What can't be seen by the human eye...Category: Completed Short Stories
*dies* It gets more and more funny every time I read it.
They both had their reasons in the beginning of it, but as their relationship changed, so did those reasons. Draco and Ginny focus on the here and now.Category: Completed Short Stories
I'd forgotten about this little gem of a fic. I'm glad you uploaded it because I love it! I like how it is truly about them, their emotions, thoughts and feelings rather than just out shagging. It gives the story a very romantic feel. I like that, a lot.
Draco and Ginny have been seeing each other on the sly for months when something unexpected happens. Now they have to tell their families. Beat downs, an evil grandmother, muscle cars, Scooby boxer shorts and rednecks make appearances.Category: Long and Completed
One of the greatest AU humor fics of all time. Just the thought of redneck HP slays me every single time. I'd really hate to be Draco and go into that lion's den with an unwed, pregnant teenaged Ginny. But he did, so he must be a stand up guy, really stupid or actually truly does love her...I guess we'll find out.
My poor Draco! The whole Weasley clan is out to get him because he 'ruin' the little princess. LOL - marry Ginny and his Mum not find out. Fat chance at that buddy - your Mum is the biggest gossip monger ever.
Well, nothing like having a pass/fail final and forgetting to study. No place to live, no means to support themselves, no education between them...oh boy they are truly in for it. AND now they have to tell his parents. They couldn't die in a fiery car crash on the way could they and save themselves the hell?
All I can say is poor Draco. He's got such a hard life ahead of him. I think living with Aunt Trixie and one working shower might behoove him to make enough money to get a place for him and Ginny. Although, Gin has to stop distracting him in the morings so he can get his cute little arse to work on time - pink sheets or no. He's so not going to enjoy living with two women who are not his mother. He's going to be torn by what his aunt wants and his demanding pretty princess of a wife. He needs to learn now that the wife is always right. He just needs to drill that into his little oversexed brain right now. It will save him a lot of grief in the future. Work must be painful for him, what with those silly little Gryffs. And Harry *dies* That boy is so clueless he wouldn't know know it if he was slapped upside the head with a two-by-four. He was going to marry Ginny in a few years! HAH. In what reality is she a good girl and Draco corrupted her? It's more like she has corrupted him! (But they are so adorable together). It seems like of everyone there - Ernie, Nev, Seamus and Harry - Draco is going to get along with Nev the best, almost running over him with a car aside of course. I don't know how Draco is going to enjoy working for this father-in-law because at some point he's going to want to brag about Gin's prowess in bed, especially when the hormones get to raging.... I think Pansy is the victim here. She had every intention of being Mrs. Malfoy and she stupidly screwed herself out of it. Oh well, Draco looks better with Ginny anyway. Pansy is just going to have to learn to suck it up and deal with it - Gin will give her plenty of fodder soon when that belly starts to poke out. I must say that Draco really did make a nice save there at the end. That situation could have gone to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, but he said the right thing to appease her when she needed the most. He actually had an adult moment for a second - there might be hope for him after all... I think he truly does love Ginny, deep down he does, or else he would have bothered to defend her when people called her a tramp. He can overlook her past, probably even deny much of it, because he does love her. And I like to think she loves him too even though they are both young and stupid and in for a world of rude awakenings! If you can't tell - I absolutely adored it!
And we have now come full circle. I must that I hate to see this end, but at least there will be a sequel. It also helps that I'm privy to a lot of the going-ons so the wait isn't unbearable. :) I think that was the perfect ending for this utterly delightful story. I must say that I have always adored what you've done to these (poor) characters. Ginny does make a fantastic trailer park princess and Draco is absolutely edible as redneck in faded jeans (even if he does like Chevy). This has to be one of the most original D/G stories ever and I'm so glad that you shared it with the rest of us. It has been the cause of a great number of giggles and flat out belly laughs. Keep up the good work, Beetle. And don't keep us waiting too long for the sequel :)
I love how you take a cliche and run with it. This is like a big suped up cliche but way funnier and extremely delightful. It is still roll in the floor funny!
Yeah, Draco was lucky to have survived Gin's brothers. The boys are every male redneck stereotype out there *snickers*
"Unless you hurt my daughter in any shape, form, or fashion. Then, I won't stop myself from ripping your rat faced little head off, spitting down your neck, and turning your skull into a hood ornament. Got that?"
Best threat, ever!
Ron never changes does he? Draco is lucky to still be breathing. *snerk*
The redneck Dursleys kill me every time. And Harry's bear attack. *dies*
Lucius does not make a lucious redneck I fear. And I still can't get over Narcissa and Snape. Just the image of her in spadex with a cigarette dangling from her lips... Too much!
Poor Draco. He can't win for losing can he? Saddled with a pretty princess with six bothers. He really got a raw deal.
Draco not only bought the cow, he got the herd of bulls as well :P
At least Molly is nice to him since Gin's father, brothers and now grandmother destest him. Poor Draco. He should have run far away when he had the chance.
I don't see what the big deal is now anyway - the damage is done!
*gasp* Store bought potato salad. What is wrong with that woman?!?! I love your explanation of the tatto :)
Why is it that men bond over burning stuff?
Awwah, so romantic. NOT! It's probably a good thing Gin has low expectations.
Nothing worse than old girlfriend and currenty pregnant girlfriend hook up. Explosive. Muhahah. Poor Draco.
I love how Gin has such low expections for Draco. Again, poor boy.
This is possibly my favorite chapter of all. He's so sweet to her - going out picking those bluebells so she'd have flowers and something blue. And I forgot Draco's middle was Ashley *giggles*
*scrubs brain* Narccisa + Cheer outfit + Lucius = very bad visuals.
*snickers* They can never say that their honeymoon wasn't not eventful. Bible thumper, stripper, shower singing, putt putt, sundaes... Sounds like a fun one!