Enigmatic Eel [Contact]

Real name: Eel
Registered: Sep 13, 2006
Membership status: Member
MSN IM: MSN IM funkily_tragic [AT] hotmail [DOT] co [DOT] uk

I'm not particularly a DG writer but I do love to indulge every once in a while. Expect no stories.
Reviews by Enigmatic Eel

The Plan by Mynuet    (Reviews - 115)

Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dowdy, dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and formulate a plan. Snape cooks! Goyle cowers! Fun is had. D/G and R/H, written before OotP
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 15 | Word count: 24223 | Read count: 107001 | Published: Jun 02, 2004 | Updated: Jun 02, 2004
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Ginny's Evil?

Ron was looking bilious? Oh that's just dreadful XD

Time Standing Still by lielabell    (Reviews - 36)

All relationships have a begining, even the unusual ones.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 12458 | Read count: 21436 | Published: Jun 08, 2005 | Updated: Aug 05, 2005
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Jun 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Seventh Year

Where is Every Story Has Two Sides? I haven't been able to find it.

Anise's Only MST Fic by Anise    (Reviews - 75)

Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5922 | Read count: 5418 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 23, 2005
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Spirit of Valentine's Day

There was a brilliant one-liner from Harry that I was going to compliment you on but I can't find it now. I must say though, despite your tendencies towards dark!fic your comedy is pretty bloody good. Huzzah!

Staring Rites by Echo    (Reviews - 10)

Just a crossover drabble wherein Draco and Ginny have been sent on a mission together with disasterous results.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 247 | Read count: 3140 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: drabbley

Where's the BtVs in this? Am I being horribly blind?

Author's Response: It\'s not strictly BtVS, it\'s more Angel. It says they step out into the lobby of Wolfram and Hart. The blonde secretary not mentioned by name is Harmony.

Ginny and Draco Do America, or, Dude, Where's My Eye? by Anise    (Reviews - 24)

Ginny and Draco must take a cross-country road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter, who have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 7735 | Read count: 982 | Published: Oct 30, 2005 | Updated: Oct 31, 2005
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Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Honda Civic's Too Small For the Forces of Darkness

"No touching please, we're British,"

Best. Line. Ever.

Keeping Christmas on the Death Train by Anise    (Reviews - 2336)

Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Bestiality, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 119 | Word count: 422332 | Read count: 273104 | Published: Dec 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 02, 2009
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 101: Chapter 102

If you were a super hero you'd be cliff-hanger girl. And I am incredibly impressed. 102 chapters, I've yet to feel bored and you're still going strong. Christ above...

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 102: Chapter 103

ZOMG!!!

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Mar 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 109: Chapter 110

Firstly:

GHFGFHFGFHGFGFHGGHFHFGOHMYGODYOUUPDATED.

Secondly, I think I'm gonna go cry in a corner...

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Mar 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: 01

For someone who's always killing people off you have a brilliant talent for it all coming right (ish) in the end, so I'm trusting you here. After all, Draco has to tell her that he loves her :)

All I Want For Christmas by Rhina    (Reviews - 37)

Ginny decides that all she wants for Christmas is Draco who is longing for her as well. Time and distance leave them separated with no idea that one is longing for the other.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 16957 | Read count: 6506 | Published: Jan 05, 2006 | Updated: Feb 16, 2006
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Draco Part 2

Please, never ever use the word Pop. No one in Britain uses it and Hermione wouldn't especially. Dad is fine. Pop is non-existent.

Otherwise it's a great story :D

The Hidden Doorway by kjcp    (Reviews - 201)

Ginny, Harry, and Draco have been leading separate lives for years, but then a disturbing case involving mind manipulation brings them all together. Rows break out, animosity and hatred grow, people die, and friendship is tested. In the midst of all that, is it possible for romance between two unlikely people to bloom?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 12 | Word count: 72909 | Read count: 9552 | Published: Jan 27, 2006 | Updated: Feb 11, 2007
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Date: Mar 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: The Comfort

I desperately hope that you'll be carrying this on, because a cliffie like that is just pure evil.

The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess by Nokomis    (Reviews - 37)

or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4951 | Read count: 1768 | Published: Feb 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 23, 2006
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess

What?! This was a parody?! But the plot made so much sense and Draco and Ginny were so in character!
I'm schocked! So shocked that I've managed to spell shocked with an extra 'c'! Heavens!

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Sep 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess

Wait a minute...

This was a parody?

