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redeeminglies on fictionalley.org
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nerds_have_pi on thequidditchpitch.org
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Neals_daffodil on hpfandom.net
secret_paradox on adultfanfiction.net
robin_goodfellows_faerie on twilightarchives.com

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Reviews by thistattooedbody

Beltane by Aurora    (Reviews - 11)

She looked like something ancient, something primitive and infinitely erotic. Like the goddess herself had come out to play.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1674 | Read count: 2045 | Published: Sep 25, 2004 | Updated: Sep 25, 2004
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Oct 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Beltane

It's not bad, but I would get another beta. I found so many mistakes, I almost cried

The Lush Life by Vesanmyn    (Reviews - 625)

A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solve….Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 27031 | Read count: 78068 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 28, 2007
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Sep 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten – The Hottest Old Woman in England

Lolz, this story is groovy. Can't wait for you to update (though I know I'll have to, haha). Have fun!

Author's Response: Ves says: Groovy! Hear that, Myn? GROOVY!! We are so damned good, we are bring groovy back. Let’s see Mr. Timberlake make a song outta THAT!
Myn says: I am
much too groovy for Mr. Timberlake. *rocks out to ABBA*

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Oct 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven – Monday Morning Surprises

Rotfl, 'famous bum'

Author's Response: Ves and Myn say: *SNERK* Poor Gin – that’s going to be on her headstone now. “Here lies the famous bum.” Even odds whether there will also be a mention of kissing it.

Anything But Secondhand by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 93)

Ginny graduates. Draco attends. Mayhem ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 18027 | Read count: 13679 | Published: Feb 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 15, 2006
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Drama Comes in Blonde Packages

Simply brill!

I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 251)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 137187 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Aug 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Getting Mouthy with the Head Boy

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY DIED LAUGHING! I got better, but it really sounded like I was having an asthma attack while reading most of this chapter! Loved it!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Aug 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Yes, well, Luna, we started making out, but he couldn't find my arse

ZOMG, this story is too effing funny!

Keeping Christmas on the Death Train by Anise    (Reviews - 2342)

Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Bestiality, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 119 | Word count: 422332 | Read count: 254797 | Published: Dec 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 02, 2009
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Aug 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 58: Chapter 58

Evil! Tons of virtual cookies if you update!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Aug 11, 2006 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56

Double poo...

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Date: Jul 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53

Wow, that was neat! Sorry about not reviewing the other chapters, didn't have access to a computer.

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jun 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49

You know, I've never really liked Harry. Too much of the 'goodie-two-shoes' type. I like them bad boys. Kay, am rambling.

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jun 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47

Oh, please update soon. I'm gonna fall outta my chair waiting!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jun 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46

*on the edge of her seat* Wow, Harry was HARSH. I just wanna *makes angry movments with fists* then *makes angry movements with legs* and then *makes odd movements and everyone looks at her strangly*

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Stupid slut Bella... Snurk is such a dam idiot! AGH!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33

BELLA DID IT!!! THAT SLUT!!!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32

Damn, stupid cliffies...

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31

aw, man....

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

aahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate cliffhangers.... bella is so gross

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

*pulls the string on her parachute... it doesnt open* oh, poo.....

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Feb 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28

AHHHHHH!!! ::jumps off the cliff and tries to grab the story::

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jul 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 54: Chapter 54

NOFAIRNOFAIRNOFAIR (wow, that's the second time I've said that in less than 24 hours)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Sep 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 63

Lolz, I loved when Ron punched Harry. Stupid git!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Sep 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 62: Chapter 62

Poo and double poo! Have fun writing the next chapter!

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Sep 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 61: Chapter 61

Ooo, evilness. I hate cliffies. Update soon?

Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Nov 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 78: Chapter 78

Curse you for writing such a great story! :D

You Don't Know Me At All by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 47)

“So let me get this straight – you sic your crazy owl on me and have me dragged away from my mates so I can cater to your completely irrational female emotional crisis? Explain to me at what point you thought this was a good idea.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1743 | Read count: 6033 | Published: Jan 11, 2006 | Updated: Jan 11, 2006
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Reviewer: thistattooedbody Signed
Date: Jun 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: You Don't Know Me At All

It made me laugh, loved it!