Name: Cathryn Aeiran reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 09:33 pm
Lol I love Harry's speech to Colin.
Author's Response: Hi Cathryn -- I'm so glad you liked this part. It is my favorite part of the whole story. I walked around for like two days trying to think of euphemisms for sex that Harry might conceivably use. Thanks for reading and for reviewing!
Name: Kisou reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 08:21 pm
Well, that was a little fast. But, then, Draco is overly confidant and really wouldn't wait if he didn't have to.
This entire story is, I have to admit, not exactly realistic in any sense of the word, but it's amusing. So, I'm still keeping a careful eye on updates, and have added it to my favorites list. Really you only have to do one or the other. Reality doesn't seem so important when I'm busy laughing. ^.^
Author's Response: Hi Kisou -- You're right -- Draco's kiss was a bit precipitous, which he'll be regretting really soon.
I'm glad you are finding the story amusing -- that's definitely my aim rather than realism :) Thanks for reading and for reviewing!
Name: Scanty Slytherin reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 12:34 pm
That was HA-larious. "Merlin's unibrow" "Blouse bunnies" "Murder, She Wrote" "Yes mistress Pansy"
I love how draco is so insecure about how Ginny feels about him. I love that he cares. And Blaise is actually on Ginny's side. Those slytherins are tricky. Especially Pansy. Who knew she had a taste for Gryffs? Hee hee.
I can not BELIEVE you left us right at the kiss. *Disappointed* Ok Im not. Im amused. Anyway you have to update soon!! PLEASE! It's so good!!
P.S. I was referring to "Rock and Roll Queen" but we'll also pretend I was talking about your bril lyrics for "Cauldron Bottom Gal." ;)
Author's Response: Hi Scanty -- I agree, Draco is totally insecure; I'm glad you like him that way. Thanks for liking the Pansy/Colin relationship -- I'm planning on some more fun for those two. And *sigh* -- it's a good thing I didn't pursue a career in songwriting, huh? Thanks for pretending with me. And thank you for reading and reviewing!
Name: Scanty Slytherin reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 12:23 pm
YAY!! I liked that chapter. Especially at the end ;) Nice. I can't wait to find out what happens between them!! Update soooooonnnn!!!! PPLLEEAAASSSSEEEE!!!
Name: CharmedLife19 reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 10:47 am
Ah! Don't leave it there! Can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Hi CharmedLife19 -- The next chapter is in the works. Sorry to end on a cliffie. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Name: CharmedLife19 reviewed
Chapter 2 -- Inspecting on Jun 10, 2006 09:38 am
"Apparently, he is well-known as a Muggle rock star, but secretly, he is a dark and powerful wizard, one who likes to steal Muggle babies and possibly eat them. His self-proclaimed title is ‘Goblin King.’”
LOL Ah, The Labyrinth... How I love and adore that movie. Great job, on to the next chapter...
Author's Response: I saw it in elementary school, and have had a crush on David Bowie since. I'd let him steal my siblings any day :)
Name: imelda reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 09:00 am
I love this fic!! It is so funny in an outrageous way-- how many times do you hear "Merlin's saggy man-boobs" or "Merlin's unibrow!" in a day? Or even in a fic? Love it.
And you just keep shocking me into laughter--like, "yes, mistress Pansy," and poor Colin's reaction to what Harry was saying, and, best of all, the jokes about Crabbe's mother. Aaahhahahaha.
So glad we got to see a kiss, too!! And Draco is adorable, even if he is a jerk. The two of them belong together. Although I don't know how happy Ginny is to be kissed by him, after insults like his...
Oh, and haha, I just realized Draco calls Mirabel 'Mira.' V. clever!
Lastly--well, I'm not even going to approach the "blouse bunnies" thing. The phrase was funny, but the fact that there's an actual website (called 'titword'!) devoted to names like that...the internet can be a frightening place sometimes.
Author's Response: Hi Imelda -- I'm glad you like this story! One of my stranger goals for it is to include as many weird Merlin oaths as I can; hopefully I won't run out of body parts before the story's over. You're right: Ginny is probably not going to be too pleased with the kiss, and (not to give anything away) she might use it as an excuse to show off some of that Auror Academy training. Poor Draco!
