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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Feb 09, 2005
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i am a girl who is obsessed with Harry Potter books, and fanfics involving Draco & Ginny, particularly if they've got a great plot or they're really smutty! My favorite! Plus, I'm a full time student, full time employee, and single mom! And I swear, I will finish all my stories. One day. I think it took me two years to finish Lies. Now I'm trying to finish another one.


I'm on twitter. it's jesskat3 over there, so say hi! i like chatting with people who share interests, so just let me know you're from here and i'll follow you back! also, if you want to read strange blogs about my life, hit my up at my LJ, website above :D
Reviews by jessica k malfoy

Getting Lucky by CCC    (Reviews - 285)

When Ginny wins a bottle of Felix Felicis strange things happen. (This is set in Hogwarts era, but it's AU. We'll assume Slughorn still works there.)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 20261 | Read count: 57113 | Published: Mar 18, 2009 | Updated: Mar 13, 2010
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

i think i just came very close to LITERALLY snorting my beer out my nose at Ron's description of Flaming Flatulence Fudge. And Draco's being a huge wanker. Just the way I like him! Off to the next chapter....

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

okay, i'm totally and completely suspicious of Draco. i think this is his big prank to pay her back for the lake incident. hmmmmm. good stuff though! i'm hooked!

Die, with a "T" by gidge_8    (Reviews - 160)

A chubby Draco and the physical trainer from hell. What more can I say? A D/G twist on dieting and an ending sweeter than candy floss. Enjoy. :)
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 34144 | Read count: 47102 | Published: Mar 30, 2009 | Updated: May 01, 2011
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jun 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Set a Date

I can't stop laughing! I started to giggle when I read the description and I'm so glad I opened it up! I'm definite book marking this! it's very funny and i am in the mood for funny!

Author's Response: I'm so glad you are enjoying it!!! Yes, apparently everyone is laughing except poor Draco. He's so lovably grumpy. :)
Thanks so much.
Best wishes!
-G

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Dig In

well i liked the chapter! the whole chubby draco/ fitness obsessed ginny is too hilarious. i hope gin is really able to help him out with the horrid person blackmailing him!

Author's Response: I have a scene that I can't really use that I may publish as a "cookie" after this is done. It's a variation on the cupcake scene, but didn't really fit in with the plot. Next scene is fun, though. Can't wait till it's ready for posting...

Not Quite an Affair by Rosalie    (Reviews - 528)

“You mustn’t tell them, Rose! Harry knows but Lily and the boys… you can’t breathe a word…”

When Rose Weasley went to her favorite aunt for advice on how to handle loving someone her family disapproved of, she never dreamed the older woman would have been able to relate so well. In the comfortable safety of her kitchen, Ginevra Potter told her niece everything and swore her to secrecy. But months later, when Ginevra notices that her daughter, Lily, is spending time with Scorpius Malfoy, Ginny realizes too late that the truth can never really be locked away. Children question their parents and their own identities and everyone must confront the past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Next Generation
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 32 | Word count: 108603 | Read count: 128536 | Published: Apr 11, 2009 | Updated: Dec 23, 2011
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jun 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Snogging Sessions and Sneers

I'm hooked! this is a great story. i've never read anything about the epilogue kids, but i like this so far. although, i will admit, i keep hoping that Harry and Astoria will drop dead or something.....

Author's Response: Oh goodness that's so cruel! ;) No one'll be dropping dead sorry to say, but thank you so much for your review! I'm glad you like it so much!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: The Fury of Tears

i keep worrying that this is going to go all VC andrews on me and scorpius and lily will be related. hmmmm. anyways. i love how you have given scorpius a personality that isn't his fathers. not that i've read other fanfic involving him, but that's how i imagine people might write him! i feel really bad for rose, despite the fact that she's being a total bee-yatch!!!!! and i'm still hoping Harry divorces ginny or something! LOL

Author's Response: No VC andrews, I promise (not entirely sure what that means, but no relatedness I can assure you) ;) Thank you for the observation about Scorp vs. his dad personality wise. It's very different to be raised by a murderer like Draco was and being raised by a man who never wanted that life and appreciates hard work and tough decisions. And Rose will have her redemption, in a few chapters lol. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Advice and Answers

just to stick my opinion in here after reading other reviews.... i can't imagine anyone being team rose. she didn't ever say a word about being interested in Scorpius! as far as i could see, she wasn't. then suddenly ZOMG! she's gonna cry about it cause the friend likes her cousin. what a baby. anyways. there's my 2 cents! love this story though.