Ginny's Revenge by CCC    (Reviews - 376)

Ginny catches Harry with another woman. What will she do for revenge?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 26 | Word count: 73871 | Read count: 86115 | Published: Jun 15, 2006 | Updated: Sep 14, 2009
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Jan 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Does Ginny need to be eighteen? The legal age of consent in Britain is sixteen if that's what you're worried about.

A Dollop of Draco/Ginny... by Vesica    (Reviews - 8)

Much like "A Dab of Draco/Ginny", this is a collection of drabbles written for the Ginny_Draco100 LJ Community. Each chapter is a complete little taste of our favorite twosome!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 171 | Read count: 9084 | Published: Dec 23, 2006 | Updated: Dec 23, 2006
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Just a Nibble

This made me laugh so hard XD

The Play's the Thing by Mynuet    (Reviews - 27)

...to catch the conscience of the Boy Who Lived.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2786 | Read count: 4007 | Published: Apr 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 27, 2007
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Act I

I love it XD Harry seems a little OOC but considering everything I reckon that gaining a head the size of the Atlantic isn't unexpected. And Ginny makes me laugh. She's appeared about twice and already you've got the full measure of her character across. The next chapter would be amazing.

Mistake by Pipperstorms    (Reviews - 10)

Everyone always blames him. Is it so impossible to believe that I might be the one to make the biggest mistake?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Mystery
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1425 | Read count: 3398 | Published: May 22, 2007 | Updated: May 23, 2007
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Oct 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: He Might Be Happy

It's really ironic that You Could Be Happy started playing as I was reading that XD

Author's Response: I like the lullaby quality to that song. :-) Thanks for your review!

Conflict Resolution by Adelagia    (Reviews - 190)

Draco and Ginny hate each other with a passion. The end. Well, no, not really.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 18765 | Read count: 49395 | Published: Jun 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 13, 2008
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: 7. Restitution

I can't tell you how excited I was when I saw that you'd updated this. I feel like such a geek XD

Nineteen Years Later... the Truth by Anise    (Reviews - 893)

What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...

Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:

Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”

Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”

“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.

“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.

“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 69 | Word count: 315075 | Read count: 138760 | Published: Jul 30, 2007 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56

Please to be standing for the Happy Dance of Elation and Joy in anticipation of Draco and Ginny's reunion. Because I have soooooooooooooooooooooo been looking forward to this *happyface*

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Jun 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Happy Birthday!

Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Mar 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 59: Chapter 59

I love that in that entire ramble, the only thing he picks up on is shagging Seamus XD

This is going to lead to sex isn't it?

Already Lost by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 14)

“What do you think you’re doing here?” Her voice broke me out of my reminiscing, startling me. I hadn’t even heard the door open. Her eyes were alight with a fire I had seen only twice before, both during the best times of my life. Now… well, I could hardly see how this could possibly turn out to be one of the best moments of my life. In fact, it seemed like it would be one of the worst.

The product of a bet that I lost to Pipperstorms (and just a really, really bad day)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2489 | Read count: 3264 | Published: Sep 23, 2007 | Updated: Sep 23, 2007
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Already Lost

Oh, how sad :( are you continuing this?

Potion Pals by draconis major    (Reviews - 22)

Our favorite enemies are made partners for a Potions project. Ginny doesn't know how she could be so unlucky. Draco isn't complaining.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3156 | Read count: 2374 | Published: Nov 18, 2007 | Updated: Dec 11, 2007
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Don't Call Me "Shirley"

I loved Airplane :D

Through What Looking Glass? by LovesFantasy    (Reviews - 23)

Sometimes we discover the truth too late...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 5146 | Read count: 8488 | Published: Jan 04, 2008 | Updated: Jan 14, 2008
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Apr 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

How sad...

Author's Response: Isn\'t it... :o(

The Consequences of Boredom by greeneyes0419    (Reviews - 269)

Draco finds himself spending obscene amounts of time with Ginny Weasley, thanks to Blaise and his love for drama and hatred of boredom.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 11 | Word count: 23457 | Read count: 32506 | Published: Mar 26, 2008 | Updated: Jul 22, 2008
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Reviewer: Enigmatic Eel Signed
Date: Mar 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Short little chapter but I'm feeling quite enamoured of this story already. I love your Blaise. I also find it quite entertaining that Blaise Zabini, though never mentioned much in canon, is always given more or less the same characterisation. Looking forward to the next chapter.

Author's Response: Thank you so much. :) I adore fandom Blaise - he\'s so much fun to play with!