Thank you. I am committed to finishing this one, and since are heading into the home stretch and I can see the end in the sight, I think it is safe to say that it will be completed soon! Thanks for your review. -fallenwitch
Name: ccc reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 16, 2006 06:27 am
I am getting ticked off at Ginny. Why is she going back to that man that doesn't care if she gets killed. Draco should find some way to kidnap her. They could move away to a tropical island or something. *sigh*

Author's Response: Kidnapping? A tropical island? Sounds like a good plot for another fic - not this one. But don't worry. I hear you loud and clear. Thanks for reading and the frustrated review, CCC. I appreciate it. - fallenwitch
Name: braidedsilver reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 13, 2006 10:35 pm
I decided I need to say something else. I would love nothing more than to see him ward the manor against her presense and have her try to get in. It would serve her right. *grumbles*

Author's Response: Well, it is the next best thing to killing her, isn't it? Giving her a taste of her own bitter medicine. Not a bad idea... -fallenwitch
Name: braidedsilver reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 13, 2006 10:33 pm
Can I kill her now? Please? Poor Draco. You know, your Draco isn't at all how I would imagine the real Draco to act, and yet you make it work so well. I could easily see this story with reversed positions, but I think I like it better this way. Hmmm would you mind to terribly if I wrote you a gift fic of them in reversed position? "Along came a wizard, the dislexic version" haha, I'll do that and send it to you then allow you to decide what to do with it.

Author's Response: Thank you for your kind comments on my Draco. And I would encourage you to write "Along Came A Wizard, The Dyslexic Version"! I'd be interested to read it, that's for sure! And I bet a lot of other readers would, too. *laughs* And NO, you may not kill Ginny. I need her to finish my story. After I'm done, if she's still alive, feel free to have at her! Thanks for a hysterical review! -fallenwitch
Name: Padfootedmoony reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 12, 2006 02:51 pm
this was great. keep up the great work, and I hope you can update again soon.

Author's Response: Thank you, Padfootedmoony! It's been a month now, and I have an update! I'm not the fastest writer, but I'm turtle steady! Thanks for your review! -fallenwitch
Name: WG13 reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 12, 2006 10:46 am
O yay - an update. LOL as always, I'm late for the party, but never mind. *grins* I actually yelped when I saw that u had updated!

Hope to hell Ginny still has Draco's portkey around her neck... think she's gonna need it - soon! Fab update... can't wait for more!


Author's Response: Yeah, I was wondering if you were ever going to show up! *laughs* It's never a party without you! It's a good day when I can entertain and amuse you a bit. You deserve it right now! Thanks for the wonderful review. -fallenwitch
Name: arabela reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 12, 2006 04:41 am
I vote we kick her...yeah? who's in? =P

"His kitchen knives were running around Bulgaria killing people." BEST LINE EVER!!! hahaha, that was really good.

She probably did still have the PortKey, too. gr.

as always, love!!!! agh, can't wait til this story ends just so...that I know how it ends, lol =P keep up the awesome work ^_^



Author's Response: Hi 'Bela! I loved writing that line about the kitchen knives. It was wicked fun! Glad you are still enjoying this one. The end is fast approaching so no worries. Thanks for the wonderful review! -fallenwitch
Name: Phae reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 05:11 pm
Damn, I love these fingernail-gnawing plot-twists! The moment I read that Draco's knives were missing, I knew they were going to end up severing someone's jugular, but I wasn't expecting it to happen twice. I particularly relish the Political-Intrigue!Ginny and can hardly wait to see how you resolve this one. Excellent read, as always.

Author's Response: Thank you, Phae! You are one of the few who seems to enjoy the political-intrigue aspects of this fic. I knew you would take one look at those knives and know exactly where they were going to end up! Damn, I can bearly stay two paragraphs ahead of you, woman! But I love that about you. You keep me on my weary toes, fighting for every plot point along the way. I'd be interested to see, once this fiasco is over, how much you knew when. As far as I can tell, you don't miss a damn thing, woman! Thanks for your kind words and encouragement! It means a ton coming from you! -fallenwitch
Name: Megan reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 03:51 pm
I wonder...will they EVER be happy? It seems it's just one miserable event after another. Poor Draco. Poor Ginny.

Author's Response: Good question. It doesn't look promising right now, but things might change in say ... the next chapter? Thaks for your review, Megan. I appreciate it. -fallenwitch
Name: Embellished reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 12:57 pm
Hooray! An update! I love this chapter, particularly the way Ginny's plans unfold. Poor, clueless Draco certainly took a while to catch on, didn't he? He would have saved himself a lot of trouble many times over if he had realized from the first that Ginny just doesn't need saving. Not really. I'm still holding out hope for a happy ending, though. Anyway, thanks for the update!

Author's Response: Draco always takes awhile to catch on in this fic, unfortunately. But he always saves her in the end. He's the comeback king! I hope his luck holds out. Glad you are still enjoying this one, Embellished. I appreciate your wonderful reviews. -fallenwitch
Name: HumbugGirl reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:38 am
*sigh*

I think I've lost track of the number of times you've broken my heart with this story.

Wonderful, as always.

Author's Response: Sorry! Thank you for a wonderful review, HumbugGirl. -fallenwitch
Name: imelda reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:17 am
You are too cruel. That ending!!! "Fuck off," and poor Draco hiding under his covers. Forget about HIS breaking heart, what about mine?!

And Ginny is insane. Just insane. I had exactly the same reaction as Draco when I read about her killing those men with the knives-- WTF is she doing???? And Draco is too funny, the way he points out that 1) those are HIS knives she's using (oh, the irony), and 2) she's not even Bulgarian!!