The website creeped me out too -- I googled "slang for breasts" and that was top of the list. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Name: Alexandria Malfoy reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 07:29 am
*giggles uncontrolably* "The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter". I love it. Great chapter, as always. I just loved how Draco just came to his senses at the end and Blaise's 'Murder, She Wrote' comeback. Very witty.
Author's Response: Hi Alexandria -- I'm glad you liked the chapter! Blaise has an eighties reruns addiction -- it's very sad. :) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Name: Alexandria Malfoy reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 07:29 am
*giggles uncontrolably* "The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter". I love it. Great chapter, as always. I just loved how Draco just came to his senses at the end and Blaise's 'Murder, She Wrote' comeback. Very witty.
Name: Katrina_M reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 07:09 am
omg! this wazs the most hilarious chapter yet! i laughed out loud so many times i cant even remember how many times! I felt so embarassed for ginny when she was sniffing draco's clothes cuz... um.. well i have had that happen to me lol... and it was extremely embarassing! That kiss at the end was totally unexpected and totally perfect! another great chapter yeah!
Author's Response: Hi Katrina -- So you're an inappropriate sniffer? That's so awesome! A lot of this story is based on real life (but I'm not saying more than that or I might incriminate myself :) I'm glad you laughed at the chapter. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Name: Embellished reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 10, 2006 02:25 am
Hee hee. This may be your best chapter yet. I chuckled through the whole thing. I can't even pick out the funniest part. But what a place to end it! Please update soon so we can find out how Draco manages to bollocks it up. Thanks for the update!
Author's Response: Hi Embellished -- I'm glad you liked the chapter. Sorry to end there, but the chapter kept getting longer and longer . . . . Draco will definitely be making an arse out of himself sometime in the very near future. Thanks for reading and for the nice review!
Name: Lynda reviewed
The Inappropriate Sniffing Chapter on Jun 09, 2006 10:59 pm
HOW COULD YOU!?!? I HATE cliffhangers! you MUST update ASAP!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Hi Lynda -- Sorry 'bout that. :) Update is on its way! Thanks for reading and for reviewing!
Name: breanna reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on Jun 02, 2006 01:48 am
hee hee thats funny!
Author's Response: Thanks, Breanna! I'm glad you like it.
Name: slitherhither reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 29, 2006 10:08 pm
Ok, I was a bit skeptical of a humorous story at first, and even disappointed that you weren't writing another deliciously angsty romance, but now I'm sold. I am so impressed that you can write truly LOL humor *and* heart-wrenching d/g! Though I did get a laugh at Luna's "pale piece of man candy" comment in The Chosen One, and the Chrsitmas carol. A hint of things to come, eh? Thank you for sharing your many-faceted talent with us!
Author's Response: Hi Slitherhither! I'm so glad you like this story, too. I started it while I was finishing "The Chosen One" and needed a little comic relief for myself. Now I'm just having fun. Hopefully, you are too. Thanks for reading it, and for reviewing!
Name: Scanty Slytherin reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 29, 2006 03:14 pm
Good. Really good. Really REALLY good. Please write more!! That was sooo funny. And I really love the song btw. So please update! Dont make me beg! Cuz I will.
Author's Response: Hi Scanty -- Thanks! I'm glad you like the story so far, and find it funny. Since you didn't specify which song you love (though I'm guessing you mean the title song), I'm just going to pretend you are referring to my totally awesome (okay, that might be a stretch) lyrics for "Cauldron Bottom Gal," the Wizarding World's version of "Baby Got Back." Kidding. But no need to beg -- the next chapters already half written! Thanks for reviewing.
Name: Kisou reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 29, 2006 01:17 pm
This is highly amusing. I especially liked Voldy's knickers. Though I not completely sure I want to imagine them on Draco, or on Voldy for that matter. Keep writing.
Author's Response: Hi Kisou -- Now you've got *me* imagining them (eww). My guess is that his very knobby, pale knees are accentuated by polka dot boxers (or maybe, instead of polka dots, he has little snakes on them). Aren't you glad I shared that? :) I'm glad you like the story so far, and thank you very much for reviewing!
Name: Cassie S reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 29, 2006 08:32 am
Very entertaining :D and I love the song the title is from. Keep going! I'm looking forward to more.
