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Stupefy! by Lunaeyes    (Reviews - 14)

To make the thieving Ginny Weasley his girlfriend, Draco must also tolerate her overly affectionate partner, Blaise Zabini. How much can one wizard take?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Subject 1121 by Mynuet    (Reviews - 16)

The nucleus accumbens is a collection of neurons within the forebrain. It is thought to play an important role in fear, addiction, and sex.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Horror
Warnings: Non-consensual sex
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Symmetry by fallingskyes    (Reviews - 24)

Ginny is convinced that Draco Malfoy is a complete and utter prat. And yet, at the same time, she is convinced that he's not. DG, obviously. A fluffy little oneshot.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Ten Pretty Girls by Firei    (Reviews - 14)

Based off of a challenge posted on the DGFanFic list by Terra King. Song-fic to the song "Ten Pretty Girls." One-shot.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Ten Years Later, or Pud's Rewrite of the DH Epilogue by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 191)

*DH SPOILERS* Consider yourself warned.

This is my attempt to correct some of the wrongs...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Academy by Sarea Okelani    (Reviews - 31)

While at the Ministry’s Auror training academy, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy learn that being friends might be harder than being foes. Or, “And that’s why you don’t teach your worst enemy lessons.”

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Barest Hint of Lemon by applecede    (Reviews - 85)

Draco Malfoy smelled like citrus lemons.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Bet by Mynuet    (Reviews - 25)

Draco slept with Ginny because of a bet, and the time for reckoning is at hand.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Christmas Scheme by Saskia_181    (Reviews - 9)

Ginny has a life so neat and happy that she is getting bored. She is not a witch to take matters lying down and lures Draco away on Christmas night to carry out her wicked Christmas Scheme.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Consequences of Boredom by CCC    (Reviews - 15)

Nineteen year old Ginny is stuck at Grimmauld Place with Draco. Boredom leads to interesting things.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Grimm Truth by KT_Tonguetied    (Reviews - 11)

After something as trivial as a book destroyed Ginny Weasley's innocence, she finds that other books in themselves could work as the catalyst in bringing herself and the unimaginable Draco Malfoy together.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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The Head Boy's Laundry by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 55)

The closest she can get to him is his clothing...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Joke's On Us by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 12)

Ginny fills in for a sick George delivering Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes products, but becomes suspicious of one customer in particular...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Masque by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 31)

At a masquerade, Ginny meets someone intriguing.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Reformation by seegrim    (Reviews - 16)

Draco and Ginny commemorate a new beginning.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Tale of the Pumpkin Thief by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 47)

Draco gets caught red-handed.

A Halloween Hogwarts era jumbo-size D/G drabble.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Tempest by KateinVA    (Reviews - 34)

Ginny likes to sneak down to the Great Hall when she can't sleep. Draco hates patrolling the grounds.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Truce by Yazethet    (Reviews - 25)

Ginny shows up to Draco's residence claiming she is done with their years-long prank war and would like to call a truce. Secretly, she has no intention of allowing Draco to get away with his most recent prank and is determined to get even through good old fashioned blackmail. Draco, on the other hand, has plans of his own.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Twelve Days of Christmas by goddess_of_ether    (Reviews - 49)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing . . .

"Dance with me, Weasley."

"Fine. But only to keep you safe from Mrs. Delacour."

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Vault Incident by Myanceris    (Reviews - 41)

Draco and Ginny get locked into the Malfoy vault when a Goblin has an unfortunate accident. How on earth are they going to pass the time until they are rescued...? One-shot, PWP Smutty goodness. Oh, and there is a teeny, tiny, insignificant HBP spoiler. But the only way you'd recognise it is to have read HBP. So I doubt it really counts.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Ties by Persephone33    (Reviews - 45)

She had won. She had finally won. She was sure of it. He would not be pleased. And this thought made her smile.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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To Inspire a Malfoy by girlMalfoy    (Reviews - 32)

What do an arrogant writer lacking inspiration and a rebellious redhead have in common? Nothing much. But when an accident of magic throws them together, Ginny learns what it takes to inspire a Malfoy.



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Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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To Make a Malfoy Festive by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 65)

Ginny thinks no one is immune to her Christmas spirit, but then she's never tested the theory on Draco Malfoy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Trying Something New by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 12)

She'd heard about this from a friend of hers, and Draco had thought that they were crazy. But Ginny was curious, and he was willing to try just about anything with her.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Under The Blankets and Dreaming by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 35)

Sleeping Draco + wet dream = Lusty Ginny

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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