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I keep having way too many server/technical issues with FIA, so I will no longer be posting new stories to this site. Find me at FFN to read more: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001659/Boogum

In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce by Boogum    (Reviews - 10)

Ginny had wanted it to be perfect. Draco had wanted it to be over. But no one can guarantee they'll always get what they want, even at Christmas.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Married Life of Draco Malfoy
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4169 | Read count: 3541 | Published: Dec 14, 2009 | Updated: Dec 15, 2009
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It's Only a Mouse by Boogum    (Reviews - 10)

Everyone has an irrational fear. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be more ridiculous than most.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2511 | Read count: 2269 | Published: Apr 08, 2010 | Updated: Apr 09, 2010
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Just Another Cute Meet by Boogum    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny removed the bagel from her mouth. "Really? We haven't seen each other in years and all you can say is 'Weasley' like we're still at Hogwarts? What about sorry?" She pointed at her coffee-stained shirt. "Look what you did!"
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 8241 | Read count: 1447 | Published: Apr 04, 2017 | Updated: Apr 28, 2017
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Kismet by Boogum    (Reviews - 30)

When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 23509 | Read count: 15693 | Published: Jun 06, 2010 | Updated: Oct 17, 2010
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Love Me, Love Me Not by Boogum    (Reviews - 23)

"Damn it, Theo, I can't go and see her now. Do you have any idea how humiliating it would be for me to say to Ginny Weasley that I need her to remove the love spell she placed on me because it's making me fantasise about shagging her twenty-four seven?"
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8866 | Read count: 7138 | Published: Feb 15, 2011 | Updated: Feb 28, 2011
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Mystery of the Magic 8 Ball by Boogum    (Reviews - 9)

What harm could possibly arise over the discovery of a Magic 8 Ball?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1596 | Read count: 2343 | Published: Dec 01, 2009 | Updated: Dec 01, 2009
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Naked Moon by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

Everything about him was silver and pale, just like the celestial lights adorning the night sky. She had great difficulty in reminding herself that this indecently gorgeous boy was Draco Malfoy, the same smarmy Slytherin who had just caught her naked by the lake and had tried to make a move on her. Of course, she didn’t dwell on that last part – that would just be inviting all sorts of naughty thoughts into her brain.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4166 | Read count: 2276 | Published: Feb 21, 2010 | Updated: Feb 21, 2010
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Not a Honeymoon by Boogum    (Reviews - 4)

It was a well-known fact that Ginny Weasley detested her co-worker and partner. Naturally, the universe would find a way to force her into sharing a bed with him.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2971 | Read count: 568 | Published: May 09, 2017 | Updated: May 10, 2017
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Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley’s latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6538 | Read count: 3134 | Published: Mar 21, 2011 | Updated: Mar 22, 2011
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Of Cavalier Heroes and Little Damsels in Distress by Boogum    (Reviews - 11)

“Oh, please,” Ginny begged to the wild land at large. “If there really is a God, will you please help me get out of this stupid stream?”

“I haven’t had a woman call me ‘God’ before, but I must say that you do make a sad picture as far as damsels in distress go.”

Ginny let out a yelp of fright and almost lost her hold on the branch. She clutched at it wildly again, regaining her grip, and then she turned her head to examine the owner of the amused voice that had so rudely frightened her. He was tall, blond and handsome. He was also laughing, clearly enjoying her discomfort.

Her heart sank. It was Draco Malfoy.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5119 | Read count: 2792 | Published: Feb 07, 2010 | Updated: Feb 07, 2010
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Of Cliches and Truffles by Boogum    (Reviews - 4)

In which Draco Malfoy makes a terrible mistake, Ginny Weasley tries to help him, truffles are consumed, and Valentine's Day is properly celebrated.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5299 | Read count: 1946 | Published: Feb 13, 2011 | Updated: Feb 14, 2011
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Of Sleepy Redheads and Twirling Moustaches by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

All Ginny wanted was to get her paperwork finished ... so what does Draco Malfoy's perfectly formed arse have to do with it? Written for the DG Forum's Fall 2011 Fic Exchange.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6284 | Read count: 1474 | Published: Feb 18, 2012 | Updated: Feb 21, 2012
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Of Vanity and First Kisses by Boogum    (Reviews - 19)

There are some things that cannot be tolerated. Hermione Granger getting a first kiss before you is one of them. Suffering this humiliation, Ginny sets out to protect her pride and get that fabled first kiss. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2795 | Read count: 3271 | Published: Jan 21, 2010 | Updated: Jan 21, 2010
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Pandora by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

A dark legacy. A forbidden union. Ginny let chaos slip through her fingers, splintering the world inside a storm of enmity and fear. When all is lost, the search for hope begins.

