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Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

The Infirmary by Persephone33    (Reviews - 69)

What happens when a potions explosion coincides with Ginny's annual, self-imposed trip to the infirmary? Sometimes when you don't know who you're talking to, prejudices are laid aside, and you get to know the person behind the family. This is a response to the November challenge of "infirmary" on the FIA forums.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything associated with him/them/it. Please don't sue me.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3606 | Read count: 8181 | Published: Nov 27, 2006 | Updated: Nov 27, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Nov 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Infirmary

I loved it. It was fantastic! Really Brilliant!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Infirmary

Well Carrie, it was brilliant. I loved it. I want more of it. Rather sad to see it end. I think my favourite line was drugged up Ginny, "Mmm kay. No funny business, Malfoy. Heard rumors. Sex God. Not my knickers.” -- Very very funny -- you rocked my socks off, girlie girl! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks, Jess. You know, I wrote this whole thing in one evening. It was a fluke. I'm rolling a second chapter around in my head... but you know how it is. Too much going on to indulge something new. Thanks for the rec, though! So pleased!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: The Infirmary

I have always loved this story. My favourite part is after she's fallen asleep and he internally admits he knows who she is. :)

Author's Response: Thanks for reading again! You're a sweetheart.

Our Own Little World by GinnyMWeasley    (Reviews - 8)

What happens when two of the most unlikely people end up working at the same office at St. Mungo's Hospital, and their hatred for each other grows into something they never expected? The feelings that they share for one another, however, could become jeopardized by the fact that one of them is still working for the wrong side...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1473 | Read count: 1861 | Published: Dec 05, 2006 | Updated: Dec 05, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Ginny's Point of View

Really good beginning. What a depressing book for Draco to read. Madame Bovary is definitly NOT light reading! ;)

Author's Response: Yes, when Lia and I were writing this chapter, I\'d just gotten done with reading Madame Bovary, and I thought it would be a good book for Draco to read. Thanks for reading this! Aubree

The Voice in Her Head by CCC    (Reviews - 21)

Ever since Ginny could remember, a little voice in her head has told her what to do. Who is behind the voice, and how will it lead her to Draco?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3705 | Read count: 850 | Published: Dec 10, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 11, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow! Really really really good. So good! Wow. YOU blow me away every new story you write! YAY for you! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you. This was so different from the stories that normally spin through my head, I was worried people wouldn\'t like it.

Girl with a Plan by Echo    (Reviews - 62)

If Pansy Parkinson says she's your friend, don't trust her. If she invites you over, don't go. You might wake up hung over, in only your underwear, and in Malfoy's or Zabini's bed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3841 | Read count: 12269 | Published: Dec 11, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: So it would definitely seem

Absofrakking Brilliant! I can't review enough. This was wonderful. An I still get a little teary-eyed that you thought of me. *hugs you* Thanks! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: So it would definitely seem

Okay -- so I read it again. I loved it again. It made me all warm and fuzzy and wonderful. I can't remember if I mentioned my favourite line in my last review:

Draco was having what he'd heard called a moral dilemma. He didn't think he'd ever fall victim to one though, having so few morals, yet here he was.

*cackles madly* Really Really wonderful, Liz! ;)

Ties by Persephone33    (Reviews - 45)

She had won. She had finally won. She was sure of it. He would not be pleased. And this thought made her smile.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1388 | Read count: 8071 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Ties

HA HA HA! I enjoyed it immensely! This Draco is my ideal. Not evil - witty and adorable and all the things we love best in our Slytherin. Wonderful job, Carrie! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks Jess! LOVE you!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Ties

Hee Hee Hee! Such delicious fun!

Blue Christmas by Embellished    (Reviews - 22)

Draco spends a miserable Christmas without Ginny.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3112 | Read count: 5650 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Date: Jan 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Blue Christmas

So wonderful! I have no more words that that. Wonderful!

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the review!

Time Can Change Everything by Lyrielle    (Reviews - 6)

Companion fic to Reflections, but in Ginny's POV. Ginny observes Draco through the years, and wanders through her memories to see how they got to where they are now.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1542 | Read count: 2517 | Published: Dec 14, 2006 | Updated: Dec 14, 2006
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Date: Feb 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Time Can Change Everything

What a perfect companion. It was lovely.

Author's Response: Thank you. I hope I fulfilled ginny's POV!

Benediction by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 56)

A post-HBP Christmas fic. Christmas is a time for new beginnings and whether the gift is great or small, sometimes it is enough to change the course of a life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3783 | Read count: 8001 | Published: Dec 14, 2006 | Updated: Dec 14, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*happy tears*

Love it Katie. It's complete love.