Author's Response: Love your two cents! ;) And thanks

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Advice and Answers

LOL! VC Andrews was a writer who tended to have alot of characters that would fall in love and/ or do the deed and then find out they were related somehow. or they would be semi-distantly related and do the deed anyways. she is most famous for her Flowers in the Attic series! and for the 3rd time, great job with this piece!

Author's Response: Haha, thanks for the definition, I was about to google it. *embarrassed* Once again, lol, thank you for your praise and reviews! I really do appreciate them!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Aftermath and Argument

oh damn. well, you certainly made me feel sorry for Harry, although it's easily squashed by my desire to have a grown up, epilogue compliant D/G get together.

i liked this chapter alot, and i wish rose would come around because lily is so sad. yes, it sucks to have your heart broken and see your bff/cousin date the guy you like, but i feel like she never made it clear that she was into Scorpius and should march her arse over there and apologize.

great chapter though. :D

Author's Response: You're exactly right. Lily honest to God never even suspected a thing between Rose and Scorpius until Scorp used her to make Rose jealous. After that she was still reluctant to be with Scorpius over the possibility over there being something between him and Rose. So yes, Rose never told Lily or even hinted at her feelings for Scorpius and now she's blaming Lily because she has no one else to be mad at. As for D/G, they are coming up next chappie! Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Coming Around

gosh. draco's memories of when ginny left were really, really sad! i felt so bad for him i almost teared up. my poor draco!

Author's Response: I know, he didn't deserve it at all. Poor Draco indeed. Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Close Another Door

Okay, Ginny is kind of getting on my nerves, being a 40 something year old little girl. What was she thinking going to see Draco after all that time & then.... Doing NOTHING!!!! I wanted to smack her a bit.

All those angry feelings aside, I want Draco & Ginny to be together. I don't approve of cheating, you said Harry & Astoria weren't going drop dead, so I don't know what's going to happen. But since this is dracoandginny.com, i'm sure you'll work it out! And I look forward to it!!

Author's Response: Such a good argument. This is indeed dracoandginny.com! And you're right, even I want to slap Ginny around BUT I SWEAR she will come clean with the truth and she will do something about Draco. Just need a few more gutwrenching situations to drag it out of her ;) Only kidding, they won't be too heart-wrenching, I hope. Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Aug 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Yesterday's Robes

well. i'm glad things between rose and lily seem to be on the mend. hopefully! i like Scorpius and i like him with lily. they seem so good together!

Author's Response: Haha, I'm very glad you like Lily and Scorpius together... because they're going to stay that way ;) And yes, Rose and Lils' friendship is on the mend, at least in its beginning stages... Thanks for your review and I'm glad you like it!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Aug 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Feathers, Letters, and Fists

gah! another great chapter. so much drama.... hmmm. when i write i LOVE to torture my readers with drama drama everywhere. when i'm reading, i want everything to be happy! LOL i guess if it was just simply happy i wouldn't bother reading it though.

Author's Response: Haha, so true! I wonder at times if that's how all writers are, just heaping on the drama. I quite enjoy it to tell the truth but it is all 'for the story' in the end. ;) Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Healing Spells

this was a very good chapter. i'm glad things seem to be getting better with Rose, although i'm sure she won't agree to convincing Lily to runaway. in fact, i'm pretty sure Lily will be a firm no in that one too.

Author's Response: Thank you! We shall see on the runaway department. We shall see... ;) Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Aug 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: What Can't Stay in the Past

Harry is a horrible asshole and it would thrill me to no end if you had him jump off a very tall building. I notice he's been able to trick himself into believing, for all these years, that he didn't "force" Ginny into anything. Whatever. I hate him now.

