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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

Sunshine and Shadows by gotsnape    (Reviews - 197)

Ginny is looking for summer cash. Draco is looking for summer fun. Neither realize what they will eventually find.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 100107 | Read count: 15467 | Published: Apr 04, 2005 | Updated: Apr 13, 2007
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Date: Apr 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Morning Star

I adored it! I read the whole lot all atonce and now I am dying for more. Interesting take on the Dark Lord in the Chamber thing... and I a,m really hoping that Draco will keep his earlier promise... that he will get the guy who did that to her... convieniently this could be a set up for him helping the good-guys. As long as he doesn't marry that bint Parkinson. Great story.. can't wait for more! ;)

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Date: Apr 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10- The Evening Star

This chapter was brill! I adored the play -- and I loved that they actually seemed to get along but their characters weren't so drastically drifferent than they really would be. Another fabulos chapter. Can't wait for more.. though I am quite worried that Draco may be better at Divination than he thinks... that last line... Interesting choice of words Draco boy!

Perfectly Manicured by Madame Puddifoot    (Reviews - 56)

“So do you get manicures or are your nails just naturally like that?” Ginny could have kicked herself for saying the absolutely first thing that came to mind. One-Shot.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1306 | Read count: 4400 | Published: Apr 19, 2005 | Updated: Apr 19, 2005
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Date: Dec 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

WOW! I love it. I've long been a fan of Draco's hands but WOW! ;)

Primrose Path by Adelagia    (Reviews - 196)

Ginny, Draco, Quidditch, and entirely too close quarters. Being forced to train, play, and live with Draco for a season gives Ginny a whole new understanding of and appreciation for the amazing bouncing ferret. Ginny's POV.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 18937 | Read count: 44932 | Published: Apr 19, 2005 | Updated: May 23, 2007
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Date: Sep 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Very nice beginning. Ginny is a dear.

Favourite line?

"If I worked for Percy, he'd probably make me live in the office anyway. Y'know, just to make sure no cauldron escaped intense scrutiny."

*clicks next*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two

*rubs hands together*

This is getting better and better. ;)

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Date: Sep 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three

I love this Ron - and cracked up with the Twins getting it out of her. ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six

Very nice. I especially loved the papers all over her room and that he just showed up... Fred cracked me up too! ;) Great Great job!

Happy Birthday by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 32)

Ginny ties Draco up for her birthday and gets some surprises of her own in return. My first attempt at a seriously smutty, naughty PWP!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3230 | Read count: 3940 | Published: Apr 23, 2005 | Updated: Apr 23, 2005
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Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: 1

I loved it all... but I particularly loved that last line, Ha Ha Ha! ;)

Quidditch by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 160)

Draco Malfoy inadvertently comes to Ginny Weasley's assistance during a game of Quidditch. The reverberations from his actions will rock his world for some time to come. Snarky Humor and Romance.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 16487 | Read count: 55125 | Published: May 03, 2005 | Updated: Jun 07, 2005
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Date: Feb 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Never, Ever, Do Anything Like That Again

This is one of my very favourites. I loved it the first ten times I read it and I loved it again when I rec'd it this week. I think your characterization was practically perfect. LOVED Draco (I always love Draco, I realize -- but here you make him all sorts of wonderful!) and I think you did a great job! WHAT A BRILLIANT story! Really brilliant! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Never, Ever, Do Anything Like That Again

I loved it. Especially all the help with psych 101. I thought the A/N were cute! ;) Adorable story. A real gem! ;)

Cliche Fic of Doom by Mynuet    (Reviews - 146)

A fic whose purpose is to eventually include every D/G cliche ever. Mary Sues and melodrama abound.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2108 | Read count: 2248 | Published: May 19, 2005 | Updated: May 19, 2005
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Date: Jan 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: In the Beginning

Wow! I love it. I love it with it's cliches. I get a vote for a fic youcontinue -- this one would be right up there at the top. Draco was wonderful. The jab at the transer girls was hillarious. You even hadme liking Harry - a bit. ;) *smooches you*

The More Things Stay the Same by Embellished    (Reviews - 25)

At a reunion, Ginny finds that although many things at Hogwarts have stayed the same, not everything (or everyone) is as she remembers.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 11264 | Read count: 8910 | Published: Jun 16, 2005 | Updated: Jun 30, 2005
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Date: Apr 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Epilogue

It was fabulous. Just Brilliant! I love Draco. Yes, yes I do. But your Ginny was brilliant too! Wow! Just brilliant!

A Wedding for Thought by Dracosgrl10    (Reviews - 25)

Weddings always bring up thoughts of the past. Four views on the magnificent relationship between Draco and Ginny on their wedding day.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4793 | Read count: 4620 | Published: Jun 19, 2005 | Updated: Jun 19, 2005
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Date: Jan 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 1

*cries*

It was wonderful! Really really wonderful!

Author's Response: Thank you for your review!

