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Depths Of Deception by Dana F Malfoy    (Reviews - 7)

She loved him for years, and finally it seemed as though he fell for her too. But of course happiness was short lived. She didn't have the most important thing - his trust.

And so Ginny Weasley takes fate in her own hands.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1252 | Read count: 2443 | Published: Jun 14, 2007 | Updated: Jun 15, 2007
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jun 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like seeing Ginny's thoughts on everything and I can't wait to see where this is going - I think it has a lot of potential. Good job! :D

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jun 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like seeing Ginny's thoughts on everything and I can't wait to see where this is going - I think it has a lot of potential. Good job! :D

Nineteen Years Later... the Truth by Anise    (Reviews - 893)

What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...

Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:

Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”

Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”

“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.

“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.

“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 69 | Word count: 315075 | Read count: 138760 | Published: Jul 30, 2007 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Feb 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 66: Chapter 66

Ooh, I am quite appreciative of the synopsis, although it seems most of the plot had stayed with me. Anyway, I am super excited! I was just thinking about this fic yesterday. Synchronicity, perhaps? ;D

Author's Response: Thank you, thank you! :) I'm SO glad somebody remembered this fic (hard to believe, though!) Synchronicity indeed. Also, Draco and Ginny are making me finish it, and-- oops, here they come with the butterfly nets again! Gotta go for now. ;)

Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 1418)

All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest. So how did this simple plan lead to time travel, nefarious plots involving the most infamous whorehouse in the wizarding world, and the teenaged Draco’s achingly sweet, chocolate-flavored kisses? Even Draco Malfoy was innocent once, as Ginny learns all too well…

Chapter ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN Quote of the Day:

THE LAST CHAPTER

The minutes ticked by, long enough for Ginny to know that against all reason, all common sense, she still wanted impossible things from him. But she would leave. Even after today, even when her body ached from him and for him, when she could feel that he had begun to shape her to him, she would turn around and leave him. I will, I will, she thought.

“You don’t understand,” said Draco.

“Oh?” Ginny said stiffly. “At least he hadn’t touched her, she thought. She would not be able to find the strength to pull herself away from him, and she knew it.


Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
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Chapters: 118 | Word count: 575068 | Read count: 257142 | Published: Mar 19, 2010 | Updated: Dec 03, 2011
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Dec 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 118: Chapter 118

Ahhh!

I have to say, I am a little surprised by the perfect ending! But then, I'm sure there's loads more trouble to be had in the sequel. Looking forward to it!

Author's Response: Thanks! There's another site I just started writing for (cracked.com), and there's an article somewhere in the archives... I can't remember the exact title, but the basic idea is "5 Movies That Only Had A Happy Ending Because They Ended Exactly Where They Did." The argument was that if the narrative had gone on any further, the characters would have run into horrendous problems (I think the movies went from Cape Fear to Princess Bride to Hellraiser to... something else.) That's pretty much what the ending of DDD is. Both Draco and Ginny decided that they had to make some sort of commitment to each other. The first question, of course, is exactly what that will mean, but that's only the beginning of what lies ahead for these two... ;)

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Nov 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 110: Chapter 110

Re: Leather Bar - I went on a similar essay/rant yesterday to my friend's cousin (who is admittedly only about 10) about how all we see is Harry's point of view and he's very biased, etc. But I was so confused when I saw that at the end of the chapter. I was like, "I vaguely remember this joke, but was it mentioned in this chapter? Or the last one? What did I miss?!" I was unsuccessful in finding it until I read your reviews.

To your reviewer: a. Do you have complete knowledge of Hogwarts? Cause I'm pretty sure JKR doesn't. Let's be real, if Hogwarts wants its tower to have a basement, it'll make it happen. b. I feel like the title of the club itself sounds like an elaborate joke, but maybe that's just me. c. Girl, why you so negative?

Anyway, sorry for this, I was just very put off by her reviews (and not just for this fic, 'cause I'm a snoop).

Also, I hope the female half of Hogwarts' population had a group like SMHSGLB, hopefully with a better acronym.

