His hair is as yellow as a ‘70s Beetle.

His eyes are as gray as cement.

He’s not really daft, and he makes her laugh.

(But her poetry makes him lament.)

One-shot.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3900 | Read count: 2804 | Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 06, 2009
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Story notes: Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. The rest belongs to the genius of J.K. Rowling.

Very Important Disclaimer: Do not try to reenact what I am about to describe in this story! Please respect pedestrians and internationally famous monuments! Thank you.

1. Bitten by the Love Beetle (Reviews - 14) 3900 words

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