Anise's Only MST Fic by Anise    (Reviews - 75)

Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5922 | Read count: 5418 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 23, 2005
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Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Spirit of Valentine's Day

HA Ha Ha! I have no idea what an NST is... but it was brilliant! There are lines I sirisuly need to post to my LJ... but I don't think the Orange Crushers on my flist would appreciate them very much... ;)

The Result of a Drinking Binge by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 270)

Ginny Weasley wakes to find she's in quite a bit of trouble with possible lifelong consequences. *COMPLETE*
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 19 | Word count: 49503 | Read count: 58628 | Published: Jul 11, 2005 | Updated: Sep 03, 2006
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Date: Feb 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 14: Beautiful

It is brilliant! And reading the whole thing kept me from typing the fic I needed to get done for the fic exchange. I blame you and your brilliant writing! ;) Oh well... I am completely absorbed in the story. My heart hurt SO SO much when Draco was standing and watching in the long grass (a few chapters agao I know... but still) and then Mike. My guess is that Mike is a paparazzi. Can't wait for the next installment! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I really needed a review that was more than \"It\'s great!\" and not something with any more harsh constructive criticism. Honestly, with what it said and how it was stated, I considered jerking the fic before it was done and reworking everything...and that would have taken until at least mid-July as I\'m in my last semester of college. Thank you so much. I really do appreciate it.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 15: Raging

Such a good chapter! I knew I hated Mike. Evil Evil MIke. Can't keep his hands off another man's family!

I'd give sugars to Draco.

Author's Response: Ha! You crack me up!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 16: The Birthday Party

Ususally it's Ginny that is the rational one, but seriously, WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?? He justwants to talk it out, but NO, she's being a pscycho. They should do the veritaserum thing, then she'd know he was tellingthe truth. So, you're telling me I have to wait all the way until next sunday to get the next chapter? ;)

Author's Response: Yep, next Sunday the next chapter will be posted. That will be what -- chapter 16? I think so. That can only mean one thing -- only two chapters after that (three from now) to go until the fic is all over! I should get to work writing something else, shouldn\'t I?!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 17: Better

As much as I adore the story, I'm wondering how on earth they both felt shagging would answer the problem. Draco is really thick, isn't he. Now that she's pregnant she's never going to realise he loves her. He really loves her and he's not going to get a fair chance because she'll think the preganancy was either a contrived plan on his part, or another roadblock for her to be happy. If he asks her to marry him she'll think he's only doing out of obligation. The only thing that would bring resolution, in my mind, would be for her to loose the baby and him still love her. Then at least she wouln know he's there for her. But I'm sure you have a very clever plan and I look forward to reading all about it! ;)

Author's Response:
Her losing the baby and then finally realizing that he loves her would be very \"Movie of the Week\" -- don\'t you think? Nah, I don\'t like miscarriages -- at least not for this story.

Only two chapters left! I can\'t wait to hear (or, rather, see!) what you have to say!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 18: Giving Up

I think it's incredibly sad that Ginny feels that she has to change herself. Sadly, I think that it would almost be better for them NOT to be in a relationship than have these sorts of issues. And only one chapter left? How on earth will you resolve this mess. I can only see Ginny being really happy if Draco leaves her the frak alone... and then this would hardly make Draco happy. So, I'm stumped. The chapter is brilliant (as usual) and I'm looking forward to the resolution! ;)

*huggles*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 19: Scarlet

Really really good!!!!! I'm so glad we had some happy resolution!!!

Author's Response: Even though the story was based on real life events, I\'m a sucker for a happy ending. I had to make the ending happy!

A Study of the Mind by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 101)

Slightly AU It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes. A bit of a crossover with the world of Wicked.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 17 | Word count: 53426 | Read count: 21018 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Apr 30, 2007
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Date: Feb 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Ginevra Weasley, Wizarding Psychologist

YAY! I am so glad you post here too... since HR is being completely mental. Now I can contiue reading the fic (which is, as we all know, my main motivation for being the md at HR -- I get to read before everyone else does!) while I wait for the host to fix the problem with the other archive! ;) YAY! ;)

Author's Response: XD Thanks, m\'dear! xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: Going Under

I've really enjoyed the whole fic, but I am just curious... will Draco ever be 'well' again. Is he even really 'unwell' or is this a plot device? ALSO -- how on earth can we have D/G smooching if she's going after his bastard cousin eh? Ah well... on to the next chapter :)

Author's Response: Hmm...at this point in time, I\'m thinking no, because he never recovers by the time the story\'s completed, but who knows? My sequel could do anything...And smooches with come, just not the whole full on racy/semiracy snog sessions that everyone is hoping for. xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Words So Leisured

MY guess--- Draco and Narcissa are exchanged bodies using Polyjuice and that's why Draco is constantly talking about himself in the third person.... Okay, I may be wrong, but the fic if fabulous! ;) YAY for more chapters! ;)

Author's Response: OMG. I LOVE your guess! I think that\'s the best one I\'ve ever had! Alas, it\'s wrong, but still, I have to give you credit for your creativity. Thanks for the review! I\'m off to update at HR! :D xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Catalyst

Yay! An update! ;)

I do not like Anotonio -- I do not like him in a train, i do not like him in the rain....

Author's Response: Thanks! I like the little Antonio rhyme, too! By the way, what\'s up with HR? xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 11: Get Together

Still don't like Antonio -- sorry... ;)

But Blaise intrigues me... and this sitch at the Christmas party... I'm intrigued! ;)

HR is completely buggered. The host needs to be AK'd seriously... she's not answering my emails anymore... but hopefully all is not lost... I am still trying... but just had a baby on the 25th of May and we just bought a house (move inon the 23rd of June) so it's a little hectic at the Salmon house right now... but I'm working on it! ;)

Author's Response: I\'m completely cool with the fact that you don\'t like Antonio. ;D Regarding HR, you should seriously move to another host. I would suggest my host, but she\'s no longer accepting hostees. AWWW!! :D Boy or girl? That\'s so exciting! Congrats! Thanks for your review! xoxox