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I keep having way too many server/technical issues with FIA, so I will no longer be posting new stories to this site. Find me at FFN to read more: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001659/Boogum

A Bounty on Red by Boogum    (Reviews - 20)

Every gunman in the West had taken a stab at getting the bounty on Little Red's head, but now a new ranger is in town, and he's determined to claim his prize. It's a hard life for an outlaw on the run, but at least the saloon girls are still dancing . . .

~Quote of the Moment~

"Well, boys," Little Red said in a low yet surprisingly youthful voice, "looks like we've got ourselves quite the assemblage here. A useless deadbeat for a driver, an old crowbait for a horse, a dead cyclops for a sharpshooter, and a—" his eyes gleamed as they rested on Mr Shiny Boots "—a prissy flannel mouth for an overseer. My, my, what was the old big bug thinking when he sent you to be his delivery man? He must be getting desperate."

Mr Shiny Boots held onto his strongbox more tightly, realising they must have known he had been coming this way. "Now you listen here, you ruffians. I'll have you know that I am—"

A silver revolver was suddenly pushed up against his cheek.

"Did I say you could speak?" Little Red demanded in a voice that suggested if Mr Shiny Boots opened his mouth again he'd soon be sporting a new orifice on the side of his face.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2347 | Read count: 1802 | Published: Nov 19, 2011 | Updated: Nov 19, 2011
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A Day of Woes by Boogum    (Reviews - 13)

There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6245 | Read count: 6926 | Published: Nov 11, 2009 | Updated: Nov 12, 2009
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A Faraway Place by Boogum    (Reviews - 22)

The mission was simple: go to Timbuktu and retrieve the dark object before it fell into the wrong hands. Unfortunately, Ginny's partner just happened to be Draco Malfoy, and he made life anything but simple.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 20832 | Read count: 12208 | Published: Feb 14, 2011 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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A Jolly Interlude by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

In which Draco is snarky, Ginny is flustered, and Christmas is celebrated ... kind of.

He looks at the star like it is poison. Then he looks at the redhead like she is poison.
"No," he says flatly.
"But, Malfoy—"
"No. I am not helping you decorate that tree."


Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1294 | Read count: 3002 | Published: Jan 09, 2013 | Updated: Jan 10, 2013
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A Question of Fairy Tales by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Add one fairy godmother, a randy prince, glass slippers, a conniving redhead, and a rather distressed Draco Malfoy. Mix it together and you've got one very twisted fairy tale.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1133 | Read count: 3209 | Published: Oct 05, 2010 | Updated: Oct 05, 2010
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A Recipe for Love by Boogum    (Reviews - 15)

“Why do I have to wear Miss Strawberry Shortcake’s apron?” demanded Draco. His teacher only smiled wickedly, and he suddenly wondered if he had made a mistake in asking her to help him cook the dinner. She was a redheaded shrew, after all.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4376 | Read count: 3303 | Published: Jan 24, 2010 | Updated: Jan 25, 2010
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A Stroll in Your Shoes by Boogum    (Reviews - 177)

Ginny breathed deeply. It was all just a horrible dream. It was not possible that Vincent Crabbe was in her dorm trying to determine whether his bum looked big or not. It was not possible that boys were even in her dorm.

She pinched herself and bit her lip as pain seared through her arm. Okay, it wasn’t a dream, but clearly something wasn’t right.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 21 | Word count: 78539 | Read count: 100025 | Published: Dec 06, 2009 | Updated: Nov 08, 2010
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A Travelling Travesty by Boogum    (Reviews - 21)

There were five people travelling on the Knight Bus that night, and none of them were there because it was their preferred mode of travel. Little did they know, it was about to get a lot worse. A lot worse.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1047 | Read count: 2995 | Published: Nov 12, 2010 | Updated: Nov 12, 2010
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A Weasley in a Pear Tree by Boogum    (Reviews - 20)

Handsome men don't fall out of trees, but obnoxious redheads sometimes do.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1908 | Read count: 3178 | Published: Dec 17, 2011 | Updated: Dec 20, 2011
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Acting on a Moment by Boogum    (Reviews - 108)

Ginny Weasley was on a mission: get Draco Malfoy's attention or die trying. She would prefer to skip the dying part, though…

Acting on a Moment
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Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 12740 | Read count: 22456 | Published: Oct 30, 2009 | Updated: Nov 09, 2009
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And They All Lived Happily Ever After by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

Once upon a time, in a land not entirely far away, there lived a young girl named Ginevra Molly Weasley, whose life story was so boring that the narrator of the redhead's life decided to take matters into her own capable hands and change it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 11790 | Read count: 11905 | Published: Feb 15, 2011 | Updated: Feb 28, 2011
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Birthday Wishes and Questionable Kisses by Boogum    (Reviews - 17)

Draco Malfoy did not like birthdays . . .

