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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

A Study of the Mind by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 101)

Slightly AU It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes. A bit of a crossover with the world of Wicked.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 17 | Word count: 53426 | Read count: 21018 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Apr 30, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 12: Informative Adventures

This is eventually going to be romantical? This will no doubt be an epic then... I was thinking when you were talking about the 'first one' that it was about Ginny... the 'first girl' he fell in love with perhaps? But no, I am proven wrong! This was fascinating!

Nothing new on the HR front. We had a baby girl - Elizabeth. :)

Author's Response: Yep. It will be romantical, I\'m almost done too (I think), so it shouldn\'t be too much longer. Elizabeth is a beautiful name. :) Again, congrats! Thanks again for your review! xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 13: Visiting Hours

I admit, I have no idea why you've made icky Antonio look like Draco... but I'll be patient. Glad to hear this will be romantical... but you meant D/G romantical right? ;) Interesting that Lowe was shut in the clink for trying to rescue Draco. He didn't even seem to want to participate. Hmmmm.. Anyway, thanks for the update! ;)

Author's Response: Yes, yes; D/G romatical. :) Thanks for the review! xoxox

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Oct 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 14: Plans

Interesting. And never fear about taking time with your updates... I'm positivly atrocious when it comes to updating mine! ;) Cheers!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! :)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Confusion

OH my gosh -- Draco is evil.

It's brilliant. What a fab chapter! ;)

Great kiss though. ;)

Author's Response: :D What can I say? He didn\'t get Andrea into Azkaban for nothing. Thanks for the review!

Lip Gloss by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 33)

Why should Draco care if Ginny Weasley wears lip gloss or not? Fluffy, AU, and happy - my current favorite!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1129 | Read count: 1802 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Jul 21, 2005
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Date: Apr 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Lip Gloss

HEE! I loved this. I think I've read it about a million times - still love it. HEE!

Mind Reader by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 27)

Ginny starts having strange visions of Draco Malfoy. Where are they coming from?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7605 | Read count: 4050 | Published: Jul 25, 2005 | Updated: Jul 25, 2005
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Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Mind Reader

Wow! Wow! Wow! *off to take cold shower*

Staring Rites by Echo    (Reviews - 10)

Just a crossover drabble wherein Draco and Ginny have been sent on a mission together with disasterous results.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 247 | Read count: 3141 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: drabbley

Since I've NO clue about BtVs... (I know what it is... but not exactly how this fic is related to it at all) I don't see the crossover -- but I enjoyed it immensly -- he deinitley SHOULD speak up! ;)

I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 252)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 152188 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: You talked to me first

I really enjoyed this beginning. I don't mind OOC Goyl at all -- Here's hoping you've molded all those smarmy Slytherins into something more palatable... ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Getting Mouthy with the Head Boy

I love that the Slytherins are like real people -- instead of 'evil monsters'! ;) And your LUNA cracks me up -- "possible pixie anal probe?" HA HA HA!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: I think there might be some method to this madness

Well... I'd like to know how Draco knows about Blaise's spanking fetish... that may be an interesting fic in itselt... and of course..."So where is Miss Lovegood, I wonder?"

"Here, sir." Luna said stepping out from behind Harry.
I nearly fell off my computer chair... too, too, funny! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: I'm here... I'm queer... Remember it!

I love your Luna. Ilove your Snape. I love that Snape has a cool exterior, but a curious and humerous inside, and I get that he really cares about his Slytherins... Great Chapter!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: But I WILL NOT wear pink

What is it with you people and arses?

HA HA HA! I love this little group... and I was actually glad that the trio (or the duo? Harry and Hermione) were impressed with Ginny's little speech with Lavender. What a bint, eh?

Author's Response: What is it with me and arses? Well, my LJ name is spankerella... you figure it out. *wink*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: I can't believe you spanked Blaise Zabini

Even if it was a perverted Slytherin manwhore.

Fabulous!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: You're not nice, even when you're nice, you're not nice

"Sir, if you wanted to take me home with you, all you had to do was ask. This elaborate ruse was completely unnecessary." Blaise is TOO, TOO adorable!
And Draco...
"Is it because his noggin's a bit on the large side?" This is why I love Draco.. he's sassy, but adorable at the same time! Great Chapter! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 15: He might be our princess, but you're our queen

"I think I've just gone into sugar shock."

Hee...hee...hee...

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 21: Polyjuice Perversions

Oh Spankie... you ROck girl! This fic made my day. I've been reading several kinda angsty fics lately and this one made me laugh so hard I nearly wet my pants (not hard for a 7 month pregnant girl to do) and I adored all of your characters and... oh just everything. The only downside was that Tracy didn't find a boy -- oh well -- in the sequal maybe Colin will come out of the closet, eh? ;) It was fabulous! I just adored it! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You talked to me first

Ahh.. the semi-quarterly reread of my favourite fanfic. This time, I've decided to review every chapter like it's my first time reading. *wipes happy tears from the memories*

The first fandom cliche that I embraced... The D/G bump. YAY!

You're Luna cracks me up. She's not as flighty as some people write her, but she's brilliant! And Goyle. LOVE Goyle - right down to his OOCness (which I now consider his in-character-ness...as I've decided this is actually canon versus JKR. ;))

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Getting Mouthy with the Head Boy

Still one of my favourite lines in all D/G fic...

"Draco doesn't hate you. I think it's another emotion altogether he feels for you."

And I say again... I need an icon that says, "My Blaise is white and has a spanking fetish" I swear. You make me love Blaise ALMOST as much as I love Draco. ;)

..."snogging the sass right out of her." HA HA HA!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: I think there might be some method to this madness

I love the description of Blaise here... "an ice cube in a human suit." *pets him* I love that he gets his knickers in a twist over the kids teasing and hiding Luna's stuff. *happy sighs*

And then happy Draco/Ginny kissing.

*squees the first of many squees I'm sure!*

You know, I'm glad Harry is very backgroundy in this. He is there to drag Ron away from beating the hell out of Blaise... but he stays out of the limelight. I can get behind a story like this!

And I haven't read this in months, and now I'm seeing that my Ginny in my exchange fic is oddly enough dating boys until she finds her grand match - that she finds is Draco when she kisses him. It must have totally been repressed in my memory. Favourite stories always change you for the better, I always say! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I'm here... I'm queer... Remember it!

It's official, Draco tastes like sin!

"He's the gayest wizard to grace Hogwarts since Lockhart... and I don't mean smiling-happy gay. He likes the man sex." HA HA HA!

and the B/L kiss in the Potions Closet - HOTTEST KISS EVER!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think she likes you

I love the whole description of the 'incident' when Draco is thinking that Corner isn't smart for rattling Blaise and then the nasty comment about Ginny sets HIM off. Pure brilliance!

"I think she likes you" -- I cackled. I admit it!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Yes, well, Luna, we started making out, but he couldn't find my arse

Another triumph. I know you always get the comments on Draco not being able to find Ginny's arse... so I'm going to share with you my SECOND favourite line... "The male slut of Slytherin had his eye on one girl. One. As in solitary. Hell must be getting very chilly." LOL! Snape here is WONDERFUL!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: But I WILL NOT wear pink

"Why are you lot determined to make me homosexual?!"

Why do I even have to explain why this is my favouritest fic ever? I LOVED it. I read it out loud to myself to make myself giggle more! It IS love!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Og great Godric, would you look at that spectacle

*happy sighs*

Is it enough that you already own half my soul? Seriously?

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Remember to whom you speak

Oh the warm fuzzies! *grins*