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Registered: Aug 26, 2004
Membership status: Member

Here to satisfy the impeccable affinity for white-blond-silver meets red-chocolate-freckles. :) If you'd like to see my fics, art, recommendations for fics and authors, or general HP-related links and etc, please check out the Memories section of my livejournal. I'm currently working on a few stories. The more feedback a fic gets, the more swiftly the inspiration flows, and the faster I'll put up a new chapter. I also love alluding to cool people, especially enthusiastic reviewers. (For a mortifyingly apt example of this tendency, check out the fifth chapter of "Ginny Weasley and the Online Date.") Nerdiness is uber-cool. :oD

Hey, Baby -- how can I know so many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Favorite Stories

A Day in Court by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 15)

No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop. A courtroom drama featuring shenanigans and a case of impotence.

Written for alura_embrey for the 2011 DG Fic Exchange. Winner of Best Smut.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8216 | Read count: 5625 | Published: Sep 27, 2011 | Updated: Sep 27, 2011
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Comments: Courtroom coitus

A Perfect Hand To Hold by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 35)

They don't hold hands when they walk anymore and it troubles her to no end. But she is not the only one greatly troubled and when the silence is finally broken, a few tears will be shed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3819 | Read count: 4549 | Published: Jun 30, 2006 | Updated: Jul 01, 2006
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Comments: Very sweet -- lots of fears, but a good overcoming of them.

A Study of the Mind by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 93)

Slightly AU It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes. A bit of a crossover with the world of Wicked.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 17 | Word count: 53426 | Read count: 21019 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Apr 30, 2007
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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi    (Reviews - 524)

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award for Best Romance- Non Canon on Mugglenet

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is.*



Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (girl), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Tales of Two Matchmakers
Table of Contents

Chapters: 50 | Word count: 316158 | Read count: 130318 | Published: Oct 12, 2006 | Updated: Mar 29, 2007
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A Very Malfoy Christmas Carol by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 15)

Christmas present for Pipperstorms. When Draco Malfoy loses the Christmas spirit, a series of unusual events, with some unusual people, come in to get him back on track. Reposted on FanFiction.net by me.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5289 | Read count: 3615 | Published: Jan 04, 2010 | Updated: Jan 04, 2010
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Comments: Sweet, in an endearingly befuddled way.

After Hours by Maleficent    (Reviews - 70)

In the showers after hours, someone unexpected shows up...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3161 | Read count: 12716 | Published: Oct 21, 2004 | Updated: Oct 21, 2004
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All's Well That Ends... Finally by Anise    (Reviews - 59)

A silly drabble about what would inevitably happen if Harry and Ginny ever got (God forbid) married. Anyone expecting intricate plotting or vast character development will be disappointed, but leather pants are involved, however tangentially.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 910 | Read count: 7109 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43914 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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And The Winner Is... by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 5)

Ginny might have won one competition, but there's always another...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 685 | Read count: 3481 | Published: Jan 27, 2011 | Updated: Jan 27, 2011
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Comments: Smut-tastic!

Anniversary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 153)

In progress. Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 11426 | Read count: 39781 | Published: Dec 07, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2007
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Anything you can do, I can do better by Peki    (Reviews - 24)

"It was a war, and he was determined to see her back down first." ~ Written for the D/G smutakkah 2006.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7118 | Read count: 10646 | Published: Jan 05, 2007 | Updated: Jan 05, 2007
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Baking Lessons by Embellished    (Reviews - 32)

Draco finds Ginny baking in the kitchens. Has he bitten off more than he can chew?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4372 | Read count: 6845 | Published: Jan 30, 2005 | Updated: Jan 30, 2005
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Comments: A bit too fluffy, but this line is cute: "A cake is a real gift. A true gift, because I made it myself. Something I buy wouldn't mean as much." "Something you buy would mean much more. It would mean you could buy it."

