After five months, Blaise and Luna's relationship is on the rocks and breaking up fast. He's callous; she's determined to teach him a lesson. Ginny is all too willing to contribute to Luna's cause, and Draco... well, he just keeps stepping right into the middle of things and suffering the consequences.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None

Story notes: Let me make it clear right here and right now that no, I don't actually think all men are dogs. This is just a fun fic.

1. Break-up (Reviews - 3) 1667 words

So I have this theory about Luna... I think the aloof/ out of it demeanor is just a mask, a way of keeping people from actually affecting her. This definitely influences the way that I write her, so I'm sure that most people will feel that she is out of character.

2. Bier und Wurst (Reviews - 3) 1444 words

I could be a good little author and put the italics back where they belong... but I don't want to. Not right now, anyway.

It's been a rough week at work. I'm sure that there's probably a great big glaring mistake or inconsistency in here somewhere, but I can't find it right now... so be a dear and let me know when you find it.

3. Insolent Boy-o (Reviews - 6) 1279 words

And now Draco gets his very own chapter, since he doesn't like to share.

4. Wrackspurts and Jabberknolls (Reviews - 3) 1031 words

Written during three different sittings.... still not sure if this came together right. If anyone out there is interested in being a beta for the rest of this story (or even just volunteer to give a super quick read-through), please let me know.