~*~QUOTE OF THE MOMENT~*~

"I wouldn't do that if I was you."

She jumped and spun around to see Lara leaning against one of the lantern posts that lined the driveway. As usual, the older woman was dressed in black robes. A Death Eater mask dangled from her fingers.

"You!" Ginny exclaimed. "When did you get here?"

"This morning, obviously." Lara nodded at the gate. "I see you are already trying to escape. Don't tell me you thought it would be as simple as walking out the front entrance."
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 29467 | Read count: 1026 | Published: Apr 16, 2017 | Updated: Jun 22, 2017
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Paradox by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

He smiles when you tell him this is the last time. He laughs when you say you hate him and wish you had never let him come into your life. He knows you'll be back again next week; if not then, perhaps a month or so down the track. He says you can't resist him.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1048 | Read count: 706 | Published: Apr 13, 2011 | Updated: Apr 14, 2011
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Red Curls and Guilty Pleasures by Boogum    (Reviews - 7)

It was wrong. He knew it even as the plans were already half-forming in his mind. Astoria would never have to know. No one would ever have to know. The establishment was discreet. Unethical, but discreet. He could have her; he just needed the hair.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3349 | Read count: 1070 | Published: May 12, 2011 | Updated: May 13, 2011
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Rock the Boat by Boogum    (Reviews - 20)

“It’s called a fishing rod, you dunce,” snapped the redheaded woman. “And stop complaining. This stupid trip is bad enough without having to listen to your horrible voice all day.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3559 | Read count: 2477 | Published: Nov 20, 2009 | Updated: Nov 23, 2009
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Santa Malfoy by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why was everyone calling him Santa Claus?

~~*~~

"Do you think it's Santa?" a voice whispered from the shadows.

"He doesn't look like Santa," a snotty voice retorted. "Santa is supposed to be fat and bearded and wear red suits. This man looks like a skinny rat. And he doesn't have a beard."

"A skinny rat?" Draco mouthed to himself, feeling his ire rise.

"But he did come through the chimney," the first voice insisted. "I heard him."

"Well, if that's Santa, then I must be a flying reindeer."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8048 | Read count: 2289 | Published: Jan 08, 2011 | Updated: Jan 14, 2011
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Stars and Flowers by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

There's a room where stars shine on varnished brown. My fingers can sketch petals around these stars, creating a halo of flowers with starry faces – childish pictures that mean nothing and everything.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2603 | Read count: 591 | Published: Mar 08, 2011 | Updated: Mar 08, 2011
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The Art of Manipulation by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

Draco shifted uncomfortably against the bonds keeping him tied to the chair and glowered at the redhead in front of him. Being kidnapped by Ginny Weasley was not something he had bargained on.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1519 | Read count: 2599 | Published: Oct 19, 2010 | Updated: Oct 19, 2010
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The Dangers of Firewhisky by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

In which Ginny is confused, Draco imitates a naked Greek statue, and much Firewhisky is consumed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2934 | Read count: 2087 | Published: Jan 31, 2011 | Updated: Jan 31, 2011
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The Harpy, the Wasp, and the Eye-Pot by Boogum    (Reviews - 1)

"Sod off, Malfoy!" she said by way of greeting, raising her nose in the air and reaching to put her headphones back on.

"Now, that's not nice," Draco responded, keeping up with her pace with ridiculous ease. Damn those long legs of his.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said with forced sweetness. "Sod off please, Malfoy."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1220 | Read count: 727 | Published: Nov 04, 2013 | Updated: Nov 05, 2013
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The Mechanical Dragon by Boogum    (Reviews - 9)

In which Ginny discovers a mechanical dragon, Draco is exasperated, and an unfortunate Russian Blue is scarred for life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1798 | Read count: 979 | Published: May 26, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2011
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The Muse by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

She appeared passive as she reclined against the pillows, yet there was a hint of the huntress in her languid limbs and watchful brown eyes. For now she was relaxed, but he knew she was by no means submissive—knew it even as his eyes centred on her blood-coloured lips and saw the slight indentation of a smile. A predator's smile.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1321 | Read count: 1395 | Published: Aug 03, 2011 | Updated: Aug 05, 2011
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The Spirit of Christmas by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

“Hey, Weaselette,” a familiar and very annoying voice called out over the loud din of the snowball fight. “What do you want for Christmas? I’ve decided to become a philanthropist and help the needy to get into the Christmas spirit, and you were at the top of my list—what, with being poor, ugly and stupid.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2450 | Read count: 3525 | Published: Dec 03, 2009 | Updated: Dec 03, 2009
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