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Real name: i
Registered: Aug 26, 2004
Membership status: Member

Here to satisfy the impeccable affinity for white-blond-silver meets red-chocolate-freckles. :) If you'd like to see my fics, art, recommendations for fics and authors, or general HP-related links and etc, please check out the Memories section of my livejournal. I'm currently working on a few stories. The more feedback a fic gets, the more swiftly the inspiration flows, and the faster I'll put up a new chapter. I also love alluding to cool people, especially enthusiastic reviewers. (For a mortifyingly apt example of this tendency, check out the fifth chapter of "Ginny Weasley and the Online Date.") Nerdiness is uber-cool. :oD

Hey, Baby -- how can I know so many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Favorite Stories

The Different Days of Draco Malfoy by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 51)

Ginny knows Draco's patterns better than anyone, but she finds that some days, people just surprise you.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4663 | Read count: 7913 | Published: Aug 01, 2006 | Updated: Aug 01, 2006
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The Enemy of Souls by Jaden Malfoy    (Reviews - 121)

After an unexpected attack on Hogsmeade takes the lives of several loved ones, Ginny Weasley is left with only grief as a remnant of war. But what she never anticipated, in the wake of all the tragedy, was to find her will to live again in the form of a bawling, grey-eyed baby left to die in the wreckage of battle... the baby of Draco Malfoy. REVISED VERSION.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 21 | Word count: 170678 | Read count: 57158 | Published: Aug 28, 2006 | Updated: Sep 26, 2009
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The First Sign of Spring by Embellished    (Reviews - 30)

There was only one thing that could bring the students of Hogwarts together, across house lines, rich and poor, pureblood and Muggleborn alike... the Seventh Year Streak.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2791 | Read count: 2219 | Published: Mar 27, 2005 | Updated: Mar 27, 2005
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The Girls of Hogwarts by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 55)

Ginny's caught writing faux love letters to Draco from girls in other houses. When he steals her sole quill in retribution, Ginny's forced into a twisted game of domination and submission. WARNINGS: violence, perhaps a little blood, D/s, and mind-fucks.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 10659 | Read count: 22072 | Published: Oct 03, 2004 | Updated: Jan 19, 2005
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The Golden Heliotrope by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 11)

As part of the Rehabilitation Program after the war, Draco Malfoy has to work for Ginny Weasley. As a dish washer. Somehow it all works out anyway...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 14796 | Read count: 2538 | Published: Sep 18, 2011 | Updated: Sep 18, 2011
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Comments: Cute, sexy, etc

The Icing on the Cake by Nokomis    (Reviews - 32)

In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3551 | Read count: 3581 | Published: Jul 10, 2004 | Updated: Jul 10, 2004
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Comments: Very cute, and tongue-in-cheek. PWP?

The Lush Life by Vesanmyn    (Reviews - 657)

A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solve….Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 27031 | Read count: 82300 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 28, 2007
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The Malfoy Frog Prince by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 30)

A fanfictional adaptation of the well known tale about the Frog Prince, in which Draco is a frog and Ginny is a closeted kleptomaniac.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4486 | Read count: 3939 | Published: Oct 02, 2007 | Updated: Oct 03, 2007
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The Mischief Maker by Saskia_181    (Reviews - 29)

Draco is after Ginny and doesn’t care who knows it. As far as Ginny knows, it's just another game.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2618 | Read count: 3823 | Published: Dec 16, 2010 | Updated: Dec 17, 2010
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Comments: Nose crinkling

The Morning After (Addicted to Love) by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 26)

There's a Weasley in Draco's bed! How did she get there?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 7106 | Read count: 6469 | Published: Aug 27, 2006 | Updated: Aug 27, 2006
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Comments: Unapologetic smut, involving drunkenness + waking up the next day.

The Naked Truth by Jude Fawley    (Reviews - 11)

The missing section (i.e., the smut) from Chapter 8 of Sue Bridehead’s work in progress, “Unbidden Desires.” Her version is somewhat 'smoothed over' to keep it at PG-13 – but I have it on good authority from Moaning Myrtle that this is what really happened. ;)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3733 | Read count: 1575 | Published: Dec 14, 2004 | Updated: Dec 14, 2004
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The Palest Nights Are Yours by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 17)

Ginny was used to not dealing with things that bothered her. She was used to ignoring when things went wrong. She's not used to having to deal with things, and she's not used to sharing her thoughts. This is now something entirely new to deal with, and she never expected Draco Malfoy to be able to help her. Or become as important as he does.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6722 | Read count: 1703 | Published: Aug 23, 2010 | Updated: Aug 23, 2010
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Comments: Very touching, ESP the prayer

The Plan by Mynuet    (Reviews - 115)

Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dowdy, dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and formulate a plan. Snape cooks! Goyle cowers! Fun is had. D/G and R/H, written before OotP
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 15 | Word count: 24223 | Read count: 107300 | Published: Jun 02, 2004 | Updated: Jun 02, 2004
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Comments: Nerds --> Sexpots!

