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Crucio, A Love Story by Rosalie    (Reviews - 126)

“Let go!” I wail, pulling back from him with a frustrated cry. “I’ve got detention with Carrow and I can’t be late! Please just let go of me!”

He immediately releases me, his expression suddenly darkening. “Oh.” It’s all he can say. We both know what those detentions really are.

Ginny Weasley’s sixth year at Hogwarts is not at all what she expected. Harry’s gone to do something dangerous again, Death Eaters are teachers, and the cruciatus curse is a favorite punishment for misbehaving students… and blood-traitors. Dark but humorous, riddled with both angst and fluff, the events of Deathly Hallows told from Ginny’s point of view without the epilogue.

Written for jessicakmalfoy. Winner of Best Overall of the 2009 D/G Fic Exchange and Best Portrayal of Ginny Weasley. Nominated for Best Portrayal of Draco Malfoy and Best Kiss.

Endless thanks for the beta-ing to Jaden Malfoy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Bit of the Dark Sinister by Echo    (Reviews - 281)

Draco and Ginny had a "moment" in the past that resulted in... another person. A person whose Malfoyishness was always mistaken for Weasley spunk.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Matter of Identity by ragdollangel    (Reviews - 153)

A spell goes terribly wrong, leaving Ginny believing she is from another century.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Night Forgotten by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 49)

Ginny doesn't recognize the room she wakes up in. The same cannot be said for the man she wakes up next to. If only she could remember what happened the night before.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Very Malfoy Christmas Carol by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 15)

Christmas present for Pipperstorms. When Draco Malfoy loses the Christmas spirit, a series of unusual events, with some unusual people, come in to get him back on track. Reposted on FanFiction.net by me.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Across the Room by bana05    (Reviews - 41)

After a long absence Draco returns to the British Wizarding World. Ginny welcomes him as only she can.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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After Hours by Maleficent    (Reviews - 70)

In the showers after hours, someone unexpected shows up...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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An Unexpected Change by Tamloid14    (Reviews - 12)

Draco forces Ginny to reevaluate her opinion of a certain red-and-white holiday with a simple gesture.

Cute, fluffy, simple, no real purpose other than to amuse myself and others.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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And with my childhood's faith by Peki    (Reviews - 77)

Anyone deserves a second chance. ~ Written for the D/G fic exchange 2006.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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And You Love It by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 79)

Written for the DG Fic Exchange on LJ for slytherinwench. Draco and Blaise make a bet concerning the lovely Miss Weasley. Loosely based upon Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion.





After Chapter Five posts later today or tomorrow, it will officially be COMPLETE!

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Anise's Only MST Fic by Anise    (Reviews - 75)

Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Anti-Pink by Thalia    (Reviews - 35)

Draco Malfoy, cynic extraordinaire, on his least favourite holiday of the year. Add one feisty Weaslette and way too much pink for his taste, and the results may be surprising. One-shot!

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Bits by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 113)

A rumor about Draco Malfoy is going around Hogwarts and Ginny must discover if there is truth to it. (Formerly titled, Ginny Weasley and the Slytherin's Trouser Snake.)

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Bloodlust by LuckyCharms    (Reviews - 40)

What happens when Draco discovers Ginny's hidden lust, a lust he secretly shares?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Smut
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Cat Walked by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 13)

A light, fun, fluffy-ish one shot detailing the rise, fall, and rise of the relationship between Ginny & Draco. Mostly AU.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Catching the Snitch by madalene3666    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny is the object of Draco's quest for the Snitch

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 56)

He looked at the wall for a long time. “I can paint anything I want?” he asked finally.

She nodded. “Anything.”

“I want to paint you.”

This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE!!! I can't even believe it! I'm so elated! I can't even fathom how this happened! *faints* I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it!

COMPLETED!

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Comfort and Schadenfreude by Mynuet    (Reviews - 38)

Two co-workers decide that something needs to be done about the excesses of Christmas spirit.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Coming Out of the Cabinet by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 26)

All Draco and Ginny just want is to steal a few minutes alone together. Things don't go according to plan...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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D&G by rowan_greenleaf    (Reviews - 10)

"Like what you see?" he inquired.
"Yes," she said simply.
Draco rolled the sleeves of his shirt up to his elbows, his eyes never leaving hers. He walked up to her slowly, allowing his gaze to brazenly run down the length of her body. "And?" Another step and he was standing just in front of her, less than an arm's length away. "Do you intend to do something about it?"

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Dark Directed by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 163)

A chance encounter tangles Ginny Weasley's life with that of the most unlikely of people--Draco Malfoy

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dark Directed
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Definitely No Prank by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 87)

Draco wants Ginny, but she knows it's only a prank...right?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Die, with a "T" by gidge_8    (Reviews - 149)

A chubby Draco and the physical trainer from hell. What more can I say? A D/G twist on dieting and an ending sweeter than candy floss. Enjoy. :)

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Draco Malfoy and the Gypsy Fortune-Teller by Scarlett Rayne    (Reviews - 8)

A British witch who is using unauthorized magic in New Orleans is Draco's new assignment. What happens is a surprise to both of them.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Drunk by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 38)

From a dark corner of the wizarding nightclub, she watches him get drunk.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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