To Make a Malfoy Festive by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 65)

Ginny thinks no one is immune to her Christmas spirit, but then she's never tested the theory on Draco Malfoy.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9116 | Read count: 6163 | Published: Dec 25, 2006 | Updated: Dec 25, 2006
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love being in fluff-overload. This was absolutly pefect and festive and brilliant. I love the cliches used, but in an endearing way! It was wonderful. A holiday favourite now! ;)

Devious Draco Hatches a Plan by CCC    (Reviews - 71)

Draco's life takes an unexpected turn. He needs a plan to save himself, and he thinks Ginny is the key.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 7452 | Read count: 8551 | Published: Dec 28, 2006 | Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Dec 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was wonderful! like I could ever expect anything less from you! Love how Draco is all sneaky and then the floor falls out from under him and he knows he's got to be with her! Brilliant! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you. I liked the idea of him doing the plotting, and her winning in the end.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

“Would you like an alphabetical list by location or by object?”


Best line EVER!

Very nice.

Author's Response: Thank you. I love it when he gets to be condescending like that.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Very funny!

“Your life will be much easier if you just go along with my plans.” Pansy Rocks my socks off! “He likes threesomes, and I’m not really into that. Don’t worry about your looks darling.” HA HA HA!

Author's Response: Pansy can be so much fun : )

A Tale of Two Phobics by EverVengeful    (Reviews - 36)

Sometimes, all one needs is a stranger's ear and one finds oneself revealing the most embarrassing things. Through the fears, Ginny and Draco manage to find a stranger's ear in one another.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 3639 | Read count: 8456 | Published: Dec 29, 2006 | Updated: Mar 15, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Fabulous idea for a fic. Love it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Happy New Year Indeed by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 67)

Ginny accepts a bet to kiss Draco at midnight, but she never anticipated what happens after.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3820 | Read count: 7255 | Published: Jan 02, 2007 | Updated: Jan 02, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I liked it. Fabulous quickie! I'd of never known without you telling me! Great kiss. Fabulous! ;)

A Bit of Silk by CCC    (Reviews - 47)

Ginny finds another woman's lingerie in her house. When she questions Draco, she is surprised at his answer.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1563 | Read count: 12138 | Published: Jan 05, 2007 | Updated: Jan 05, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HA! Wonderful! 'The Zabini Den of Iniquity' had me with gales of laughter! Great Great job! How is it that you are so incredibly talented? Really? It's just not fair! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I love to write. I just wish I could get paid for it.

A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 365)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 89405 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was brilliant! I loved it! I loved Luna/Blaise too -- that's my second favourite -- how did you know? ;)

Author's Response: Luna/Blaise is my second favorite too. I like that she confounds him with her ethereal ways.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

HA HA HA! This was brilliant! I love sneaky Luna. I love the UST between both of them... and man, where can I get one of those kisses?

PS. I think one of the funniest things I've read in a long time was, "I’ve been trying to copy that cloak swirl for years, but I never have gotten it right" -- Absolutely Brilliant! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you. I like a DRaco that admits he\'s pretentious.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

HA HA HA! Wonderful! Draco winked at Harry! That was so priceless! Brilliant! I loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you. I like Draco being cheeky to Potter instead of being evil.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Really really good chapter. I think you are really developing well. I enjoy your characters. I liked Professor McGonnagal a lot here. I giggled when the students foun THEM in the class room and Draco's jealousy was priceless. Great update. *bows down to worship you* ;) Can I be in your fangclub?

Author's Response: No bowing is necesarry. The great reviews give me a lovely warm fuzzy. I\'m glad you like the story. I am considering putting in more about Snape and Minerva, but I\'m not sure just what to do. I\'ll see what comes to me.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

AHGH! Another wonderful wonderful chapter. LOVED it! I think I may have peed myself a little at , "If those two reproduce, their progeny will probably make Voldemort look like a Hufflepuff.” HA HA HA! It was brilliant, yet again. And then Blaise... he and Luna are too incredibly cute, and all of Draco's smirking... and Harry. "Oh Pansy!" HA HA HA! Another triumph! ;)

Author's Response: Sorry about the incontinence. I think they make a pill for that. * just kidding* It's good to know I'm not giggling by myself. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Hear Hear! Foreplay indeed. That is what the whole damn ship is firm upon -- all of us see it that way. You just had Blaise say it in a perfect way! ;)

Now -- on to the review...

I am totally an exhibitionist. I think Ginny should be one too -- Shagging in a lake would be very fun... well, maybe a pool - then it would be cleaner water. And it seems that everyone in the castle is getting some except D&G. ;)

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Bathtub. *is shaking from the complete flabbergastedness of it all* I knew it was coming... but AGHGHG. Very funny! And once again thwarted in their attempt to shag. How the heck does a guy get any in this castle -- seriously!

"When he heard an unsettling sound come from the bath, he dove in after her. " HA HA HA! *belly laughing ensues*

I loved it. You are brilliant. Really. A fic goddess! ;)

Author's Response: Oh I do love your reviews. I think I'll get a shirt that says fic goddess. I imagine that shagging in a lake would lead to all sorts of aquatic stuff getting in areas it is not supposed to go. Maybe a really big bathtub would be the best bet. *sigh My bathtub is small.