I'm in a pet store, a MUGGLE pet store, and they still find me.Category: Works in Progress
Well, it figures with the way my life has been turning out recently. With my luck I'll end up being Harry fucking Potter's pet ferret. Bugger. --Draco Malfoy
Category: Completed Short Stories
Draco makes a resolution, but what happens when he wakes up with the stomach flu and Ginny's supposed to come over?
“Now this is a rectal thermometer, I am still debating on whether I should put this particular Muggle device to its appropriate use.” -Ginny