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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
Membership status: Member
Beta-reader: No

Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 252)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 152214 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: I can't believe you spanked Blaise Zabini

Ginny was glad someone had finally noticed what a great person Luna could be. Even if it was a perverted Slytherin manwhore.

I have forever connected Blaise and the Slytherin Man Whore as one entity. Brilliant!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I just couldn't keep myself to myself

HAHAHA! The very idea of Hannah Abbott sashaying,,, LOL!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: You're not nice, even when you're nice, you're not nice

The ravenclaws crack me right up with how textbooky they can be. Luna and her description of a handjob is priceless!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Toes weren't the only things up last night

Naked Blaise tied up... LOL! That sounded WAY naughtier than it should have!

And Hannah! I know because of the rpg that you've made me love her... but she's brilliant here too! "Hufflepuff here. Loyal. Not joking about the loyalty." -- *giggles*

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Well, we are about to die, you overblown shagging git

You know... one of my favourite lines/scenes in the whole bit is the "I follow no one but him" lines. I love that they've rallied behind Draco. It reminds me of my OTHER favourite story by Mynuet. I can TOTALLY get behind Draco being a leader! Smashing. Just Smashing!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: He might be our princess, but you're our queen

Oh No! It's coming to an end...

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: No, I had a banana

Again... Hannah. Dingle!

Incoherent... clearly!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: You shut your attractive hole. I am so an evil Slytherin git

"I'm not like your brothers. I see you, Ginny."

See... this is why I love Draco.

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: She also supports my affinity for nudity

LOL X100... Fig leaves!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: You gave the ferret your flower

I love that Luna's dad insisted on the contract thingy and that he's taken so much with Blaise. It's wonderful!

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Who else would I be, silly?

Ugh. I hate when people ask for a sequel. Hopefully people haven't chewed your ear off for one too badly. You could always tell them that you're too busy writing an rpg for my reading enjoyment. Anyone who knows me would understnad then, aye?

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Date: Jun 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Polyjuice Perversions

*happy sighs*

What a wonderful reread. Thank you dahling, Liz! ;)

Darling by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 24)

She is his Darling, and she will always be. [At last, proof of my disturbed mind. Rated for swearing and general twistedness. Not a happy fic.]
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1378 | Read count: 1316 | Published: Jul 30, 2005 | Updated: Jul 30, 2005
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Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was sad. But good. So I say Thumbs up! ;)

The Broken Road by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 299)

Ginny Weasley has gone through a string of men, even suffering through a stint being married to the Savior of the Wizarding World. She keeps her pain bottled up inside, until when she finally snaps, she does something drastic that changes her world forever.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 79473 | Read count: 132112 | Published: Aug 11, 2005 | Updated: Mar 03, 2006
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Date: Mar 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 :: Happy Endings

Michelle... before this story I was a D/G virgin... never even wanting to read a fic that wasn't canon. Now, I can't seem to read ANYTHING but D/G. This archive is like my second home. THANKS so so much for turing me to the dark side... AND for finally archiving here too... so I can have yet another place to rec your fics from! ;)

Huggles to you and the girls! ;)

The Pillow Takes a Beating by Ephemere    (Reviews - 9)

POST-HBP! Major 6th book spoilers inside: Draco has a few secrets, Ginny has a few theories...and of course the pillow suffers in the end. (Written in response to a challenge on portkey by chuya. Challenge details in A/N, because of spoilers.)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2832 | Read count: 3141 | Published: Aug 14, 2005 | Updated: Aug 14, 2005
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Date: Mar 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Occlumency, anyone?

I really liked it. Now, I read it as, Draco KNOWS how to kiss a girl and that led me to infer that Harry doesn't? And I correct in this assumption? I totally agree... I just wanted to be clear! ;)

Author's Response: Well, I was actually thinking that the timeline for this story would have Ginny with Dean when she accosted Draco. So she\'d be comparing Dean with Draco. I\'ve always had this idea of a sequel floating beneath the surface...but I really don\'t know if I want to start another full length story before I finish the behemoth I\'ve been working on for 3 years now. Thanks for reviewing!

