Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why was everyone calling him Santa Claus?

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"Do you think it's Santa?" a voice whispered from the shadows.

"He doesn't look like Santa," a snotty voice retorted. "Santa is supposed to be fat and bearded and wear red suits. This man looks like a skinny rat. And he doesn't have a beard."

"A skinny rat?" Draco mouthed to himself, feeling his ire rise.

"But he did come through the chimney," the first voice insisted. "I heard him."

"Well, if that's Santa, then I must be a flying reindeer."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8048 | Read count: 3041 | Published: Jan 08, 2011 | Updated: Jan 14, 2011
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Story notes: This one-shot was written for The DG Forum's Christmas challenge. I missed out on posting it at FIA before Christmas, but I figured it wouldn't matter that I'm uploading it now. The rules for the challenge have been listed at the end of the fic. I may have got a bit carried away with my response, but I hope you enjoy it! ^_^

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