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Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 1418)

All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest. So how did this simple plan lead to time travel, nefarious plots involving the most infamous whorehouse in the wizarding world, and the teenaged Draco’s achingly sweet, chocolate-flavored kisses? Even Draco Malfoy was innocent once, as Ginny learns all too well…

Chapter ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN Quote of the Day:

THE LAST CHAPTER

The minutes ticked by, long enough for Ginny to know that against all reason, all common sense, she still wanted impossible things from him. But she would leave. Even after today, even when her body ached from him and for him, when she could feel that he had begun to shape her to him, she would turn around and leave him. I will, I will, she thought.

“You don’t understand,” said Draco.

“Oh?” Ginny said stiffly. “At least he hadn’t touched her, she thought. She would not be able to find the strength to pull herself away from him, and she knew it.


Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
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Chapters: 118 | Word count: 575068 | Read count: 257196 | Published: Mar 19, 2010 | Updated: Dec 03, 2011
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Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Oct 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56

We have to wait until Halloween?!?!?!??!?!

Author's Response: No, no, no. Unless some horrible thing happens (Loki forbid), Ch. 57 will be out before Halloween. :) It's just set ON Halloween.

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Oct 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57

I should have KNOW it was Andy Warhol. I have an Andy Warhol messenger bag. As soon as I saw this quote, I knew!: Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

I love Andy, and I love what is going on so far. You really know how to draw me into the story.

Author's Response: Thank you! :) I love Andy too. The idea to use him in the story was actually based on a play produced by the Red-Eye Theater in Minneapolis several years ago, called "Andy Warhol Goes to Therapy." It was a musical, and it was performed at midnight every night, and everybody was in drag... anyway, I saw it a bunch of times, and it kind of stuck in my mind. I came up with the idea that he was actually a wizard who chose to live in the Muggle world so that he'd be able to observe everybody without ever giving himself away, and while I toyed with the idea that he faked his own death, it somehow just seemed to work better to have him come back as an unusually solid ghost. :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Dec 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 66: Chapter 66

So, I just caught up on this, and already I'm wondering where the next chapter is. I really do like Loftia though. I hope we continue to see more of her. I would never have thought of the Inanim idea. It's much more intricate then anything, and it really works. It isn't just a talking mirror or Loft. They have a place and meaning in the story. Amazing ass. =)

Author's Response: Hi! :) (waves) the next chapter is coming soon, I hope! I just love Loftia. She's trying to help Ginny as much as she can, but she's bound by the Inanim's laws, so there's only so much she can do... I'm kind of feeling my way through the next chapter-- it honestly feels like I'm trying to pick up the clues, figure out what happened,and then write it down as accurately as possible. It's all due to Draco, of course. ;) More soon...

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2011 Title: Chapter 70: Chapter 70

I feel that as SUCH good friends, you should tell me any and all secrets for this story. Haha! I loved the wording for her pact with Astoria. There is a difference between fucking and making love. I'm not sure if anyone else caught onto that ONE word, but it makes all the difference. I know that was a clue. Technicalities for the win and all that jazz.

I'm mentally piecing everything together at the moment. You promised that Draco and Ginny do sleep together. So if I'm not correct, then Draco DOES sleep with Astoria. Draco, you poor soul. I wouldn't even use her for a one night stand.

The summary mentions time-turners, so I am still of the opinion that Ginny does go back in time, and that she actually is Marie. The latter part is a leap, but it IS possible.

OR she uses the portrait of Draco. But I'm not sure how that would all work.

I do think you should give me at least one hint. It is only fair, and we are all about fairness! *hides Slytherin items that decorate her room and whistles innocently while throwing up a Hufflepuff banner*

Author's Response: Um... I don't know about ALL the secrets... ;) But okay, here's one. The wording of the Ginny/Astoria pact will turn out to be absolutely critical, AND the results have been planned for a long, long time. Honestly. Nobody has faith in me. :P

Marie hasn't been forgotten. Not at all. But a lot of things had to happen with the D/G relationship first, and the biggest event is still to come. Soon. How's that for a hint? :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I knew the wording would be important! That was a great hint. *does happy dance* Now, upload the next chapter so I can be even happier! Haha.

Author's Response: Thanks! :) I'm working on Ch. 71... I always have to wait for Draco and Ginny to tell me exactly what happened, you see, and... (oh, here comes that white van again! Laters. ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Mar 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 75: Chapter 75

I paused my videogaming and survey taking to read this chapter. I ahte how shirt it is. That is NOT fair, Anise! But I do love how I saw that really important bit of information ending. *has coughing fit* I remember those cookies, damnit! *is patiently waiting for the Pureblood Ball, after which they make sweet love* Anyways, I hope to see more soon!

Author's Response: Oh, come on. It's not THAT short! Now, HERE'S short...