~*~Quote~*~

"What in earth was that all about?" Ginny demanded, barely managing to contain her chuckles.

"It's my birthday."

"Yes, Draco, I did gather that."

"Well, Ginevra, when it's my birthday all the women in this place go crazy and think it is their mission to give me a birthday kiss. Even old Doris managed to snog me last year, and she wasn't wearing her teeth at the time!"

He shuddered at the memory. He still had nightmares about that gummy mouth.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2314 | Read count: 2901 | Published: Jun 11, 2011 | Updated: Jun 11, 2011
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Gossip by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

"Have you heard the rumours?" he demanded, folding his arms across his chest.

"I hear a lot of rumours, Malfoy," she said bluntly. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that."

"Fine. I want to know why it is that everyone seems to think you and I were kissing behind the changing rooms on Friday."

"Oh, that." She shrugged. "I don't know. I can't say I really care either."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1017 | Read count: 2163 | Published: Sep 23, 2012 | Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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Gypsy Girl by Boogum    (Reviews - 13)

My mother told me once that she hated to see birds kept in a cage. She said that birds were not made to be trapped behind bars; they were made to fly.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1298 | Read count: 2502 | Published: May 27, 2010 | Updated: May 27, 2010
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Haircut by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

"Weasley," he said in a voice dripping with mockery, "what have you done to your hair?"

Ginny groaned and released the red strands, raising her face just enough to glower at him. "What do you think, you idiot?"

"I don't know," he responded, and his lips curved into a smirk. "I can't profess to comprehend the minds of plebeians such as yourself; for all I know you might think that travesty you call a hairstyle is actually fashionable. I mean, you dated Potter. That says it all."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1152 | Read count: 2109 | Published: Sep 23, 2012 | Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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How to Woo a Taciturn Head Boy by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

In which Ginny makes plans, Crabbe becomes a carpet, and Draco Malfoy discovers the benefits of April Fools' Day.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2243 | Read count: 2561 | Published: Mar 30, 2011 | Updated: Mar 31, 2011
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In Which Draco Malfoy is Jealous of a House by Boogum    (Reviews - 21)

Everyone has at least one rival. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be a house.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Married Life of Draco Malfoy
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1540 | Read count: 4228 | Published: Nov 29, 2009 | Updated: Nov 29, 2009
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In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce by Boogum    (Reviews - 11)

Ginny had wanted it to be perfect. Draco had wanted it to be over. But no one can guarantee they'll always get what they want, even at Christmas.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Married Life of Draco Malfoy
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4169 | Read count: 4108 | Published: Dec 14, 2009 | Updated: Dec 15, 2009
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It's Only a Mouse by Boogum    (Reviews - 10)

Everyone has an irrational fear. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be more ridiculous than most.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2511 | Read count: 2575 | Published: Apr 08, 2010 | Updated: Apr 09, 2010
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Just Another Cute Meet by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Ginny removed the bagel from her mouth. "Really? We haven't seen each other in years and all you can say is 'Weasley' like we're still at Hogwarts? What about sorry?" She pointed at her coffee-stained shirt. "Look what you did!"
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 8241 | Read count: 2688 | Published: Apr 04, 2017 | Updated: Apr 28, 2017
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Kismet by Boogum    (Reviews - 35)

When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 23509 | Read count: 17754 | Published: Jun 06, 2010 | Updated: Oct 17, 2010
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Mystery of the Magic 8 Ball by Boogum    (Reviews - 9)

What harm could possibly arise over the discovery of a Magic 8 Ball?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1596 | Read count: 2672 | Published: Dec 01, 2009 | Updated: Dec 01, 2009
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Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum    (Reviews - 17)

Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley’s latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6538 | Read count: 3559 | Published: Mar 21, 2011 | Updated: Mar 22, 2011
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Of Cavalier Heroes and Little Damsels in Distress by Boogum    (Reviews - 11)

“Oh, please,” Ginny begged to the wild land at large. “If there really is a God, will you please help me get out of this stupid stream?”

“I haven’t had a woman call me ‘God’ before, but I must say that you do make a sad picture as far as damsels in distress go.”

Ginny let out a yelp of fright and almost lost her hold on the branch. She clutched at it wildly again, regaining her grip, and then she turned her head to examine the owner of the amused voice that had so rudely frightened her. He was tall, blond and handsome. He was also laughing, clearly enjoying her discomfort.

Her heart sank. It was Draco Malfoy.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5119 | Read count: 3107 | Published: Feb 07, 2010 | Updated: Feb 07, 2010
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Of Cliches and Truffles by Boogum    (Reviews - 4)

In which Draco Malfoy makes a terrible mistake, Ginny Weasley tries to help him, truffles are consumed, and Valentine's Day is properly celebrated.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5299 | Read count: 2268 | Published: Feb 13, 2011 | Updated: Feb 14, 2011
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