A rumor about Draco Malfoy is going around Hogwarts and Ginny must discover if there is truth to it. (Formerly titled, Ginny Weasley and the Slytherin's Trouser Snake.)Category: Completed Short Stories
...to catch the conscience of the Boy Who Lived.Category: Works in Progress
This ia hilarious! I can't wait for the next chapter. It'll be funny when we all figure out, including Harry, just why they are changing the script around... well other than because Harry is being extremely conceited.
You know how girlfriends are- they manoeuvre you into doing the stupidest things. That's how I ended up sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Sure, you could say that the actual sleeping part was my fault, but they led me down the path, damn it.Category: Long and Completed
mmmm... lovely
Author's Response: Hooray!
Lovely smut. It's honestly hard to find smut that isn't hideously tasteless these days. But this is just right.
Author's Response: Yay for partially non-hideous smut! *grins* No, I get what you\'re saying. Thanks!
I really enjoyed the story, what little of it there was. And I shall definitely look forward to anything else you may write in the future. :)
Author's Response: You got me- this was a smut-a-thon, with the sparest bit of plot thrown in to tie it together. :D I thought it was a fun break from my normal writing, and I\'m glad you liked reading it. Thanks!
It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates. Primarily G/D with HrG/PP, LL/BZ and PP/TN thrown in for variety.Category: Works in Progress
it's interesting. We'll see where it goes from there...
When Ginny is compelled to do her duty for the Order she gets much more than she ever bargained for.Category: Works in Progress
very good so far, I shall await the next bit eagerly.
Author's Response: Thank you! There will be a new installment soon!
Draco and Ginny hate each other with a passion. The end. Well, no, not really.Category: Long and Completed
hahaha. There were so many good lines in here.
"Her first least favourite person in the world had been so kind as to die several years ago at the hands of Harry Potter" The way you phrased that was hilarious...
"Even the amoral enjoy a little festoonery now and then."
"Yeah, nothing like a nice popcorn and cranberry garland to spiff up your torture chamber. Really brings out the bloodstains,"
I got a kick out of the both of those. I'm really hoping the next chapter is as full of funny phrases as this one was!
Their bickering is definitely the highlight of this story. You write it so well!
That's right. You'll see. Impressionism, pointillism, minimalism - all rubbish. But splotches! Ah, they are the way of future," Draco went on. "Of course, no one will recognise this until after I've died, discovered in a gutter, penniless and reeking of alcohol. General rule of thumb for the tortured artist, you know.
hahaha.... there do seem to be a lot of splotches around these days, sadly. Anyway, I really like how you're keeping them bickering, but they both seem to be softening towards each other. I like how it's gradually and not just BANG they like each other.
I always loved Ginny's impressions in the books... and the one she does of the house-elf was hilarious!
Draco's moment of realization at the end was entertaining. I like how they are progressing, it seems pretty natural.
oh that's horrible... ending the chapter there. I hope the next one comes soon... I really want to know what Draco's mistake was.
lovely ending!! The bit at the end where he "tries to get her to apologize" was hilarious! And the ending was properly cute :)
Ginny Weasley was Draco's ticket out - his way of reaching Dumbledore, getting the Malfoy fortune that he deserved, and leaving the war firmly behind him. Unfortunately, fate had other plans for both of them.Category: Works in Progress
I like how Draco's not even trying to conceal his completely Slytherin reasons for defecting, it's refreshingly candid.
Oh how could you end it like that? How evil... amusing chapter though.
Ginny supervises Draco's community service.Category: Completed Short Stories
Wow, that was amazing. Did you use one of the Shakespearean insult generators for that? I always found them highly entertaining. Besides my fondness for D/G, I love to go to Ren Faires! They're so much fun and you managed to get the air about them into the story, huzzah!
OneShot, based on a challenge from AirmidM and JulieMalfoyZabini. DracoGinny, Healer's robes, closet.Category: Completed Short Stories
I loved how at the end Ginny thinks she's hiding information from Draco, but really he's just humoring her. Oh the hilarity! Not to mention that the scene in the closet was very well written. Good job!
Miss Weasley,Category: Works in Progress
The War has caused a drop in the population of the wizarding world. To correct the situation, the International Confederation of Wizards is arranging marriages for every witch and wizard of age. The marriages are determined by a soul mate spell. Each couple will have to produce three children minimum. All forms of contraceptive are banned. Please come to the Ministry of Magic at 9:00 on Monday morning to be paired with your soul mate. If you do not show up to receive your fiancé(e) on the date above, you will be exiled from the wizarding world.
Sincerely,
Rufus Scrimgeour
Minister of Magic
Pretty good, I'm gonna keep reading it!
I loved this chapter!! It was great to see things progressing. I think I'm really going to like the Pansy/Ron storyline as well as the Draco/Ginny. Narcissa is going to make it that much more interesting I think. The ring pictures were lovely as well. I especially liked Ginny and Alicia's.
Sparks fly and glasses shatter when two elite Aurors, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy, are assigned to pose as Ashton and Bryhoney Seaton, a newly married couple, to catch the Death Eaters roaming free even twelve years after Voldemort was defeated. Surely they would catch the Death Eaters, only if they could remove their wands from each others' throats. They would kill each other, even if they kept alone with each other for more than an hour...or so they claimed.Category: Works in Progress
I really like the way you've written Neville. He was always one of those characters that I thought didn't get enough time in the book, but it's nice to see him as a fairly influential character now and again. I like the rest of the chapter as well, no one seemed particularly out of character. Good job!
Author's Response: Yeah..I really wanted to write Neville in a very serious and influential way after HP7, he grew up so well in that book, finally. But really, I don\'t have much role from him (you\'ll see him once more quite shortly believe me), but the story\'s now going to revolve around Hogsmeade and the Auror head just can\'t interfere with the undercover work of other Aurors. Though laer, I want to add him up...which I surely think I will. thanks for your other comment... I really had to re-write it four times before I wrote what I exactly wanted.
The end to that chapter was interesting, I wonder what gave him away. Though cleverly he never said he'd answer truthfully.
Author's Response: yeah..thanks
Ginny talks in her sleep. Draco finds out some interesting things.Category: Long and Completed
I actually read the first chapter a ew days ago, but I was horribly remiss and forgot to review. I figured I'd go and do it now before I read the next chapter. It should be highly entertaining... I loved how Hermione was completely unconcerned by rumours about a threesome with the twins. It would be a very unhermione thing to do, but she's got to let her hair down every once in a while too, I suppose. Keep it up!!
Wow. Highly amusing as usual. The only characters I didn't like in the whole chapter were Harry and Ron and, honestly, I think I wasn't supposed to anyway. You have a knack for making me laugh uproariously. Which is a bit of a problem when my roomie is still asleep. Nevertheless... brava! I love the G/Hr/F thing, it's hilarious and really cute at the same time. It's also funny to see Draco completely flummox Ginny once in a while. *grins* I had to fit 'flummox' in there somewhere, it's such a fun word to say. Good luck with the next chapter! I shall be waiting for it!
Oh that was fantastic! "you want to get to the amazing sex part?" definitely my favorite part. I've always wanted to have one of those conversations where you're leading the other person into doing something they don't want to do. They are always highly entertaining. I'm sure he had a very pained look on his face as he complied with that cuddling.