Draco Luva [Contact]

Real name: Steve McNasty (ok maybe thats not my real name)
Registered: Aug 19, 2004
Membership status: Member

Hey whats up my name's actually leighna and uh I like to write but I have trouble actually finishing shit I write or going through with my ideas, so if I dont finish a story that you like, I apologize. But yeah I like this site a lot and the creators and cabal seem pretty cool judging by the stories they write... and...ok I'm done.
Reviews by Draco Luva

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Category: Orphan
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Series: Foreign Bodies
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Chapters: 0 | Word count: 0 | Read count: 0 | Published: Dec 31, 1969 | Updated: Dec 31, 1969
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 09, 2004 Title: None

OMG!!!! I love this fic SOOOOO much! Its my second favorite, the only fic i like better is I Have Never Felt Your Fear, and you wrote that one too! All i can say is i laughed my ass off like 50 times in this fic, Alison was sooo funny, especially with the line "What a sour old cranky pants you are. You look like you ate a whole lemon and sniffed a rotten egg fart." hehehe, and i cant forget my favorite by ginny and Draco: "Draco?" "Mmm?" "I think Voldemort just seated himself at the table behind you." "That's nice." He said absently. "Ron and Harry just sat with him." "Excellent." "They're both wearing 'we love Draco' t shirts and are motioning that they'd like to see you naked." "Lovely." "So if you could just take your pants off and swing your penis at them, I'm sure they'd be satisfied enough for tonight and go away." At this point all i can say is your fics kick ass, and i am not insane. well, not completely. Just a bit. Halfway. Ok im insane.

Author's Response: Ok... that was a bit scary, but I've had scarier. I'm glad you liked it so well.

Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 28, 2004 Title: None

HAHA CARA GOT SHUT DOWN!!!! Echo you rock, and what Cara did was so mean.

Author's Response: Thank you. I don't think she did it to be malicious. I just think she didn't know any better.

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Chapters: 0 | Word count: 0 | Read count: 0 | Published: Dec 31, 1969 | Updated: Dec 31, 1969
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 09, 2004 Title: None

Yes, i am back, and now i get to review my most favorite story on this entire site. so pull up a chair, make yourself a cup of coffee, cuz its gonna be a long review. I should start by saying Blaise is my favorite character, Manwhore, i love it. I laughed so hard in this fic i almost pissed myself, and thankfully i refrained from drinking anything while reading it. A treasured Blaise line that i will forever remember: "If I can't die fucking, I am at least going out as I came in... naked and screaming." and "She also supports my affinity for nudity." This was fucking hilarious, i couldn't get enough of this fic, and after im finished writing this review, i shall read it again! but don't worry, i won't review it again, unless i really really feel the need, and in case i missed anything. GREAT JOB! Your writing style fits perfectly with my sick mind, and i thankyou for writing such a great story. Sincerely Yours, The Insane One

Author's Response: I don't drink coffee. It makes too jittery. Will have to be tea. Thank you. I'm glad when people 'get' my sense of humor with this one. Not everyone does.

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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Aug 20, 2004 Title: None

i dont get it. a bit of backround info would've helped, but besides that it was pretty good.

Higher Forces by Marina Black    (Reviews - 28)

A world apart... forced together by bonds negotiated coldly by the fathers and held by a force larger than any of them.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Non-consensual sex
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 14650 | Read count: 3172 | Published: Aug 26, 2004 | Updated: Jun 18, 2005
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 03, 2004 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Now this is just, theres no other phrase for it, "Frustratingly depressing." but in a good "i wonder how it will turn out" way. I like it alot, but I just don't see how her whole family and the dream team would just let this happen. They've always expressed how they love her so much and then all of the sudden its like, "Well, you suck, we don't like you anymore, so we'll trade you to Voldemort's right-hand-man for a bag of gold." You are a very creative, and clever author, and i can't wait to see how this turns out. PLEASE UPDATE SOON!

Opposite Attraction by Funnykido    (Reviews - 24)

When Draco and Ginny coincedentally keep running (literally) into eachother, will they deny the attraction or just accept it?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
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Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4600 | Read count: 7583 | Published: Sep 21, 2004 | Updated: Feb 22, 2005
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2004 Title: Chapter 3: Of Little Voices and Diaries

Cute i like it

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Chapters: 0 | Word count: 0 | Read count: 0 | Published: Dec 31, 1969 | Updated: Dec 31, 1969
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 02, 2004 Title: None

Oh, the suspense! Keep it coming, its very interesting, I can't wait to see how this turns out!

Author's Response: I don't really want to spoil anything....but everything from here on out (if you haven't guessed) is going to be unhappy and just not fun.

