OMG!!!! I love this fic SOOOOO much! Its my second favorite, the only fic i like better is I Have Never Felt Your Fear, and you wrote that one too! All i can say is i laughed my ass off like 50 times in this fic, Alison was sooo funny, especially with the line "What a sour old cranky pants you are. You look like you ate a whole lemon and sniffed a rotten egg fart." hehehe, and i cant forget my favorite by ginny and Draco:
"Draco?"
"Mmm?"
"I think Voldemort just seated himself at the table behind you."
"That's nice." He said absently.
"Ron and Harry just sat with him."
"Excellent."
"They're both wearing 'we love Draco' t shirts and are motioning that they'd like to see you naked."
"Lovely."
"So if you could just take your pants off and swing your penis at them, I'm sure they'd be satisfied enough for tonight and go away."
At this point all i can say is your fics kick ass, and i am not insane. well, not completely. Just a bit. Halfway. Ok im insane.
Author's Response: Ok... that was a bit scary, but I've had scarier. I'm glad you liked it so well.
HAHA CARA GOT SHUT DOWN!!!! Echo you rock, and what Cara did was so mean.
Author's Response: Thank you. I don't think she did it to be malicious. I just think she didn't know any better.
Yes, i am back, and now i get to review my most favorite story on this entire site. so pull up a chair, make yourself a cup of coffee, cuz its gonna be a long review. I should start by saying Blaise is my favorite character, Manwhore, i love it. I laughed so hard in this fic i almost pissed myself, and thankfully i refrained from drinking anything while reading it. A treasured Blaise line that i will forever remember: "If I can't die fucking, I am at least going out as I came in... naked and screaming." and "She also supports my affinity for nudity." This was fucking hilarious, i couldn't get enough of this fic, and after im finished writing this review, i shall read it again! but don't worry, i won't review it again, unless i really really feel the need, and in case i missed anything. GREAT JOB! Your writing style fits perfectly with my sick mind, and i thankyou for writing such a great story.
Sincerely Yours,
The Insane One
Author's Response: I don't drink coffee. It makes too jittery. Will have to be tea. Thank you. I'm glad when people 'get' my sense of humor with this one. Not everyone does.
i dont get it. a bit of backround info would've helped, but besides that it was pretty good.
A world apart... forced together by bonds negotiated coldly by the fathers and held by a force larger than any of them.Category: Works in Progress
Now this is just, theres no other phrase for it, "Frustratingly depressing." but in a good "i wonder how it will turn out" way. I like it alot, but I just don't see how her whole family and the dream team would just let this happen. They've always expressed how they love her so much and then all of the sudden its like, "Well, you suck, we don't like you anymore, so we'll trade you to Voldemort's right-hand-man for a bag of gold." You are a very creative, and clever author, and i can't wait to see how this turns out. PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
When Draco and Ginny coincedentally keep running (literally) into eachother, will they deny the attraction or just accept it?Category: Works in Progress
Cute i like it
Oh, the suspense! Keep it coming, its very interesting, I can't wait to see how this turns out!
Author's Response: I don't really want to spoil anything....but everything from here on out (if you haven't guessed) is going to be unhappy and just not fun.
What is it that attracts Ginny to her husband? Is it his hair, his eyes or is it something else? Will be 3 chapters.Category: Completed Short Stories
I really like this story it's interesting, i especially liked the part about his eyes, that was great.
Author's Response: Thank you I appreciate the review. I love everything about Draco but I think eyes are the window to the soul. Hopefully JKR will develop our favorite slytherin. I believe there is more to him than what most people think. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
TTFN
Kelly
Draco and Ginny have had a relationship, on and off, for years. What happens when Ginny decides she needs more?Category: Completed Short Stories
Mynuet, you have done it again! I love all your stories, and this one is every bit as good as all the others. I know you're gonna think I'm annoying for saying this, but can we PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEE have the Cabana Boy Draco Series sequel? Pretty please? It was the first ever story i read on this site, and reading this story reminded me of it.
Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.Category: Works in Progress
Way cool. It's given me inspiration to write my surfing fic that I've been dying to write with Draco and Ginny in it. If rock bands can be done, then damn it so will surfing!
A parody of the classic poem - dedicated to the writers and stories on this archive. Happy Christmas!Category: Poetry
This is such a creative and cute poem, I love it! I hope to see more poetry from you!
Everyone has their own unique way of expressing affection. Ginny Weasley's happens to involve snowballs.Category: Long and Completed
Hahaha, this was so funny! Draco's dumbfounded expression at being hit with a snowball, i love it! keep up the great work!
Ginny has the life that every woman is supposed to want. She has a wonderful husband, three beautiful children, and the home of her dreams…but when she’s given the chance to change that life, to go down the more dangerous path, will she?Category: Works in Progress
I can't wait to see what happens this story is really kool, please update soon i love it!
Sick of Draco and Ginny getting stuck in a closet? Especially when they always seem to have room to have sex? Well, so are they...Category: Completed Short Stories
dakine made me laugh. i love fics that make fun of poorly written ones. and i like how often everyone turned green. and dont let bad reviewers get you down, submitting stuff online is for FUN, not for people expecting best-selling novels. sigh. people are stupid sometimes.
Author's Response: thanks! glad you loved it and it made you laugh! ^_^
they all did turn green a lot :)
i know it\'s all for fun ... i\'m trying not to let it get me down anymore! thanks for the concern / advice :)
i agree completely - a lot of people are stupid a lot of the time! :p lol
thanks for reviewing
Draco Malfoy is asked by The Dark Lord to complete a task that has been annoying him for a while...Category: Works in Progress
He gets on with it like the crafty Slytherin we know and love, but is distracted by a certain red-haired Gryffindor...
is this a spoof
Author's Response: a what?
umm... no. i am vair serious (like the proverbial owl) about all things to do with the cycle of voles (not posted yet)...
Currently standing at 190, the as-definitive-as-I-can-make-it list, compiled from various sources, along with a few of my own contributions.Category: Essays
hahaha these are hilrious. ok ok, i got one: I am not allowed to bride professor Trelawney with a bottle of Jim Beam to raise my Divination grade.
I am not allowed to try and get 'frisky' with Mrs. Norris when I've spent way too long at the Hog's Head.