"Draco?"
"Mmm?"
"I think Voldemort just seated himself at the table behind you."
"That's nice." He said absently.
"Ron and Harry just sat with him."
"Excellent."
"They're both wearing 'we love Draco' t shirts and are motioning that they'd like to see you naked."
"Lovely."
"So if you could just take your pants off and swing your penis at them, I'm sure they'd be satisfied enough for tonight and go away."
"What?" He said, looking at her in horror
I LOVE IT!!! :P
OMG, I love this line: "Good because I don't like you either, you foul-tempered sour puss."
It's the funniest thing that's ever been said to Snape of all people. I love your story, it's brilliant! The most humorous story I've ever read!
Can't believe that they did that. The little retorts between Ali and Snape was funny. Wondering what their parents are going to say once they find out. Can't wait to read the next chapter.
Snape was very irritated about it.
I love your Snape! Hes just so...huggable in a dark and snarky kind of way ;D. I loved the banter between him and Ali. Shes so good when it comes to sharp remarks, but of course she gets that from Draco...Hmm... It'll be interesting to see how 'Professor' Malfoy treats Ali in class....
That was awesome! I loved Ginny's sarcasm when Draco got distracted. "They're all wearing I love draco t-shirts and motioning that they'd like to see you naked." Getting married in pajamas is even better! Now I wanna go and do so! Brilliant!
That was awesome! I loved Ginny's sarcasm when Draco got distracted. "They're all wearing I love draco t-shirts and motioning that they'd like to see you naked." Getting married in pajamas is even better! Now I wanna go and do so! Brilliant!
**snickering** We all know that Snpe loves being called Grandpa Snape he just doesn't want to admit it **still snickering**
Bloody brilliant. My favorite part was Snape's jet black pj's!
Author's Response: Thank you. I'm quite fond of Snape in his PJs myself. Perhaps... overly fond.
Okay, I love this chapter, especially the scene in the restaurant, unfortunatly I was at work and lauqhing so hard I almost died.
Author's Response: Um hmm. You should not read most of my stuff in a public setting. Thanks for liking it so well though.