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I keep having way too many server/technical issues with FIA, so I will no longer be posting new stories to this site. Find me at FFN to read more: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001659/Boogum
Every gunman in the West had taken a stab at getting the bounty on Little Red's head, but now a new ranger is in town, and he's determined to claim his prize. It's a hard life for an outlaw on the run, but at least the saloon girls are still dancing . . .
~Quote of the Moment~
"Well, boys," Little Red said in a low yet surprisingly youthful voice, "looks like we've got ourselves quite the assemblage here. A useless deadbeat for a driver, an old crowbait for a horse, a dead cyclops for a sharpshooter, and a—" his eyes gleamed as they rested on Mr Shiny Boots "—a prissy flannel mouth for an overseer. My, my, what was the old big bug thinking when he sent you to be his delivery man? He must be getting desperate."
Mr Shiny Boots held onto his strongbox more tightly, realising they must have known he had been coming this way. "Now you listen here, you ruffians. I'll have you know that I am—"
A silver revolver was suddenly pushed up against his cheek.
"Did I say you could speak?" Little Red demanded in a voice that suggested if Mr Shiny Boots opened his mouth again he'd soon be sporting a new orifice on the side of his face.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and belowEra: Future AUGenres: Action,
Humor,
RomanceWarnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 2347 |
Read count: 1754 |
Published: Nov 19, 2011 |
Updated: Nov 19, 2011
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There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 6245 |
Read count: 6850 |
Published: Nov 11, 2009 |
Updated: Nov 12, 2009
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In which Draco is snarky, Ginny is flustered, and Christmas is celebrated ... kind of.
He looks at the star like it is poison. Then he looks at the redhead like she is poison.
"No," he says flatly.
"But, Malfoy—"
"No. I am not helping you decorate that tree."

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1294 |
Read count: 2940 |
Published: Jan 09, 2013 |
Updated: Jan 10, 2013
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Ginny breathed deeply. It was all just a horrible dream. It was not possible that Vincent Crabbe was in her dorm trying to determine whether his bum looked big or not. It was not possible that boys were even in her dorm.
She pinched herself and bit her lip as pain seared through her arm. Okay, it wasn’t a dream, but clearly something wasn’t right.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy),
Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 21 |
Word count: 78539 |
Read count: 98834 |
Published: Dec 06, 2009 |
Updated: Nov 08, 2010
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According to Draco, Ginny Weasley was a hopeless case when it came to fashion. According to Ginny, Draco Malfoy was a man just waiting to come out of the closet. So why was he touching her so intimately, and why did she have the mad urge to kiss him?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogueEra: Post-HogwartsGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 3861 |
Read count: 3524 |
Published: Jul 16, 2011 |
Updated: Jul 16, 2011
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Draco Malfoy did not like birthdays . . .
~*~Quote~*~
"What in earth was that all about?" Ginny demanded, barely managing to contain her chuckles.
"It's my birthday."
"Yes, Draco, I did gather that."
"Well, Ginevra, when it's my birthday all the women in this place go crazy and think it is their mission to give me a birthday kiss. Even old Doris managed to snog me last year, and she wasn't wearing her teeth at the time!"
He shuddered at the memory. He still had nightmares about that gummy mouth.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogueEra: Post-HogwartsGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 2314 |
Read count: 2849 |
Published: Jun 11, 2011 |
Updated: Jun 11, 2011
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All Ginny wanted was a chance to prove herself, but no one told her that would include helping a boy she considered her enemy. Featuring dragons, magical swords, and a trip to the Underworld, one thing is for certain: this is one adventure she will never forget.
~*~Quote of the Moment~*~
"I want you to do me a favour," Voldemort said, as though he had read her mind.
"What favour?" Ginny asked, trying to keep the fear out of her voice.
"I want you to tell me what you see when you look into this crystal ball."
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Other Characters,
Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Action,
RomanceWarnings: Blood,
Character Death,
Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 2 |
Word count: 11670 |
Read count: 749 |
Published: Oct 07, 2011 |
Updated: Oct 15, 2011
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"Have you heard the rumours?" he demanded, folding his arms across his chest.
"I hear a lot of rumours, Malfoy," she said bluntly. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that."
"Fine. I want to know why it is that everyone seems to think you and I were kissing behind the changing rooms on Friday."
"Oh, that." She shrugged. "I don't know. I can't say I really care either."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1017 |
Read count: 2108 |
Published: Sep 23, 2012 |
Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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"Weasley," he said in a voice dripping with mockery, "what have you done to your hair?"
Ginny groaned and released the red strands, raising her face just enough to glower at him. "What do you think, you idiot?"
"I don't know," he responded, and his lips curved into a smirk. "I can't profess to comprehend the minds of plebeians such as yourself; for all I know you might think that travesty you call a hairstyle is actually fashionable. I mean, you dated Potter. That says it all."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1152 |
Read count: 2052 |
Published: Sep 23, 2012 |
Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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