Bands by Mynuet    (Reviews - 101)

Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5666 | Read count: 15700 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Bare Naked by Dee    (Reviews - 49)

Aurors-in-training get paid shit and Ginny wants her independence. Which wouldn't be a problem for Draco if Blaise didn't have a fetish for naked Muggles.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8035 | Read count: 4233 | Published: May 05, 2005 | Updated: May 05, 2005
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Benefit of the Wrong by amor_quies    (Reviews - 15)

No matter how much we try to deny ourselves, there is no resisting. The thought is always there, that little inkling of curiosity, the appeal of the forbidden.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1073 | Read count: 3170 | Published: Dec 07, 2006 | Updated: Dec 07, 2006
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Blanket List by VickyVicarious    (Reviews - 44)

Draco brings out thirteen darn good excuses, but none of them seem to be working. Inspired by this site's "blanket" skin.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1663 | Read count: 4832 | Published: Nov 24, 2008 | Updated: Nov 24, 2008
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Breaking Frost by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 23)

It's never too late for a change of heart.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4323 | Read count: 6328 | Published: Dec 25, 2007 | Updated: Dec 25, 2007
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Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 56)

He looked at the wall for a long time. “I can paint anything I want?” he asked finally.

She nodded. “Anything.”

“I want to paint you.”

This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE!!! I can't even believe it! I'm so elated! I can't even fathom how this happened! *faints* I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it!

COMPLETED!

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 17659 | Read count: 14945 | Published: Sep 19, 2011 | Updated: Nov 16, 2011
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Comments: Big winner at dg fic exchange

Color Commentary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 28)

Draco can’t stand the reporter for Quidditch World Weekly. She grates on his every nerve, until she’s gone.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1703 | Read count: 4123 | Published: Apr 25, 2009 | Updated: Apr 25, 2009
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Comments: Quippy dialogue. No racy scenes, but cute.

Come Away With Me by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 29)

Mynuet's Birthday Fic. Dark Directed-verse ficlet set not long after the ending of DD. I pitched this idea to Mynuet on her birthday, and she said she wanted me to write it out, so I did. Sadly I got hung up on the smut, so it's a very late birthday present. I hope it's all you hoped for, Shar! Happy Birthday!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dark Directed
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2223 | Read count: 6385 | Published: Jul 22, 2004 | Updated: Jul 22, 2004
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Contractual Obligations by gidge_8    (Reviews - 751)

Selling herself into a marriage contract, Ginny finds herself playing a deadly game, ultimately pitting her husband against her lover and a father against his son. Many twists and turns, depth and evil characters - and a long story of sweet and true love.

New! Epilogue is up! Yes, I know, the story has been "complete" for a couple of years, but this ending has been partially written for a long time and it ties up some loose ends.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 32 | Word count: 165632 | Read count: 101820 | Published: Sep 05, 2008 | Updated: Jan 05, 2014
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Crossing into Chaos by Emeral_eyes    (Reviews - 512)

*Completely AU* In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only a few things matter: pureblood, money and power. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive her 7 years at Hogwarts, a school where the children of the richest and most powerful wizards dominate over others. Denying her natural instincts, she managed to make it into her 6th year without offending any of the cruel and powerful Slytherins - especially that horrible Draco Malfoy. Until one day, she crosses a line, and her peaceful existence is shattered forever. A story filled with adolescent drama, clash of the classes, angst, jealousy, ridiculous pride and love triangles (and squares).
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 20 | Word count: 208337 | Read count: 314812 | Published: Apr 28, 2006 | Updated: Nov 18, 2012
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D/G Classics from The People by Mynuet    (Reviews - 109)

The Top Twenty Short and Long D/G fics, as chosen by the general populace.
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 402 | Read count: 49569 | Published: Aug 27, 2005 | Updated: Dec 29, 2005
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Decapitated Chocolate Frogs by haniqua    (Reviews - 28)

Draco and Ginny are separating after five years together... But are either of them really ready to let go?
A tale of unrequited love, denial, and politically incorrect halloween costumes.

Written for a DG Forum fic exchange.


Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 23272 | Read count: 11312 | Published: Sep 12, 2013 | Updated: Sep 19, 2013
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Die, with a "T" by gidge_8    (Reviews - 149)

A chubby Draco and the physical trainer from hell. What more can I say? A D/G twist on dieting and an ending sweeter than candy floss. Enjoy. :)
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 34144 | Read count: 52658 | Published: Mar 30, 2009 | Updated: May 01, 2011
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