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Registered: Aug 26, 2004
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Here to satisfy the impeccable affinity for white-blond-silver meets red-chocolate-freckles. :) If you'd like to see my fics, art, recommendations for fics and authors, or general HP-related links and etc, please check out the Memories section of my livejournal. I'm currently working on a few stories. The more feedback a fic gets, the more swiftly the inspiration flows, and the faster I'll put up a new chapter. I also love alluding to cool people, especially enthusiastic reviewers. (For a mortifyingly apt example of this tendency, check out the fifth chapter of "Ginny Weasley and the Online Date.") Nerdiness is uber-cool. :oD

Hey, Baby -- how can I know so many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 26)

Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait.

Won multiple awards!

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Adelagia    (Reviews - 197)

Convicted and incarcerated after the war, Draco is unexpectedly given a new lease on life.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Millions and Millions of Malfoys (And One Very Sleep-Deprived Ginny) by Anise    (Reviews - 401)

Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Mind Reader by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 27)

Ginny starts having strange visions of Draco Malfoy. Where are they coming from?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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More Than One Way Home by Vesica    (Reviews - 80)

Written for the 2006 DG_Smutakkah fic exchange. It hasn’t always been an easy road for them, but sometimes it takes getting really good and lost to find the way home again.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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My Anything by Eienvine    (Reviews - 363)

It's an old spell and an older oath, and Draco Malfoy would have laughed them off were he not in his present situation. Things being as they are, however, being married to Ginny Weasley might just be the answer to his problems. Pre-HBP.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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My Little Secret by Lissanne    (Reviews - 13)

Draco has a secret, and she has red hair.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Nearer To You by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 6)

A bad day at work for Ginny leads to more than she thought it would.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Nineteen Years Later... the Truth by Anise    (Reviews - 893)

What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...

Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:

Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”

Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”

“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.

“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.

“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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No Rhyme or Reason by Persephone33, Mynuet    (Reviews - 58)

This is a series of (eventually) one hundred scenes from the lives of Draco and Ginny. There is no overarching theme; each of these "chapters" is a stand alone ficlet. Some of them might go together, but we make no promises.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Hogwarts-era, Next Generation, Past AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Not Quite Elysium by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 31)

Only in death do you realize the mistakes you've made in life...and Ginny Weasley must have made a huge one if Draco Malfoy is in her Heaven!

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Not Quite Fate by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 933)

*COMPLETE* Destiny knew better than to bring these two together. One man, determined to draw back an errant Malfoy, is not so wise, and Ginny soon finds herself caught up in events that are not quite Fate.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Of Chartreuse Knickers and Countertransference by Anise    (Reviews - 51)

Draco could probably concentrate better on his psychology class if it weren’t for two things: he’s hiding out at Hogwarts from a murderous Voldemort, and Ginny Weasley is his tutor. It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon at the library, and Draco and Ginny are all alone. Will the primordial sexual drives of the id win out? Was Carl Rogers right about the power of unconditional positive regard? And why does existential angst have to keep rearing its ugly head? AU, set during Draco’s seventh year.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Of Daisies and Damages by Saskia_181    (Reviews - 20)

Draco and Harry are both after Ginny, demanding that she make a choice between them. She chose neither. That was a decision, wasn't it? Apparently, they didn't think so.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Of Dirty Pillows and Polyjuice Potion by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 10)

Winner of the 2009 Fic Exchange Award for "Best Smut".

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Off and On by Mynuet    (Reviews - 57)

Draco and Ginny have had a relationship, on and off, for years. What happens when Ginny decides she needs more?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Omega-13 by gidge_8    (Reviews - 27)

Every teenager has a moment that is so horrible and embarrassing that they wish it had never happened. Usually, they simply have to learn to live with the consequences. But, she is no ordinary teenager. She's a witch with access to a Time-Turner

[Second place winner in persephone33's Great D/G Time-Turner Contest 2009]

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Once More Into the Breach by Sarea Okelani, Jade Okelani    (Reviews - 28)

What can't be seen by the human eye...

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Once Upon a Time by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 22)

A silly Draco and Ginny fairy tale.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet    (Reviews - 113)

In a series of vignettes spanning ten years, Draco and Ginny form an enduring friendship, which eventually leads to more. Drugged confessions, Playstation abuse, weddings, Christmas shopping, blind dates, stripteases, an exploding wand, and R/Hr on the side. Each chapter corresponds to an element of a challenge, including a required item and phrase.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Owned by Mynuet    (Reviews - 216)

Draco owns the Furies, a quidditch team which just happens to have a certain Ginny Weasley on the roster. After some flying in the rain, their relationship turns physical and may eventually develop a smidgen of plot.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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PhD by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 67)

*COMPLETED* Featuring Ginny Weasley as graduate student in training, and an icy blond Slytherin as her supervisor. Toss in a couple of science jokes or nerdy pick-up lines, and there’s the perfect protocol for passion. (Er…)

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Pride & Prejudice by GoldenFawkes    (Reviews - 67)

Draco is proud and prejudiced, but he might not be the only one.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Promise Us Everything by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 130)

The fallout of a magical clandestine war is difficult to wade through, and reconstructing society takes work to be done right. Unfortunately, too many old prejudices remain. Ginny sees the world for what it is and is determined to fix it properly. This leads to all sorts of unlikely allies.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Red Herring by haniqua    (Reviews - 12)

Ginny Potter could become Ginny Weasley for one evening, just like how she would become another woman on any other night. Draco Malfoy wanted Ginny Weasley, and by Merlin he had her. Oneshot for Rowan Greenleaf's Polyjuice Brothel challenge at the DG Forum - rated M for smut.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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