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Bits by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 113)

A rumor about Draco Malfoy is going around Hogwarts and Ginny must discover if there is truth to it. (Formerly titled, Ginny Weasley and the Slytherin's Trouser Snake.)
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7070 | Read count: 12576 | Published: Apr 02, 2007 | Updated: Apr 02, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Mmm... Fantastic!

The Play's the Thing by Mynuet    (Reviews - 27)

...to catch the conscience of the Boy Who Lived.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2786 | Read count: 4007 | Published: Apr 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 27, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Act I

This ia hilarious! I can't wait for the next chapter. It'll be funny when we all figure out, including Harry, just why they are changing the script around... well other than because Harry is being extremely conceited.

The Proper Usage of a Storage Shed by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 105)

You know how girlfriends are- they manoeuvre you into doing the stupidest things. That's how I ended up sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Sure, you could say that the actual sleeping part was my fault, but they led me down the path, damn it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8316 | Read count: 36923 | Published: May 16, 2007 | Updated: May 21, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

mmmm... lovely

Author's Response: Hooray!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Lovely smut. It's honestly hard to find smut that isn't hideously tasteless these days. But this is just right.

Author's Response: Yay for partially non-hideous smut! *grins* No, I get what you\'re saying. Thanks!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I really enjoyed the story, what little of it there was. And I shall definitely look forward to anything else you may write in the future. :)

Author's Response: You got me- this was a smut-a-thon, with the sparest bit of plot thrown in to tie it together. :D I thought it was a fun break from my normal writing, and I\'m glad you liked reading it. Thanks!

The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikkiflinn    (Reviews - 31)

It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates. Primarily G/D with HrG/PP, LL/BZ and PP/TN thrown in for variety.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action
Warnings: Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1197 | Read count: 2985 | Published: May 25, 2007 | Updated: May 25, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

it's interesting. We'll see where it goes from there...

Valleys of Green and Grey by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 76)

When Ginny is compelled to do her duty for the Order she gets much more than she ever bargained for.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 14119 | Read count: 19175 | Published: May 28, 2007 | Updated: Aug 26, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Valleys of Green and Grey 01

very good so far, I shall await the next bit eagerly.

Author's Response: Thank you! There will be a new installment soon!

Conflict Resolution by Adelagia    (Reviews - 190)

Draco and Ginny hate each other with a passion. The end. Well, no, not really.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 18765 | Read count: 49404 | Published: Jun 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 13, 2008
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: 1. Tunnel Vision

hahaha. There were so many good lines in here.

"Her first least favourite person in the world had been so kind as to die several years ago at the hands of Harry Potter" The way you phrased that was hilarious...

"Even the amoral enjoy a little festoonery now and then."

"Yeah, nothing like a nice popcorn and cranberry garland to spiff up your torture chamber. Really brings out the bloodstains,"

I got a kick out of the both of those. I'm really hoping the next chapter is as full of funny phrases as this one was!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: 2. At the Rory Age B Ampersand

Their bickering is definitely the highlight of this story. You write it so well!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: 3. Mr. Peacock in the National Gallery with the Brush

That's right. You'll see. Impressionism, pointillism, minimalism - all rubbish. But splotches! Ah, they are the way of future," Draco went on. "Of course, no one will recognise this until after I've died, discovered in a gutter, penniless and reeking of alcohol. General rule of thumb for the tortured artist, you know.

hahaha.... there do seem to be a lot of splotches around these days, sadly. Anyway, I really like how you're keeping them bickering, but they both seem to be softening towards each other. I like how it's gradually and not just BANG they like each other.

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: 4. Deep Thoughts

I always loved Ginny's impressions in the books... and the one she does of the house-elf was hilarious!

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Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: 5. Discovery

Draco's moment of realization at the end was entertaining. I like how they are progressing, it seems pretty natural.

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Date: Apr 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: 6. Paradise Lost

oh that's horrible... ending the chapter there. I hope the next one comes soon... I really want to know what Draco's mistake was.

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Apr 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: 7. Restitution

lovely ending!! The bit at the end where he "tries to get her to apologize" was hilarious! And the ending was properly cute :)

Slytherin's Bride by Mynuet    (Reviews - 127)

Ginny Weasley was Draco's ticket out - his way of reaching Dumbledore, getting the Malfoy fortune that he deserved, and leaving the war firmly behind him. Unfortunately, fate had other plans for both of them.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era, Past AU
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 9433 | Read count: 20759 | Published: Jul 28, 2007 | Updated: Aug 09, 2007
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Date: Aug 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Enemy of the Death Eaters

I like how Draco's not even trying to conceal his completely Slytherin reasons for defecting, it's refreshingly candid.

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Aug 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: What Needs Doing

Oh how could you end it like that? How evil... amusing chapter though.

