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Real name: Saphira
Registered: Jul 03, 2007
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I never know what to put in these things... I'm Saphira (odd name, i know. Saphy is better), I'm English, i love love LOVE anything Beatles (and John Lennon) related... I write the occasional fic, you can read them below! :) Nothing like self advertising, eh?

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Not Quite an Affair by Rosalie    (Reviews - 522)

“You mustn’t tell them, Rose! Harry knows but Lily and the boys… you can’t breathe a word…”

When Rose Weasley went to her favorite aunt for advice on how to handle loving someone her family disapproved of, she never dreamed the older woman would have been able to relate so well. In the comfortable safety of her kitchen, Ginevra Potter told her niece everything and swore her to secrecy. But months later, when Ginevra notices that her daughter, Lily, is spending time with Scorpius Malfoy, Ginny realizes too late that the truth can never really be locked away. Children question their parents and their own identities and everyone must confront the past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Next Generation
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 32 | Word count: 108603 | Read count: 142205 | Published: Apr 11, 2009 | Updated: Dec 23, 2011
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Reviewer: LadySalmon Signed
Date: Jul 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Aftermath and Argument

Poor Harry :(



Author's Response: I know. ;) Oh well

Reviewer: LadySalmon Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Close Another Door

That was some pretty incredible writing, girl! I couldnt lap it up fast enough. You are a very very talented writer, let no one tell you otherwise.



Author's Response: Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it!

Millions and Millions of Malfoys (And One Very Sleep-Deprived Ginny) by Anise    (Reviews - 401)

Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 38 | Word count: 185356 | Read count: 62318 | Published: Apr 27, 2009 | Updated: Mar 07, 2010
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Reviewer: LadySalmon Signed
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Oh my GOD this chapter made me laugh. A lot.

Of Draco, Ginny, and the Excessively Extensive List of Salaciously Sexual Euphemisms by Anise    (Reviews - 64)

Either Dumbledore’s assignment of Draco and Ginny as Potions study partners was perfectly innocent, or it’s all part of Voldemort’s cunning plan to spread nastiness, evil, and complete and utter un-niceness over all of Hogwarts by getting his sinister junior Death Eater heir-to-darkness a shagging partner to perk up the apocalypse to come. Ron is convinced it’s the latter, especially once he learns the shocking truth about Ginny’s cherry pie, Draco’s remarkably long, hard stick, and the Undershorts of Evil. This fic is COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 17994 | Read count: 10547 | Published: Jul 08, 2009 | Updated: Jul 11, 2009
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Reviewer: LadySalmon Signed
Date: Jul 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

You're crazy, Anise. CRAZY!

Bizarre.

Hmmmm what was I going to say? I'm tired :O Yeah so good fic. I like this one. I'm kinda preferring it to MOM, because i don't like dark, twisted Draco/Ginny sex :( Thats not gonna happen in this fic, is it??? HAPPINESS!!!! PLEASE!!!

You made me laugh aloud a LOT. So thanks for that. I was feeling down and all and you cheered me up. Get better sooon!

Reviewer: LadySalmon Signed
Date: Jul 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Dumbledore patted her hand good-naturedly. “Yes, it is rather a nice arse, isn’t it?” he whispered conspiratorially. “Mr. Weasley’s tushie rather reminds me of Gilbert Grindelwald in his prime, actually.”

You’re more right than you know, thought Hermione.

Okay THAT made me laugh hard. Brilliant. Dumbledore saying 'tushie'. Ha ha.

FOUR CHAPTERS, Anise. I'm impressed. That has to be a record!!!