Paranoid_Schemer [Contact]

Real name: Gin
Registered: Aug 19, 2006
Membership status: Member

I'm a recent college graduate that has been reading fanfiction since around 2001, I've come a long way haven't I? I was introduced to this wonderful ship with a little story written by, then fanfic author, Cassandra Claire which then caused me to obsessively search the web for every D/G story ever written lol. Since the opening of this site I religiously live here and troll FF.net when I can't get my fix. I'm not much of a writer but I can appreciate and admire some of the plots that have been developed and written here, as well as the authors who've created these stories and take the time out of their schedules to allow us an escape from reality. I'm always up for discussing stories, anything D/G, or just meeting new individuals who share this guilty pleasure of mine :)

A Day in Court by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 15)

No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop. A courtroom drama featuring shenanigans and a case of impotence.

Written for alura_embrey for the 2011 DG Fic Exchange. Winner of Best Smut.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Lining in Silver by Peki    (Reviews - 41)

For all their acidic wit, they were pathetic when it came to real talking...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi    (Reviews - 524)

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award for Best Romance- Non Canon on Mugglenet

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is.*

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (girl), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Tales of Two Matchmakers
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Anything you can do, I can do better by Peki    (Reviews - 24)

"It was a war, and he was determined to see her back down first." ~ Written for the D/G smutakkah 2006.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 136)

Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 56)

He looked at the wall for a long time. “I can paint anything I want?” he asked finally.

She nodded. “Anything.”

“I want to paint you.”

This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE!!! I can't even believe it! I'm so elated! I can't even fathom how this happened! *faints* I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it!

COMPLETED!

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Diversionary Tactics by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 104)

*Winner of Rainpuddle's Great Draco & Ginny Fic Contest 2006* Covert operative needed- Passport, intrigue and romance required; no experience necessary. Please enquire within.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Ginny Weasley, Hit Wizard by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 41)

Ginny Weasley was dedicated to her job as a Hit Wizard and nothing else. But when an investigation turns her life upside down, Ginny finds herself analyzing her morality--and having tea with a Malfoy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Hesperides' Apple by ogygiasylph    (Reviews - 871)

When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Kissing the Wrong Ginny. by CCC    (Reviews - 294)

Draco and Pansy like to play games. What happens when a Polyjuice Plan goes wrong?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Mine by Findabhiar Aery    (Reviews - 144)

Draco Malfoy watched Ginny Weasley for years. Now, ten years after leaving Hogwarts, he has his chance in the world of big business.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Owned by Mynuet    (Reviews - 216)

Draco owns the Furies, a quidditch team which just happens to have a certain Ginny Weasley on the roster. After some flying in the rain, their relationship turns physical and may eventually develop a smidgen of plot.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Paid in Full by Aurora    (Reviews - 28)

What would you do, if the price was right?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Non-consensual sex
Completed: No
Series: None
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Political Animals by Aquinnah    (Reviews - 62)

Working for the Department of Mysteries teaches Draco Malfoy many things: Play the man. Everyone lies. Collateral damage is inevitable. But when he's the man being played and Ginny Weasley becomes collateral damage - well, you know what they say. All's fair in love, war, and hard and dirty politics.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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The Barest Hint of Lemon by applecede    (Reviews - 85)

Draco Malfoy smelled like citrus lemons.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Bet by fairgirl    (Reviews - 130)

Draco, Ginny and a bet which will lead them further than they thought...

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Non-consensual sex
Completed: No
Series: None
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The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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The Truce by Yazethet    (Reviews - 25)

Ginny shows up to Draco's residence claiming she is done with their years-long prank war and would like to call a truce. Secretly, she has no intention of allowing Draco to get away with his most recent prank and is determined to get even through good old fashioned blackmail. Draco, on the other hand, has plans of his own.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Use Me by recension    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny's been having urges, but she can't ask anyone who loves her to give her what she really craves. When you need someone to use you, you should ask someone who doesn't care about you.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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