So I continue to go on loving this story, even as it continues to make me miserable. Hey, I guess I really am like Draco.

I didn't like this whole thing about Ginny losing her magic; fic authors use it too often and it really never seems to have a point. Nor does it seem to be taken as seriously as it ought--she's beyond crippled, now. I mean, you've ripped out an essential part of who she is, of what makes her not human. And...yeah. I don't like that. I feel like it's just used for the sake of the plot, and not really as part of her development as a character--which it has a HUMONGOUS impact on.

Other than that one fact, and the fact that there were a few misspellings, I really enjoyed this chapter, like all of your others. I hope we get to see another one soon!!

Author's Response: Hello Imelda! Glad you are still amused by this flawed fic. So, I have used one too many plot twists for you, have I? You think I have not given adequate weight to Ginny's loss of magic. I understand your concern. And I know I've shamelessly beaten up Draco emotionally in this fic. I feel terrible about it. Sort of. Thanks for your continued interest and awesome review! -fallenwitch
Name: Mollie reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:17 am
Oh my goodness. I can't hardly believe her. She is really a crazy women. Good chapter. Update soon, please!!!

Author's Response: Yes, she is. Thank you for your review, Mollie! -fallenwitch
Name: Persephone33 reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:15 am
First off... I love your chapter titles. They make me smile immediately when your story pops up on the screen. Second... wow! Political intrigue, assassinations, etc. A brainy D/G fic. Third...Fuck their idle chatter and useless concerns. He had a witch to save. Ahhh. I adore it. If only he were super!Draco... able to leap... whatever. She'd still be married, though.

So, fallenwitch, when's the Bulgarian @#**%&# going to die?

Author's Response: Super!Draco - I love it, Persephone33! As for the Bulgarian @#**%&#, you don't really want me to kill off Christo, do you? Thank you so much for a superb review, as always. I adored it! -fallenwitch
Name: Prolific Wonder reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:11 am
Oh come on give them a break. It's just the same thing repeated and I'm getting tired of the whinning on both parts. Have them together or end it. It's beautifully written in a sense and in others it's crude. I mean how predictable was it that Draco went from pinnig for Ginny to another womans arms. It's like it lost it's edge awhile ago. I'm not trying to be rude at all. I just don't understand it's irritance.

Author's Response: "It's beautifully written in a sense and in other it's crude." Yes, I think that's an accurate summary, and one that I rather like! Thank you for your candid feedback. I will be giving everyone a break soon (including me) as this fic is scheduled to end in two more chapters. If you feel it's lost its edge for your, feel free to skive off the rest of it. BTW, Draco did not go from pining for Ginny into another woman's arms in this chapter so I am confused about your statement. He actually broke up with Rose which is why Blaise saw her looking miserable at the Ministry Gala with another wizard. Appreciate your thoughts on this one. - fallenwitch
Name: Rashonda reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 11:04 am
What a great christmas present. I was so happy to see this updated. I love your titles, they always crack me up to no end. Ginny is just all kinds of dangerous going around slicing folks throats and everything. Draco should know by now the woman can take care of herself with or without magic, but I still understand his concern because he loves her. Now, that she's blown him off yet again what will he do? Will he attempt to move on, or will he steadily give himself self-induced ulcers worrying about her? Great update.

Author's Response: A belated Merry Christmas, Rashonda! Glad you find my titles amusing rather than offensive. This last one was a bit much, wasn't it? Just sort of hit you in the face before you knew what was happening! Trying to parallel the reading experience w/Draco's experience. (Not really but it sounds good, doesn't it?) The next chapter should give you some answers to your wonderful questions. Thank you for your thoughtful review! -fallenwitch
Name: JuliusCaesar reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 10:47 am
Absolutely brilliant! I can never tell what's going to happen next and it always leaves me on the edge of my seat and wanting for more. I love your Draco to bits - he's neither hard-hearted nor too fluffy. It truly does feel as how an adult canon Draco would act if he'd had his heart broken. Can't wait for the next chapter, Fallenwitch.

Author's Response: Hello Julius Caesar! I know I keep saying this but I only do so because it remains as true now as it did in the first chapter - thank you so much for continuing to read and review and enjoy this fic. It means a ton to me. It really does. And I'm thrilled that you like my Draco - he's not everyone's favorite, that's for sure. The next chapter is coming up! -fallenwitch
Name: azadi reviewed Fuck Off on Dec 11, 2006 10:40 am
"unless she intended to fillet her husband and serve him up for supper" - *sigh* with the plot you woven even if she did they probably still wouldn't be together.

"a Squib" - *dies, only to ressurect self to die again* How deliciously morbid - I definitley did not see THAT coming; simply genius!

"His kitchen knives were running around Bulgaria killing people." - despite the seriousness of the implication it made me laugh nonetheless.

Wow - what a web you have woven - only it's not so much a web as it is a bloody brick wall where you have effectively cut off all hopes of them getting together. What happens now I'm absolutely dying to know!!! Are we nearing the end or have you a couple of more torturous hurdles hidden up your (clearly voluminous) sleeve. And here I thought your muse was a "barren waste land" :D. An absolutley magnificent and intriguing chapter - I could not think of a better way to start my 18th birthday ;)!

Author's Response: I see we share the same dark sense of humour, don't we? *snickers* It's always a wonderful feeling to keep you entertained. Yep, we are fast approaching the end of this fic. My sleeves are not as voluminous as you think, and I stand by my original statement. It is a "barren wasteland" in there! Happy 18th again!! -fallenwitch
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