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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

Caught by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 188)

Draco is discovered in his girlfriend's bed after a party. Chaos ensues when her father invokes an ancient magical law, much to the mortification of the Malfoys.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 22842 | Read count: 33836 | Published: Jan 03, 2005 | Updated: Jan 22, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I'm Not Going Through With It

Was it the Imperio?

How did her family not tell her? Serioulsy hating Arthur and his crazyness today!

Author's Response: Oh no, Lucius can be quite convincing without resorting to the use of Unforgivables ;) They didn\'t tell her, but they\'re not quite thinking straight at the moment.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Mrs. Malfoy

LOL! Poor kids. ;)

Author's Response: And this is only the beginning ;)

Singed by applecede    (Reviews - 19)

Ginny wants revenge, and she extracts it from Draco.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2757 | Read count: 1665 | Published: Jan 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 04, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Singed

This is brilliant! WOW. Totally deep and sad, and just fab! Great job! ;)

Learning to Breathe by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 148)

War never leaves anyone unchanged.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 16 | Word count: 71063 | Read count: 43535 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Jan 05, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 16: Epilogue

I really do believe that this is my favourite D/G story. I adore this fic to ickle tiny pieces! Everything about it is brilliant! Brilliant!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've read it dozens of times before... and this time I'm still blown away with it's awesomeness... yeah...

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I really appreciate Ginny drawing the conclusion about Blaise and Draco and how they're really not that different... very interesting.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Another wonderful chapter. WONDERFUL!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Shake the fear... shake the fear... *huggles poor Draco*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I love that they flew together...

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: 7

The official return! Brilliant!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Epilogue

*claps loudly*

It was a wonderful reread. I adored it. I adored it lots and lots. SO hard to say how much I loved it. BRAVA!

In the Long Run by cashew    (Reviews - 25)

Ginny runs. Draco watches. Mild fluff ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3179 | Read count: 4778 | Published: Jan 11, 2005 | Updated: Jan 14, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

*giggles*

I love Running Draco and Ginny. What a wonderful beginning. I like how you've got into Draco's mind about the whole Dark Lord thing. Fabulous beginning!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two

What a dolt Draco is! This was really fabulous. A great chapter. Very in character and I laughed a little that it took Sirius to get Harry uncontrollable -- not calling Ginny a whore... but Sirius...

very good chapter! ;)

A Lifetime of Lies by cashew    (Reviews - 40)

Ginny has the life that every woman is supposed to want. She has a wonderful husband, three beautiful children, and the home of her dreams…but when she’s given the chance to change that life, to go down the more dangerous path, will she?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 5240 | Read count: 1694 | Published: Jan 16, 2005 | Updated: Jan 31, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: New Beginnings

AHGHG I love this idea. I love love love it. I think a genie was a perfect way to have her fix her problems. Draco would never cheat on her and they get to sleep in... how many children do they have. Who did harry end up with? I'm all a flutter. Please please update! ;)

Dancing by madalene3666    (Reviews - 16)

Draco sees Ginny, Draco wants Ginny, Ginny wants Draco too.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4005 | Read count: 3525 | Published: Jan 17, 2005 | Updated: Jan 17, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Magic

Brilliant! A little bit of the middle woudl be nice... wanna write that bit too? ;)

Familiar Things by JSaintG7    (Reviews - 54)

"Because she wasn't overly anything to anyone, she came to mean something to me."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3856 | Read count: 7078 | Published: Jan 18, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Nov 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Familar Things

I have no idea why I didn't review this the first time I read it. I loved this. Draco was so perfectly written. That he never wanted her to become 'familiar' so he would neglect her or minimalize her. It's fab! ;)

The Best Subterfuge by applecede    (Reviews - 27)

Draco Malfoy is so mean to Ginny Weasley.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3539 | Read count: 4426 | Published: Jan 22, 2005 | Updated: Jan 22, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Best Subterfuge

*cackles madly*

Very nice.

Caught Cookies by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 77)

The newly weds return to Hogwarts to find privacy is hard to come by.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3306 | Read count: 3853 | Published: Jan 23, 2005 | Updated: Jan 23, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Little Privacy

LOL! I think I may just die of the funny! HA HA HA!

Author's Response: Thank you :) I\'m so glad it made you laugh again!

Dining with Draco by Fresh Pickled Toad    (Reviews - 40)

Ginny awakes with a terrible hangover and a strange feeling that she’s missed something important. Her good friend, Neville, is behaving very strangely. Oh, Dear!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6943 | Read count: 2685 | Published: Jan 28, 2005 | Updated: Jan 28, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dining with Draco

I LOVEd this story! It was brilliant! Now stored as one of my many favourites... and soon to be rec'd to my entire Flist on livejournal! ;)

Anything But Secondhand by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 97)

Ginny graduates. Draco attends. Mayhem ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 18027 | Read count: 15079 | Published: Feb 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 15, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Drama Comes in Blonde Packages

It was brilliant! If you're still doing the mailing list thing, would you mind letting me know by email about updates? jerinsalmon@hotmail.com

Thanks! ;)

Bestiality by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 24)

Not bestiality. No, really. Revolves around Draco being jealous.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2970 | Read count: 6557 | Published: Feb 09, 2005 | Updated: Feb 09, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Nov 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*whoa*

Fans self!

Brilliant!

Watching by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 43)

Dean Thomas likes to watch people.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 759 | Read count: 3623 | Published: Feb 11, 2005 | Updated: Feb 11, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was brilliant! So awesome to have it from Dean's perspective. Just lovely! YAY! ;)

Dance Me To the End of Love by Embellished    (Reviews - 30)

He can't help but watch her dance through life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4290 | Read count: 4267 | Published: Feb 21, 2005 | Updated: Feb 21, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dance Me To the End of Love

What on earth is wrong with me. I'm glad I was checking up on some favourite stories for a friend because this is the second one in my 'favourite stories but finnished' folder that I havn't reviewed.

I loved this fic. It was magical (excuse the pun) and powerful and beautiful. Really Really Beautiful. Great job girl!

Weddings by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 32)

Ginny Weasley hates weddings with a vengeance. Or maybe it's not hate, after all.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4292 | Read count: 4422 | Published: Mar 02, 2005 | Updated: Mar 02, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow! Now all we need is a fic about the honeymoon and we'd be set! Brilliant! ;)

First Comes Marriage by smprsgrrl    (Reviews - 495)

You know the rhyme... first comes love, then comes marriage... Except it doesn't quite work out that way for Draco & Ginny.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 26 | Word count: 63058 | Read count: 146200 | Published: Mar 21, 2005 | Updated: Mar 12, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

Oh it was wonderful! I read it all in one sitting and I loved it! Bravo! ;)