I am beyond words. This was the most hilarious thing that I have read recently. You deserve a million cookies.
OMG!! That was bloody hilarious, I'm still crying I laughed so hard. I especially loved the first 50, 100-150 was great as well. I'm off to read them all over again as we speak.
I am not allowed to sing Steven Lynch's song "I wanna fuck your sister" around any of the Weasley boys.
:) Definitely going on my favourites, I've read some of these before, and the new ones make me laugh so hard.
ohhhhhhh my dear god. tears are blurring the frikkin' screen.
haha. i know i've read this before but its too dang funny to not read again! great job! i love it!
My favorites: 128, 131, 133, 180, 190. -lmao-
191. I am not allowed to stand outside the Hufflepuff common room and tell the first years that the password is: "Snape is a pretty, pretty princess."
oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I read through all of them? or that I got every single reference.
haha. this was great! loved it so much!
Oh, dear god. Absolutely HYSTERICAL! One of the funniest lists I have ever read.
O.M.G. this is sooo HILARIOUS!!! omg i
"I am not allowed to sing "We're off to See the Wizard" when I am sent to the Headmaster's Office."
AHAHAHAHA!!!! In one word, hilarious!
I was actually going to tell you to read the evil overlord list if you hadn't already, but then you mentioned it.
that was absolutely hilarious.
I cannot stop laughing...
that was hilarious! i had to google like a million things though... one thing i still don't get - what is the transylvania polygnostic thing??? and is there an inside joke about spoons? Actually there is probably a lot of inside jokes i probably didnt get - o well. it was still really funny!
Monty Python, Star Wars, Toy Story, Myth Inc. Good stuff. Unfortunately rule #88 in unenforcable, damn it.
wow..... lol ....
I almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks for making my day better!
Miran, I just thought you should know that my Graphic Design class now thinks I'm crazy. This was hilarious!!
thats the best thing ive read allllllllllll day
haha, just to let you know I read this in class and burst out laughing during the middle of a lecture. oops. very nice. i'll let you know if i can think of any ;)
123 made me laugh for the longest time as did 136. Lovely and hilarious.
ummmm........ how does this have ANTHING TO do with a Draco and Ginny love relationship....it is funny but.....
I nearly wet myself ...'I am not allowed to say to Harry Potter, Who died and made you boss?' Pure genius I hope you add more to this amazing list
hehehehehehehe omg that is so hilarious what about " i am not allowed to send hary a tube of lube with a note saying "meet me in the astronomy tower love draco" or vica versa