Ginny leaned towards Draco, who was currently lounging around in the enormous four-poster bed. Linen shirt, silk undershirt, astonishingly well-cut trousers, and snugly tailored boxer shorts were strewn all over the floor. In fact, he had removed everything but his smirk.

"Who wears tailored boxer shorts?" Ginny wondered aloud.

"A Malfoy, of course," said Draco. "Now, are you going to stand about asking useless questions, or are you planning to come to bed?" He held his arms open wide.

"I think I like the second choice better," admitted Ginny.

"Good," purred Draco, "because I've also got rather a lot of melted dark chocolate, and it would be a shame to let it all go to waste."

So without further ado, Ginny jumped onto the bed, he pinned down her wrists with lightning speed, he bent his head down towards hers, their lips met in a sizzling kiss, and then--

The End!

There. See how much worse it could be? :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Mar 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

... You bitch. XD

You know I love you in all your evilness, right?

Author's Response: Yes. :) Evil is fun, isn't it? (takes batch of chocolately chocolate chocolate-covered chocolate cookies out of oven)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Mar 18, 2011 Title: Chapter 76: Chapter 76

Damnit, Anise! You make it so good, and then it ends! I love the... blurry sequences though. I feel as confused and muddled as Ginny must. I just cannot wait for the next chapter to be up!

Author's Response: Thanks! And, well, the chapters DO have to end at some point. ;) There's a reason why Ginny feels so confused at the end of that sort-of-but-not-entirely dream sequence-- Draco is definitely trying to hide something from her, and as she correctly guesses, it's the big reason why he's there in the first place. But we WILL find out. Eventually... ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Mar 19, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Anise... you just tempted me. I want to hack your computer... except I don't know how, and I adore you too much to invade your privacy like that.

Ginny is Marie, I believe. You mention time traveling in the summary, so I'm pretty sure she was Draco's first. You know, I'm going to let you be frustrated about MY fic. And please believe, it will soon take a turn that will make you gasp. So hah!

Author's Response: (looks more innocent still) Hacking into someone's computer is harder than it looks. Anyway... Well, yes, Marie was Draco's first. But the answer to the riddle about the connection between Ginny and Marie... not a simple one. (intrigued about your fic...) It will all become clear, in time. ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: May 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 80: Chapter 80

Anise! Oh, I've been absent lately, I know. School and Katie have kept me away. I was so worried that you'd abandoned this, but yesterday I was pleaseantly surprised! I love this story more than you know.

These past 3 ( or 4?) chapters have been AMAZING! I love the portrait!Draco. I also have a slight crush on the current Draco.

As always you give us so much to think about. I cannot wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you! Yep, I know how RL can be, which is why I didn't work on DDD for awhile. But things were percolating away... and of course everyone in the fic told me what went on. :) (happily waves a butterfly net) More coming soon.

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: May 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 81: Chapter 81

MORE! MORE! MORE! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

Oh, wait... still on the Gay Ball theme trip. Alice in Wonderland.

You will see more of my story soon. Very soon.

That is one pervy bathtub. I want a bath tub with jets like that. *sighs wistfully*

We need to catch up soon. I'll be emailing you from a different email address, but trust me when I say you will know it is me. Who else would be dykeadellic? Lol.

I love how you talk about chocolate in every chapter almost. Now I need someone. I also love the goading. Draco really is an ass, but a smart one. And I really love the chocolate. *sneaks a slice of cake away while humming innocently*

Author's Response: Oh, something tells me that you just might see that artwork again.. ;) Good! I really want to read the next chapter. Yes, I want a tub like that too. I already called the first model that makes it out of the sixty-fourth dimension, though. Much more of Draco's smart... er... various body parts in the next chapter... (okay, that's not going to be as dirty as it sounds.) And everybody seemed to love that cake! (grabs it and runs off laughing maniacally)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 01, 2011 Title: Chapter 83: Chapter 83

Make them kiss again! I want to see them kiss! KISS!

I'm about to email you from my new email and find out what's going on with you.

KISS! I WANT THEM TO KISS!

Author's Response: Don't worry. They will.... eventually (much evil cackling from Anise.) Let's just say that we're building up to a lot of (ahem) D/G activity. All in good time, my pretties, all in good time. :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 83: Chapter 83

I e-mailed you from my yahoo e-mail, dykeadellic

So, having read the past chapters (a few of them, anyways), I'm once again wondering when Draco will find out about Tom Riddle. And how much longer until those "erased" memories of Ginny's resurface. They started to in past chapters, and I know she won't be very happy with Draco when she realizes.

I think I'm going to re-read all the chapters again. And recomment all of them. Because I love you that damn much. FEEL THE LOVE!! I have the best love!

*is secretly trying to unravel the mystery of DDD while looking innocent*

Author's Response: I'll check my email a little bit later! I just got back from helping my brother and I'm SOOOOOOOOOO tired... Draco will find out about TR, eventually. It's part of the plan. Oh, and Ginny's erased memories! I have a very special plan for those.... ;) (snickers evil-ly.) (((((hugs))))))) to dykeadellic. :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is this where Draco already obsesses over Ginny? Yes, it was the summer after he was sixteen. But did he already want her? Have I forgotten important things? I better not have.