Author's Response: Good for you! It's never too early for your friend's cousin to learn, that's what I say. ;) The SMHSGLB ref was in Chapter 5, as you figured out. (That's how we know that the problem wasn't with the length of the fic... :P) Basically, the SMH... you know, group came about in a very organic way. A number of boys at Hogwarts were confused about their sexuality and gender preference, and it was not a welcoming place to discuss those kinds of questions. (While we never really knew anything besides what Harry knew, I do think there were a couple of clues in canon to that effect.) The name was an in-joke... I think the British term would be "kidding on the square"... and was based on something that a seventh-year a few years back had heard about a group in a magical school in Eugene, OR. That's where the basement ref came from, because (per Wikipedia)

In British English, the word "basement" is used for underground floors of, for example, department stores, but the word is only used with houses when the space below their ground floor is habitable, with windows and (usually) its own access. The word cellar is used to apply to any large underground room. A subcellar is a cellar that lies further underneath.[1]

Now, about the female counterpart... I'll try to find out. IF I can stay ahead of the psych ward techs with the straightjacket! (starts running again)

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: May 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 82: Chapter 82

This chapter is delicious. They're being so intimate with each other! It delights me. Also makes me a little nervous. :)

I'm really glad to hear that your medical emergency isn't as severe as it might have been. I've been super worried, so keep us all updated! I hope things start looking up for you! *hugs*

Author's Response: Thanks! Yes, more delight and nervousness to come, for Ginny too... ;) And I'm hanging in there! Hopefully the news will get better and better. :) More soon.

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jun 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 84: Chapter 84

Eee, I'm so excited about their work. Happy happy birthday! I hope all of your dreams come true :)

Author's Response: Thanks! I hoep so too (blows out virtual candles.) And there's more to come! Very soion. :)

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jul 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 87: Chapter 87

Had a mini heart attack when you said you might stop updating for a while! That being said, while I'm glad you seem to have decided to continue updating, you do what you gotta do :) We'll still be here when/if you come back!

But I am super excited about the ball!! Also to see more Blaise, who is just hilarious. :D

Author's Response: I really thought I might not for a little while. But Draco and Ginny were still there when I went back to check on them, and they wanted to get out. They insisted on the fic being continued... what could I do... ;) More soon, and we're headed towards the ball!

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jul 31, 2011 Title: Chapter 90: Chapter 90

Woo! I literally said "YES YES YES" out loud when I saw this update. Oops, because my parents are asleep in the same room right now. I'm so very excited that they are finally at the ball! Even though I'm quite sad that Blaise is so sad. He just needs his Luna back! (p.s. are they Bluna? Because lol). As usual, I am anxiously awaiting your next update! :D

Author's Response: Yay! Although the sleeping padres in the next room could be a problem. I like the Bluna concept... and we'll see some Luna at the PBB, don't worry. More soon!

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Aug 31, 2011 Title: Chapter 95: Chapter 95

Ahhh, I just want to go back to the beginning and read it all again, but I don't know if I'm prepared for such an undertaking! :)

Author's Response: It's okay! You COULD just go back and read some of the Field Guide, you know.... ;) if you *really* needed to refresh your memory about certain things...

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Oct 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 106: Chapter 106

Ah! I realized I was also holding my breath at the end. Tell meeee, Draco!

I will say, though, that one little mistake stood out to me: “She’s here,” Astoria said suddenly.
I'm at least moderately certain you meant Narcissa, but I got all confused and was like, where's Astoria and why is she fucking with Narcissa, damnit?!

Author's Response: Oh, Draco's going to tell a lot more than he wants to, very very soon... ;) Um. (goes back and changes time, space, and reality) Yep, that's Narcissa. Thanks! :)

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Nov 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 112: Chapter 113

Ahhhh, I'm so glad it didn't happen. On the one hand I was so tickled by Ginny's manipulation and ingenuity, but on the other, much weightier hand - AHH NO.

I really think she ought to just tell him about the promise she made to Astoria so that they can work together - but then again, I'm in favor of both of them sharing all their secrets (damn you, Draco Malfoy).

Author's Response: No, I think that it just couldn't happen that way, as Ginny came to realize. Now, as for the secret-sharing... we'll find out more about that. ;)

A Field Guide to Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 27)

A guide to people, places, and things in the DDD-verse, this manual can help to negotiate through the thicket of plotty goodness that is the DDD-verse. (Watch out for rabid plot bunnies!) Chapter summaries and timeline included! Free chocolately Draco prize inside! WARNING: Extreme spoilers, obviously. Do NOT read this without reading DDD first.



Summaries for chapters 98 to the end so that we're all caught up! And as a VERY special treat… a cookie from the first chapter of the sequel to DDD.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 45985 | Read count: 6047 | Published: Aug 31, 2010 | Updated: Feb 29, 2012
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Sep 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a really super guide! I couldn't believe how many tidbits I had forgotten. I've got a friend who reads non-HP fanfic, and I've been wanting her to read this story, but feared it might overload her for her first time! Haha, but maybe now that there's a guide, I should rethink that! Keep up the brilliant work!

Author's Response: Thanks! :) There's just one more chapter to the guide, and it's coming very very soon. As for the convincing-the-friend thing... well, this is a long fic, clearly. BUT, it's planned out, with plot bunnies locked up every night after writing (get BACK here! grabs a bunny. they do try to escape sometimes, but they don't succeed), and it WILL be finished. :) I think it depends on if your friend likes long fics.