(Also, in the line '“Here, here,” Draco murmured distractedly as he lined up his next shot.', I think you meant 'Hear, hear'? I always thought that was the expression but then English isn't my first language so I'm not the best authority on it...)
Author's Response: Hi Cassie! You totally rock -- thank you for catching my homonym flub. It's all fixed now, thanks to you. Glad you like the Subways song -- it was a freebie from iTunes a few months ago. Thanks for reviewing!
Name: Cassie S reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 29, 2006 08:32 am
Very entertaining :D and I love the song the title is from. Keep going! I'm looking forward to more.
(Also, in the line '“Here, here,” Draco murmured distractedly as he lined up his next shot.', I think you meant 'Hear, hear'? I always thought that was the expression but then English isn't my first language so I'm not the best authority on it...)
Name: Lynda reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 11:25 pm
that was so funny. update asap. I love this!
Author's Response: Hi Lynda, I'm glad you like it so far. The next chapter is in the works! Thanks for reviewing.
Name: Katrina_M reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 05:29 pm
HAHA! omg im so glad that you have updated this story! you, my friend, are the author of the FIRST EVER fan fiction i ever read and i adore it emensly! this fiction is brillant! its amazingly funny, and i happen to be a HUGE fan of wayne's world! i was starting to lose hope on this fic, but now i have something to look forward to!! whoot whoot! please PLEASE keep updating this fic! much MUCH love goes out to you from me!
Author's Response: Hi Katrina! I am so honored to be your first fanfic! And I'm glad you like the story so far -- reviews like yours make writing really worth it. I am sorry about the long delay between chapters; I had a killer semester. Now that summer's here, my updates should be closer together. Never fear, I will finish this story. Thanks very much for reviewing.
Name: imelda reviewed
Chapter 2 -- Inspecting on May 28, 2006 04:27 pm
David Bowie rocks! I'm enjoying this fic a lot...on to the next chapter!
Name: Embellished reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 03:54 pm
Another hilarious chapter. In some ways, I wish you would update more often because this story always makes me smile (if not laugh out loud). On the other hand, you can't rush genius, so take as long as you need. :) My favorite line in this chapter is, "If this sort of work was domestic bliss, Molly Weasley must really have a screw or two loose." But it was hard to choose. Thanks for the update. I'm looking forward to whatever you come up with next!
Author's Response: Hi Embellished! I'm glad you like the story so far. I wish it *was* genius slowing me down, but sadly, no. I'm just a snail-slow writer, unfortunately. You'll appreciate this though: when I'm drinking wine and writing, I'm much faster. Strange, no? Thanks for the review.
Name: Alexandria Malfoy reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 03:05 pm
Lovely chapter. Arctic Monkeys= Amazing beyond all belief! I really like how this story is progressing, too. Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Hi Alexandria! Yay, another AM fan. I could listen to "I bet you look good on the dancefloor" all day. Of course, referencing them means this fic is no where close to the canon timeline, but eh! Thanks very much for reviewing.
Name: Phaedra7veils reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 01:56 pm
With all the insane bouts of laughter bursting out of my office from this fic, my partner thinks I'm ready to compete with the squirrels. I almost peed myself at Shweasel, and as for that "too sexy to be loved?" speech---popped in at The Superfarcial and couldn't get past this bizarre moment: "...I'm not sure it's considered a nipple slip when you pull off your own top. It's more like undressing. She's must be so used to the motion she just randomly does it in public." Almost---but not quite---as funny as your story.
Author's Response: Hi Phaedra! I'm so glad I made you laugh -- it is hard to tell if what's funny to me will be funny to anyone else. And I'm glad you liked the Superficial. It's where I get my daily dose of snarked-up raunchiness. Thanks very much for reviewing.
Name: dgloves70 reviewed
Chapter 4 -- Performances on May 28, 2006 12:56 pm
I love this story. It's funny that Draco wants so much Ginny and is now looking to making sure that Blaise knows he has marked his territory. It would be funny if he recruits Ginny into his band. I think it is absolutely hysterical and so typical of Draco to have women dressed in such frederick of hollywood garb. I wonder if she is going to be his personal maid! hmmm I can't wait til the next chapter!