Dense by Jennay    (Reviews - 26)

God, she loved him when he was being dense.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2734 | Read count: 4084 | Published: Aug 19, 2005 | Updated: Aug 19, 2005
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Date: Aug 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Dense

Very sweet. I enjoyed it immensely! ;)

Ginny Weasley and the Online D8 by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 164)

The wizard dating scene is utterly boring. Tired of the same old stuff, Ginny Weasley turns to the Internet, specifically online dating services. Whom does she find?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 38476 | Read count: 5807 | Published: Aug 23, 2005 | Updated: Nov 24, 2006
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Date: Jan 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: In Which the Two Have a Meaningful Conversation

Brilliant! I was thrilled to see you updated! Can't wait for more.... I have a feeling our favourite duo will find eachother at the party... and hillarity will ensue! ;)

Author's Response: haha We\'ll definitely see. It\'d be a nice re-intro, don\'t you think? ;)

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Date: Jan 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: In Which The Two Meet At A Party

Ha Ha Ha! Brilliant! At least we have a proposed date! ;) And the matchmakin of the nerdy couple... fabulous! ;)

Turning the Tables by Maelyn    (Reviews - 97)

NEWLY REVISED!! Set directly after HBP. Draco ends up at the Burrow in the care of the Weasleys, much to the dismay of some.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 14 | Word count: 35384 | Read count: 42517 | Published: Aug 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 21, 2006
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Date: Feb 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 12: The Last Horcrux

SO SO SO good! What a cliffie, I must say! I read the entire thing tonight, and adored every moment... sorry I didn't review after each cahper... I was too eager to move on. Can't wait for more! ;)

Lies by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 239)

Draco kidnaps Ginny on the pretense of saving her. WARNINGS: angst, VIOLENCE, abuse, drama, smut, mean & evil Draco, and absolutely no happy endings what so ever!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 40312 | Read count: 42289 | Published: Sep 05, 2005 | Updated: Oct 31, 2007
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Date: Apr 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Tough Choices

Interesting chapter. Kinda sad... but fabulous.. I don't know how to explain in any better terms. Fabulous as usual -- but sad too.

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Date: Oct 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Goodbye's the Only Way (Part 2)

JESSICA! He's TOTALLY an arse.

Though I suppose I read you mainly for the angst. Lovely job. ;)

Author's Response: this draco was really a not so great one, huh? but i still HEARTS him so much! thanks for your comments!

A Little Problem by ronlover    (Reviews - 32)

One night in the life of Ginny Weasley, a little problem was formed. The little problem grew into a life-altering problem that changed Ginny's life forever, along with someone else’s...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 13660 | Read count: 16149 | Published: Sep 15, 2005 | Updated: May 26, 2006
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Date: Mar 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Finding Out

Sounds good -- but I'm a little disapointed... I get the feeling the baby is more likly to be a brunette than a blond. Oh well... can't wait for more! ;)

Author's Response: Don\'t quite understand. My next chapter is with my beta at the moment,so the new chapter should be up shortly. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: The Announcement

So clearly.. Draco is the better man. He notices things that others don't... but I still have a sinking feeling it was Harry that Ginnywas shagging at the beginning... Yu never actually said, and after this chapter, when Harry isn't all 'you're my girlfriend' over her I'm not sure! However, the update was great! ;) Can't wait for more! ;)

Author's Response: You all will find out who the father is in the end. lol. I never said for a reason. Thanks for the review! I\'ll update soon.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Beautiful Trees

Oh, so it's clear -- Harry isn't the baby'd daddy. Thank Heavens. Though it's dreadful that Ginny loves Harry -- but shagged Draco. Interesting... but great update! ;)

Author's Response: Clear, huh? lol. You\'ll find out soon.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jun 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Birthday Treats

It's Draco. She loves Draco... she's gotta... this is a D/G archive... right? *pretty please with sugar on top*

And I want to hit Harry too... man, he just doesn't listen, does he? Totally annoying that her family (IMO) is pressuring her into this relationship... TOTALLY annoying!

Author's Response: lol. Everyone will find out in the end. :P Yah, Harry\'s being a butt! But what can you do? Boy will be boys...*rolls eyes*