Hands by tkmoore    (Reviews - 25)

What is it that attracts Ginny to her husband? Is it his hair, his eyes or is it something else? Will be 3 chapters.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 3489 | Read count: 10232 | Published: Oct 01, 2004 | Updated: Oct 06, 2004
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 01, 2004 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really like this story it's interesting, i especially liked the part about his eyes, that was great.

Author's Response: Thank you I appreciate the review. I love everything about Draco but I think eyes are the window to the soul. Hopefully JKR will develop our favorite slytherin. I believe there is more to him than what most people think. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it. TTFN Kelly

Off and On by Mynuet    (Reviews - 57)

Draco and Ginny have had a relationship, on and off, for years. What happens when Ginny decides she needs more?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6315 | Read count: 11473 | Published: Oct 10, 2004 | Updated: Oct 10, 2004
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 10, 2004 Title: Chapter 1: For Liss

Mynuet, you have done it again! I love all your stories, and this one is every bit as good as all the others. I know you're gonna think I'm annoying for saying this, but can we PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEE have the Cabana Boy Draco Series sequel? Pretty please? It was the first ever story i read on this site, and reading this story reminded me of it.

Bands by Mynuet    (Reviews - 101)

Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5666 | Read count: 15684 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2004 Title: Chapter 2: Rehearsal

Way cool. It's given me inspiration to write my surfing fic that I've been dying to write with Draco and Ginny in it. If rock bands can be done, then damn it so will surfing!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - DG Style by wcoast_girl    (Reviews - 41)

A parody of the classic poem - dedicated to the writers and stories on this archive. Happy Christmas!
Category: Poetry
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
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Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 725 | Read count: 3010 | Published: Dec 20, 2004 | Updated: Dec 20, 2004
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Dec 24, 2004 Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

This is such a creative and cute poem, I love it! I hope to see more poetry from you!

Of Snowballs and Smirks by sillysun    (Reviews - 77)

Everyone has their own unique way of expressing affection. Ginny Weasley's happens to involve snowballs.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 12995 | Read count: 30148 | Published: Dec 23, 2004 | Updated: Jan 20, 2005
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Dec 26, 2004 Title: Chapter 2: Making Contact

Hahaha, this was so funny! Draco's dumbfounded expression at being hit with a snowball, i love it! keep up the great work!

A Lifetime of Lies by cashew    (Reviews - 40)

Ginny has the life that every woman is supposed to want. She has a wonderful husband, three beautiful children, and the home of her dreams…but when she’s given the chance to change that life, to go down the more dangerous path, will she?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 5240 | Read count: 1694 | Published: Jan 16, 2005 | Updated: Jan 31, 2005
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Jan 16, 2005 Title: Chapter 1: My So-Called Life

I can't wait to see what happens this story is really kool, please update soon i love it!

Closet Cliche by Nival Vixen    (Reviews - 42)

Sick of Draco and Ginny getting stuck in a closet? Especially when they always seem to have room to have sex? Well, so are they...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 3331 | Read count: 20310 | Published: Aug 17, 2005 | Updated: Nov 12, 2006
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Nov 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Negotiations and The Real Surprise

dakine made me laugh. i love fics that make fun of poorly written ones. and i like how often everyone turned green. and dont let bad reviewers get you down, submitting stuff online is for FUN, not for people expecting best-selling novels. sigh. people are stupid sometimes.

Author's Response: thanks! glad you loved it and it made you laugh! ^_^ they all did turn green a lot :) i know it\'s all for fun ... i\'m trying not to let it get me down anymore! thanks for the concern / advice :) i agree completely - a lot of people are stupid a lot of the time! :p lol thanks for reviewing

Draco Malfoy and the Significant Rampaging Hedge by nun outfits are cool    (Reviews - 87)

Draco Malfoy is asked by The Dark Lord to complete a task that has been annoying him for a while...






He gets on with it like the crafty Slytherin we know and love, but is distracted by a certain red-haired Gryffindor...











Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 2510 | Read count: 7125 | Published: Nov 05, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Nov 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Task

is this a spoof

Author's Response: a what? umm... no. i am vair serious (like the proverbial owl) about all things to do with the cycle of voles (not posted yet)...

The List of Things Draco Malfoy is not Allowed To Do by Angelsea585    (Reviews - 85)

Currently standing at 190, the as-definitive-as-I-can-make-it list, compiled from various sources, along with a few of my own contributions.
Category: Essays
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3219 | Read count: 3116 | Published: Nov 09, 2006 | Updated: Nov 09, 2006
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Reviewer: Draco Luva Signed
Date: Nov 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahaha these are hilrious. ok ok, i got one: I am not allowed to bride professor Trelawney with a bottle of Jim Beam to raise my Divination grade.
I am not allowed to try and get 'frisky' with Mrs. Norris when I've spent way too long at the Hog's Head.