Category: Completed Short StoriesThe hazards of eschewing tradition.
Because the Fourth of July is my favorite, and there was a terrible lack of Fourth of July fics. This may have something to do with it not being an English holiday and entirely overlooks the fact that wizards may or may not celebrate muggle holidays, so I came up with a holiday for them.
That, and it was too funny not to share. Based on a true story from a Fourth a few years past, with some artistic license.
Disclaimer: HP is not mine; JKR, WB, et al have no idea that I'm writing this; and I don't think so highly of myself that I even pretend I could make money off this.