The Potions Master's Nephew by SeverelySnaped    (Reviews - 86)

When a potion goes horribly wrong, Professor Snape is transformed and seemingly trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Much to his disgust he finds himself enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus. [written pre-OotP]
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 14 | Word count: 123558 | Read count: 55763 | Published: Oct 16, 2009 | Updated: Nov 10, 2009
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Comments: Severely Snaped is an awesome name. Great concept, too.

The Professor Malfoy Series by Mynuet    (Reviews - 74)

Continuing where the Cabana Boy Draco series will leave off whenever I finish writing it, we pick up during Ginny's seventh year, when she and Potions professor Malfoy get up to all sorts of naughtiness. In this first installment, Draco is attempting to teach a class when Ginny gives him a most interesting birthday surprise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 13535 | Read count: 18885 | Published: Jun 09, 2004 | Updated: Jun 27, 2004
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Comments: I

The Proper Usage of a Storage Shed by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 105)

You know how girlfriends are- they manoeuvre you into doing the stupidest things. That's how I ended up sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Sure, you could say that the actual sleeping part was my fault, but they led me down the path, damn it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8316 | Read count: 36927 | Published: May 16, 2007 | Updated: May 21, 2007
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Comments: Quite hotttt, with fluff-good smut.

Their Game by Persephone33    (Reviews - 31)

Draco overhears Ginny giving a friend advice, that dating is just a game. He decides to try to play with Ginny.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2910 | Read count: 4259 | Published: Jan 04, 2008 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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There is Another Sky by Terra    (Reviews - 37)

Four years, five months and twenty-three days. Ginny feels the weight of every minute with no regrets because each second has dragged her that much closer to Draco Malfoy.

You know that moment when time stands still and you’re suspended above everything, catching all the angles? And somehow you know this here, this now matters?

Yes.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 23328 | Read count: 4918 | Published: Jun 08, 2010 | Updated: Jun 17, 2010
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Comments: Pointed, and sometimes witty. "It’s easier to believe in freedom when you’re surrounded by steel bars and oceans. Harder when you get it and it’s hollower than biting into water.”

Threads by Pepperjelly    (Reviews - 4)

He's in his sixth year. She's in her fifth. He was a Slytherin and she a Gryffindor. Will they ever end up together? Watch, my dears, and learn how in this prequel to my current fic Musubiya Mystery Theatre.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Starlight Chronicles
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1234 | Read count: 4467 | Published: Feb 27, 2007 | Updated: Feb 27, 2007
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To The Unaware by applecede    (Reviews - 14)

Draco and Ginny are living in the same house in the war.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4417 | Read count: 3599 | Published: Jan 21, 2005 | Updated: Jan 21, 2005
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Truth Telling by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 3)

Draco has never truly admitted his feelings for Ginny in public, and they had never revealed their relationship to anyone outside of the Falmouth Falcons. This never used to be a problem...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2432 | Read count: 2336 | Published: Nov 11, 2011 | Updated: Nov 11, 2011
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Comments: Cute, though more for the PWP sexyness. :)

Under by tudorrose1533    (Reviews - 50)

Award-winning fic from the D/G Fic Exchange on LJ. "His body lies cold and still beside her; his mouth is open, an O, and his hair is drying, feathery, in wisps, over his closed eyes. That fair skin; that nearly white hair. Dead, he looks so young...."

The dark and tragic story of a journey Under...based on the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 11479 | Read count: 3818 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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Valley of the Dragons by gidge_8    (Reviews - 21)

Completely AU - The Auror Academy is located in the remote highlands of Scotland, in a valley frequented by the wildest of dragons. Ginny decides to attend, disguising herself as a boy, to follow a dream and a handsome blond Quidditch star.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Past AU
Genres: Action
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 9194 | Read count: 7877 | Published: Jan 05, 2012 | Updated: Mar 27, 2012
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Comments: hana kimi

Wards by Madame Puddifoot    (Reviews - 61)

“Don’t you have plans?” “They can wait.” Short pieces examining moments in Draco and Ginny’s unorthodox relationship.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 6359 | Read count: 4590 | Published: May 03, 2009 | Updated: Nov 17, 2009
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What Potter Doesn't Know by Pipperstorms    (Reviews - 38)

Potter is an idiot. He sits there, flirting, horribly, I might add, and still he gets no where. That’s because he doesn’t know the rules, wouldn’t know them even if they bit him. Fortunately, I know the rules. Not that it matters, the rules don’t apply to me. I’m not arrogant; I’m right. It isn’t being cocky if it’s true. When he wouldn’t pay her any attention, she went and found someone who would. Lucky girl, she caught the eye of the only man in this school who knew how to worship her properly.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3390 | Read count: 5665 | Published: Jul 06, 2008 | Updated: Jul 06, 2008
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Comments: With a hilarious parody song at the end.