Author's Response: *nods* Yep, now it all makes sense. I still don't see Harry as 'evil' or anything but what he did was undoubtably reprehensible. Writing his character, I kind of understand the why he did what he did but you are absolutely right in saying it was awful. And it was. Now lets just see what happens... ;)

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Oct 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Nothing Left To Hold To

aaaaieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! what a dramatic chapter. i feel really sad for draco and ginny, but at the same time for harry and astoria who are just pawns (whether they know it or not). hmmmm. i have no idea what is going to happen. also, hermione is being a bitch :D i love it

Author's Response: Yes she is, lol. Can't help it. Loved her as a teenager but still see her as manipulative and just a bit tightly wound. Haha, oh well, I'm not sure how much I'll even bother redeeming her. We'll see what happens. I have a foggy idea you see... How I hate writer's block

Should She or Shouldn't She? by CCC    (Reviews - 19)

This is a drabble about a pivotal moment in Ginny's relationship with Draco. Guess which moment it is. Go on, guess.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 551 | Read count: 3137 | Published: Apr 19, 2009 | Updated: Apr 19, 2009
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so cute! i loved it! i thought it was about sex. weee! what a fun twist on a d/g story. great stuff.

False Pretenses by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 35)

Ginny has no faith that Ron can with a campaign against Harry. However, Draco seems to.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 20686 | Read count: 21603 | Published: May 01, 2009 | Updated: May 01, 2009
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Date: Jul 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

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Delirious by BumblebeesRock    (Reviews - 9)

Draco is sick and Ginny is here to help.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 933 | Read count: 2472 | Published: Jun 27, 2009 | Updated: Jun 27, 2009
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jun 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

very interesting! i bet Draco would love to see Ginny in a "nurses" outfit!

Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 30)

Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait.

Won multiple awards!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 18939 | Read count: 13452 | Published: Jul 01, 2009 | Updated: Feb 26, 2010
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Commission

i like it so far! i'm hooked and i can't wait for more.

Author's Response: Hooked? Well, then I feel quite awful for getting pissy with FIA and uploading chapters and simply ignoring it for the better part of half a year. I've written a note to myself to remember to update, though, and I think I have the trick to it, so hopefully it won't be so long next time! Thanks for the review!

Of Draco, Ginny, and the Excessively Extensive List of Salaciously Sexual Euphemisms by Anise    (Reviews - 65)

Either Dumbledore’s assignment of Draco and Ginny as Potions study partners was perfectly innocent, or it’s all part of Voldemort’s cunning plan to spread nastiness, evil, and complete and utter un-niceness over all of Hogwarts by getting his sinister junior Death Eater heir-to-darkness a shagging partner to perk up the apocalypse to come. Ron is convinced it’s the latter, especially once he learns the shocking truth about Ginny’s cherry pie, Draco’s remarkably long, hard stick, and the Undershorts of Evil. This fic is COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 17994 | Read count: 10271 | Published: Jul 08, 2009 | Updated: Jul 11, 2009
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Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

haha! i have to admit, the word complete drew me in! this was very funny :D especially the Pillage People!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm pretty sure Ron has both of the things that Sophia asked about! ha! i never realized how many sexual innuendos were out there or how funny it would be if you actually acted them all out!

i can't wait for THE ONE! ha! and ron's reaction.

also, i'm glad you're doing ok! sorry to get all fan-girlie on you, but your fics have always been a HUGE inspiration. whenever you include The Endless, I get chills :D Just had to let you know.

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

okay, ron's secret club has me laughing so loud my daughter got out of the shower to see what was wrong.

yay that ron isn't gay. i mean, yay for Hermione, boo for Justin and everyone else.

i loved this chapter. it was most excellent!

Reviewer: jessica k malfoy Signed
Date: Jul 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

that was hilarious. nice job, having dumbledore and mcgonagal want them together for the sake of the war! yay!

and damn, i think this is the first complete fic i've read of yours! loved it!