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I keep having way too many server/technical issues with FIA, so I will no longer be posting new stories to this site. Find me at FFN to read more: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001659/Boogum

Of Sleepy Redheads and Twirling Moustaches by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

All Ginny wanted was to get her paperwork finished ... so what does Draco Malfoy's perfectly formed arse have to do with it? Written for the DG Forum's Fall 2011 Fic Exchange.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6284 | Read count: 1751 | Published: Feb 18, 2012 | Updated: Feb 21, 2012
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Of Vanity and First Kisses by Boogum    (Reviews - 19)

There are some things that cannot be tolerated. Hermione Granger getting a first kiss before you is one of them. Suffering this humiliation, Ginny sets out to protect her pride and get that fabled first kiss. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2795 | Read count: 3676 | Published: Jan 21, 2010 | Updated: Jan 21, 2010
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Santa Malfoy by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why was everyone calling him Santa Claus?

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"Do you think it's Santa?" a voice whispered from the shadows.

"He doesn't look like Santa," a snotty voice retorted. "Santa is supposed to be fat and bearded and wear red suits. This man looks like a skinny rat. And he doesn't have a beard."

"A skinny rat?" Draco mouthed to himself, feeling his ire rise.

"But he did come through the chimney," the first voice insisted. "I heard him."

"Well, if that's Santa, then I must be a flying reindeer."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8048 | Read count: 2580 | Published: Jan 08, 2011 | Updated: Jan 14, 2011
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The Harpy, the Wasp, and the Eye-Pot by Boogum    (Reviews - 1)

"Sod off, Malfoy!" she said by way of greeting, raising her nose in the air and reaching to put her headphones back on.

"Now, that's not nice," Draco responded, keeping up with her pace with ridiculous ease. Damn those long legs of his.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said with forced sweetness. "Sod off please, Malfoy."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1220 | Read count: 1083 | Published: Nov 04, 2013 | Updated: Nov 05, 2013
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The Mechanical Dragon by Boogum    (Reviews - 9)

In which Ginny discovers a mechanical dragon, Draco is exasperated, and an unfortunate Russian Blue is scarred for life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1798 | Read count: 1060 | Published: May 26, 2011 | Updated: May 26, 2011
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The Muse by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

She appeared passive as she reclined against the pillows, yet there was a hint of the huntress in her languid limbs and watchful brown eyes. For now she was relaxed, but he knew she was by no means submissive—knew it even as his eyes centred on her blood-coloured lips and saw the slight indentation of a smile. A predator's smile.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1321 | Read count: 1742 | Published: Aug 03, 2011 | Updated: Aug 05, 2011
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The Spirit of Christmas by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

“Hey, Weaselette,” a familiar and very annoying voice called out over the loud din of the snowball fight. “What do you want for Christmas? I’ve decided to become a philanthropist and help the needy to get into the Christmas spirit, and you were at the top of my list—what, with being poor, ugly and stupid.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2450 | Read count: 3916 | Published: Dec 03, 2009 | Updated: Dec 03, 2009
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The Teddy That Got Away by Boogum    (Reviews - 17)

Draco has got a secret. Ginny stumbles across it. Whatever is a Malfoy to do?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3434 | Read count: 2181 | Published: Feb 08, 2010 | Updated: Feb 08, 2010
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The Toad Who Was Not Quite a Prince by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

In which Ginny discovers a snarky toad, curses are broken, and a happily ever after is eventually found. Almost.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1613 | Read count: 1917 | Published: Jun 26, 2011 | Updated: Jun 26, 2011
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The Virgin, the Dragon, and the Prince Who Was Not So Charming After All by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

"What are you doing here, Weasley?" Draco asked bluntly. "There's only one reason for a woman to visit a man at midnight, and I know such a virginal little prude as you could not possibly be coming here for that."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1837 | Read count: 2149 | Published: Oct 22, 2010 | Updated: Oct 22, 2010
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The World in Snippets by Boogum    (Reviews - 29)

My response to The DG Forum's 100 Days, 100 Drabbles challenge. Featuring everything from fainting Malfoys, eccentric Weasleys, babies, marriages, first loves, and just about every other scenario you can think of for a Draco/Ginny love story.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 20 | Word count: 37696 | Read count: 14129 | Published: Jul 21, 2010 | Updated: Mar 18, 2011
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Through the Keyhole by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

A collection of Draco/Ginny drabbles and one-shots.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 6 | Word count: 16683 | Read count: 3071 | Published: Nov 15, 2011 | Updated: Dec 22, 2012
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Under the Whomping Willow by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

It seemed ridiculous to Draco. Why would anyone want to sit under the Whomping Willow? The tree hit people, for Merlin's sake, and yet there was no mistaking the girl now sitting under the shade of the brutal branches.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2119 | Read count: 3062 | Published: Oct 27, 2009 | Updated: Oct 28, 2009
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Walk Like An Egyptian by Boogum    (Reviews - 48)

“What’s the matter, love? Can’t stand on your own two feet?” He eyed her from head to foot, and then back again. “Then again, I’m not surprised with that outfit. It’s a wonder you even manage to walk at all.”

~*~QUOTE OF THE MOMENT~*~

Ginny took a deep breath and marched through the door, only to stop short when she came face-to-face with a naked man.

"Oh, my!" she exclaimed, then quickly clamped a hand over her mouth.

There was a naked man in the tent. A very good-looking naked man. A very well-defined (not to mention well-endowed) naked man, and he was barely two feet away from her.

Stop staring, Ginny! her mind screamed. You're embarrassing yourself. Eyes back on his face. Back on his face, damn it!

Ginny managed to wrench her gaze away from Draco's body and met his somewhat startled yet amused grey eyes. For a moment they just stared at each other – she getting increasingly redder by the second – and then, very deliberately, he picked up his towel from the bed and wrapped it around his waist.

"You know, Weasley," he began, completely unruffled, "most people think it polite to knock before entering."
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 15206 | Read count: 8298 | Published: Nov 03, 2009 | Updated: Nov 23, 2010
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Warm by Boogum    (Reviews - 18)

“You’re warm.”

She said the words almost in wonder, as if she had somehow been expecting him to be made of ice.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1191 | Read count: 3547 | Published: Dec 08, 2009 | Updated: Dec 08, 2009
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Weasley and the Three Males by Boogum    (Reviews - 3)

Someone's been in to Ginny's chocolate. A DG version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2149 | Read count: 976 | Published: Nov 04, 2013 | Updated: Nov 05, 2013
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Why Quidditch Gear Should Be Banned by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

It was a truth universally acknowledged that Draco Malfoy was an arrogant tosspot who deserved to be pecked to death by magically modified penguins. It was also true that said tosspot happened to be extremely handsome, and looked far too good in his Quidditch gear for someone so prejudiced and unlikeable. Not that Ginny noticed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1417 | Read count: 1324 | Published: Sep 29, 2013 | Updated: Oct 01, 2013
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Wonder by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

In which Draco wonders many things, including how to win a date with a certain redhead.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1602 | Read count: 2906 | Published: Apr 09, 2011 | Updated: Apr 09, 2011
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Wrong by Boogum    (Reviews - 3)

Maybe it was better this way. Maybe they had been wrong to think two people from such different backgrounds could actually have a happy relationship. Gods knew she'd had enough of the fighting, of the paranoia and pain. It hurt to love him. It hurt being with him. But even then, it hurt so much more when he was gone.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1511 | Read count: 1806 | Published: Apr 27, 2011 | Updated: Apr 28, 2011
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