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: May 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Oh, honey, don't worry about feeding us new chapters - focus on yourself! I have faith that all will be well; you are strong and able and you can overcome. xo

Author's Response: Thanks! But I think that new chapters might really help to take my mind off things and deal with them a bit... I don't know... maybe I'll even incorporate it all into a fic. :P That would be a new twist, anyway. It seems like I've been seeing a lot of weird-disorders!Dracos lately.... well, anyway. ****hugs****

Santa Malfoy by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why was everyone calling him Santa Claus?

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"Do you think it's Santa?" a voice whispered from the shadows.

"He doesn't look like Santa," a snotty voice retorted. "Santa is supposed to be fat and bearded and wear red suits. This man looks like a skinny rat. And he doesn't have a beard."

"A skinny rat?" Draco mouthed to himself, feeling his ire rise.

"But he did come through the chimney," the first voice insisted. "I heard him."

"Well, if that's Santa, then I must be a flying reindeer."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8048 | Read count: 3042 | Published: Jan 08, 2011 | Updated: Jan 14, 2011
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Santa Malfoy

This was really cute! I liked it a lot. :)

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. ^_^

Malfoy In a Glass, Darkly by Anise    (Reviews - 129)

Many years ago, Draco Malfoy made a choice that led him very far away from Ginny Weasley, and the life that they might have shared. But not only is it hopeless to fight fate, its paths have a strange way of turning when you least expect them to, as a very unexpected person later learns...

Malfoy In a Glass Cover
Chapter FOURTEEN Quote of the Day:

“It can’t be worse than going to Romania. James is getting worse by the day. Lily doesn’t care about anything but her broom. And Mum and Dad—“ Albus breaks off.

Ginny. Scorpius can feel his face stiffen, and he has to conjure a coughing fit to cover it. Incredible how simply hearing of her, not even hearing her name, is enough to cause that stab of feeling in him. Just when he thinks that he’s over that sort of thing entirely—

“The point is, I’m so glad I can go with you,” sighs Albus.

Maybe I ought to wish that you couldn’t, thinks Scorpius. For your own good.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 14 | Word count: 74296 | Read count: 11751 | Published: Mar 05, 2011 | Updated: Jan 22, 2013
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Apr 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Ah! How is it that every new story you publish is so engaging as to make up for the unfinishedness of the last one? :) Haha, keep it coming!

Author's Response: Do NOT worry. DDD WILL get finished. NYT too. Scorpius is just being very, very, very insistent right now, in his unassuming way. So he wants this fic to be worked on first, and I can't say no. The next chapter... lordie, lordie. It's kind of evil. ;)

Ginny's On the Telephone by Anise    (Reviews - 13)

Draco springs Ginny from women's prison, but will she ride in his aqua-blue Cadillac? And why is he using so much Miracle Whip? Watch out for that rat poison, not to mention the nine-inch heels... Utter crackfic (more or less) inspired by the longer video for Lady Gaga/Beyonce's *Telephone*.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Crossover, Horror, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2996 | Read count: 1022 | Published: Sep 04, 2011 | Updated: Mar 31, 2015
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Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Sep 04, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Heee, I read the description first and was like, "hmm, I don't know... I think only Anise could pull this off..." And then it WAS you. :D The semester this video came out I had to analyze it to pieces in three different classes, and I love it. Unsurprisingly, I also loved your adaptation!

Author's Response: I'm trying to picture classes that would have you analyzing that video... (not sure if I really want to even know...) Anyway, thanks! It was fun to write.

A Fortunate Accident by cherryredxx    (Reviews - 179)

This is the story of what happens when husbands give their wives a hard time.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 29732 | Read count: 20623 | Published: Feb 13, 2012 | Updated: Jun 16, 2012
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Date: Feb 14, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Sunday Tea

I love this idea! But I hope both women have considered the intimate parts of their marriages! Hahah. Looking forward to an update :)

Author's Response: Well, you know how impulsive women can be when they're a bit annoyed at their husbands. :)

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Feb 18, 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Different Strokes, Different Folks

Ahh, Astoria is way better at this than Ginny! Haha, I hope Ginny has been paying as much attention to Astoria's facial expressions!

Author's Response: I think Astoria is just silly :) But you're right; Ginny isn't restrained enough to be good at this. I don't think Astoria talks like Ginny, but I think it's less obvious. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: a_gypsys_dance Signed
Date: Feb 21, 2012 Title: Chapter 3: For Love & Quidditch

hahah, love it! But there's no way Astoria will get away with it during a big Weasley family meeting!

Author's Response: I'm soo glad you like it! Thanks for the review!