Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!! This was hilarious!!!
As you can tell by my name I am Wiccan. So I will explain just in case others do not understand: There is a rule of 3 that essentially offers that all magick be done in threes. (i.e. Casting circles around 3x)
rule: I will not insist that the rule of 3 means that you must either be up for 3 rounds or into a threesome to get to "make magic."
this was so funny! Did u write some of these ur self? there are a lot that I'd never heard before.
hahahaha!!i m literally laughing my heads off..this is so freakkin hilarious!!u rock!!lol=D
AWESOME! I was laughing so much that I almost fell off my bed... Especially at the who died and made you boss :)
110. The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
127. I am not allowed to teach the veela the lyrics to "Oops, I Did It Again" even if they ask nicely.
Oh god, these are sooooo funny! I posted my two fav ones there, they're soo good!
110. The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
127. I am not allowed to teach the veela the lyrics to "Oops, I Did It Again" even if they ask nicely.
Oh god, these are sooooo funny! I posted my two fav ones there, they're soo good!
OMG!!! I was crying, cause I was laughing soooo hard!!
This is the funniest thing that I have read in a long, long time. Well done.
*snort* This is awesome. I can't believe I haven't run into this list before now, but I love it. Any Evil Overlord List or Monty Python references had me in stitches. :D
A pure act of genius... nothing more can be said!!
A pure act of genius... nothing more can be said!!
Ahhahahahahaha!!!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. I can't even decide my favourite because I have like 100 favourites or something. Fantastic job and what a brilliant idea.
hilarious!!!! i always read this when i'm having a rough day :)
how about: i am not allowed to call kingsley "brown bear" and i have never been "vanilla bear."
just a nod to scrubs lol
I thought up a couple. I am not allowed to wear a t-shirt that says Blondes Really Do Have More Fun! I am not allowed to send Hermione Granger a note from Ron Weasley that says, Red on the Head, Good in Bed!
I laughed until my sides ached! Totally hilarious!!!!
my family now thinks i'm crazy... I was in the living room on my laptop while they were waching a rather serious movie , and me.....I was laughing my head off, like uncontrollable giggles that wouldn't stop
192? Singing "We are the Champions" to convicted Death Eaters is not in my best interests.
192? Singing "We are the Champions" to convicted Death Eaters is not in my best interests.
A suggestion for #191. "Just because it is my birthday does not mean that the entire school wants to see me in my 'birthday suit'."
I am beyond words. This was the most hilarious thing that I have read recently. You deserve a million cookies.
OMG!! That was bloody hilarious, I'm still crying I laughed so hard. I especially loved the first 50, 100-150 was great as well. I'm off to read them all over again as we speak.