Renaissance Festival by Persephone33    (Reviews - 38)

Ginny supervises Draco's community service.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1756 | Read count: 4810 | Published: Jul 29, 2007 | Updated: Jul 29, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Aug 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Renaissance Festival

Wow, that was amazing. Did you use one of the Shakespearean insult generators for that? I always found them highly entertaining. Besides my fondness for D/G, I love to go to Ren Faires! They're so much fun and you managed to get the air about them into the story, huzzah!

Healer by Findabhiar Aery    (Reviews - 28)

OneShot, based on a challenge from AirmidM and JulieMalfoyZabini. DracoGinny, Healer's robes, closet.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1975 | Read count: 4920 | Published: Aug 06, 2007 | Updated: Aug 06, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Aug 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved how at the end Ginny thinks she's hiding information from Draco, but really he's just humoring her. Oh the hilarity! Not to mention that the scene in the closet was very well written. Good job!

Compagnons d'Ame by SMichaelM    (Reviews - 108)

Miss Weasley,
The War has caused a drop in the population of the wizarding world. To correct the situation, the International Confederation of Wizards is arranging marriages for every witch and wizard of age. The marriages are determined by a soul mate spell. Each couple will have to produce three children minimum. All forms of contraceptive are banned. Please come to the Ministry of Magic at 9:00 on Monday morning to be paired with your soul mate. If you do not show up to receive your fiancé(e) on the date above, you will be exiled from the wizarding world.
Sincerely,
Rufus Scrimgeour
Minister of Magic
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 10454 | Read count: 29226 | Published: Aug 09, 2007 | Updated: Jun 20, 2008
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Date: Dec 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Pretty good, I'm gonna keep reading it!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Jun 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Beautiful Day

I loved this chapter!! It was great to see things progressing. I think I'm really going to like the Pansy/Ron storyline as well as the Draco/Ginny. Narcissa is going to make it that much more interesting I think. The ring pictures were lovely as well. I especially liked Ginny and Alicia's.

Newlyweds by ginny_gaz    (Reviews - 91)

Sparks fly and glasses shatter when two elite Aurors, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy, are assigned to pose as Ashton and Bryhoney Seaton, a newly married couple, to catch the Death Eaters roaming free even twelve years after Voldemort was defeated. Surely they would catch the Death Eaters, only if they could remove their wands from each others' throats. They would kill each other, even if they kept alone with each other for more than an hour...or so they claimed.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 19394 | Read count: 13256 | Published: Aug 12, 2007 | Updated: Oct 07, 2008
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Jan 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

I really like the way you've written Neville. He was always one of those characters that I thought didn't get enough time in the book, but it's nice to see him as a fairly influential character now and again. I like the rest of the chapter as well, no one seemed particularly out of character. Good job!

Author's Response: Yeah..I really wanted to write Neville in a very serious and influential way after HP7, he grew up so well in that book, finally. But really, I don\'t have much role from him (you\'ll see him once more quite shortly believe me), but the story\'s now going to revolve around Hogsmeade and the Auror head just can\'t interfere with the undercover work of other Aurors. Though laer, I want to add him up...which I surely think I will. thanks for your other comment... I really had to re-write it four times before I wrote what I exactly wanted.

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Jan 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2

The end to that chapter was interesting, I wonder what gave him away. Though cleverly he never said he'd answer truthfully.

Author's Response: yeah..thanks

I Hear the Secrets that You Keep, When You're Talking in your Sleep by CCC    (Reviews - 134)

Ginny talks in her sleep. Draco finds out some interesting things.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8013 | Read count: 32468 | Published: Aug 31, 2007 | Updated: Sep 26, 2007
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Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Sep 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I actually read the first chapter a ew days ago, but I was horribly remiss and forgot to review. I figured I'd go and do it now before I read the next chapter. It should be highly entertaining... I loved how Hermione was completely unconcerned by rumours about a threesome with the twins. It would be a very unhermione thing to do, but she's got to let her hair down every once in a while too, I suppose. Keep it up!!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Sep 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Wow. Highly amusing as usual. The only characters I didn't like in the whole chapter were Harry and Ron and, honestly, I think I wasn't supposed to anyway. You have a knack for making me laugh uproariously. Which is a bit of a problem when my roomie is still asleep. Nevertheless... brava! I love the G/Hr/F thing, it's hilarious and really cute at the same time. It's also funny to see Draco completely flummox Ginny once in a while. *grins* I had to fit 'flummox' in there somewhere, it's such a fun word to say. Good luck with the next chapter! I shall be waiting for it!

Reviewer: Kalira Signed
Date: Sep 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Oh that was fantastic! "you want to get to the amazing sex part?" definitely my favorite part. I've always wanted to have one of those conversations where you're leading the other person into doing something they don't want to do. They are always highly entertaining. I'm sure he had a very pained look on his face as he complied with that cuddling.