I love the part about ripping out Hermione's hair. I truly love your take on her character. She DOES try to act superior, and it is annoying.

I still think Ginny was somehow Marie. I just know it. *stares at Anise intensely*

Author's Response: Wow. You're really serious about the project. I feel so special... :) Anyway. Yes, Draco is already obsessing over Ginny by then. Don't forget the Field Guide.... it has a timeline of all events. Hermione is annoying, but by the present time of the fic (November 2001, that is,) she's trying. And as for hte Ginny/Marie conundrum... it DOES get answered in time. MiaG has some hints, actually.

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I love Colin. Gayer than a fruitbasket.

I also love the food you talk about. Cheesecake. Yummy.

I really want to know what Draco was thinking when he saw Ginny. And I mean I REALLY want to know.

*once again stares intensely at Anise*

And I do mean intense.

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Tom Jones? Who is he? *makes note on paper*

Unless he shows up again and I missed it? Hmmm...

Author's Response: He does show up again. But not for a while. (hands dykeadellic the Observantness Prize, worth zillions of points in the sixty-fourth dimension. :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

So obviously Blaise has no clue yet as to Draco's obsession with Gin. But does he ever know?

And do we ever see more of this club? Because the gay's love Ginny, and she needs to be their mascot. *waves flag with Ginny's face on it*

Author's Response: Oh, yes. Blaise knows, all right. And here's a super-special tip about what's coming up... Blaise has an important part to play at the Pureblood Ball. ;) You know, that gives me an idea... maybe I really will bring back the Emporium. (ponders a possible cameo by a flag-waving new character known as "Dykeadellica." ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I thought Draco already knew she was pure from his father? And had she not been, would he have taken her right there and then?

Author's Response: Nope. Lucius Malfoy always had a vested interest in leading Draco to believe that Ginny had been sleeping around with all and sundry. The scene in Chapter 34 is a good example, when Lucius talks to a seventeen-year-old Draco during what would have been his seventh year at Hogwarts, in February 1998. (Ginny saw it when Stephen Jay Gould made her watch it, remember?) Lucius offers Ginny as an incentive to Draco in order to get him to keep cooperating with Voldy's plans, but Lucius keeps saying that Ginny has already shagged half the male population of Hogwarts even though he knows perfectly well that she hasn't. It was always part of his plot to keep Draco in a state of lustful obsession over Ginny while never trusting her; by the time he found out that his father had lied about her, it would be too late.

I'm not sure what Draco would have done at the time-- he was about ready to give in anyway. But he still might have been able to resist. ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Those photographs are so important. All of them.

Not much to say on this chapter. I was too busy arguing, saying that if you are representing Harry Potter, you should at least try and use the basic SPaG rules.

I won. I won so hard.

I always win.

On to the next.

Author's Response: Oooookay. Yup. You won. Here's your prize.... (hands over large trophy while backing away very slowly....) (RUNS RUNS RUNS!!) :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Draco IS capable of feeling. The photograph practically said so. I knew that, of course. Just needed proof. Now I have it.

Also, Blaise knows something. I believe he does because he told Ginny that he has no idea what she means to Draco. That implies that she must mean something, which implies Blaise must know something, since otherwise he'd say she meant nothing. Right? Am I making any sense?

Author's Response: Well, photograph-selves can only tell the truth.... :) But photo-Draco also told her that he couldn't answer her question in the way that she'd asked it, of course. And yes, Blaise does know something, all right. More coming up in the next new chapter about that!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Draco IS capable of feeling. The photograph practically said so. I knew that, of course. Just needed proof. Now I have it.

Also, Blaise knows something. I believe he does because he told Ginny that he has no idea what she means to Draco. That implies that she must mean something, which implies Blaise must know something, since otherwise he'd say she meant nothing. Right? Am I making any sense?

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Yay for hormones! That is all I have.

Author's Response: Oh, I really liked this chapter. It led into everything that happened at the cottage on Lyme Bay, of course...

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Does he call her Weasley so as to distance himself from her?

I also love how EVERY. SINGLE. THING. Believes Ginny to be the Mistress. I still hold with my theory that Ginny is Marie. She just time-travels.

Author's Response: Yes, Draco does do that for sure, and it's exactly why he's still doing it by the present time of the fic... but that time is drawing to a close pretty fast. And BTW, we WILL see those crates again. ;) The mystery of Marie will resurface, too. At the present time in the fic, Ginny has shoved the whole issue to the back of her mind, more or less, but she's only fooling herself. ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I like said idea of a new character named Dykeadellica. ;o)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I like said idea of a new character named Dykeadellica. ;o)

Author's Response: We just may see her at some point... who can say... ;)