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Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 1418)

All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest. So how did this simple plan lead to time travel, nefarious plots involving the most infamous whorehouse in the wizarding world, and the teenaged Draco’s achingly sweet, chocolate-flavored kisses? Even Draco Malfoy was innocent once, as Ginny learns all too well…

Chapter ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN Quote of the Day:

THE LAST CHAPTER

The minutes ticked by, long enough for Ginny to know that against all reason, all common sense, she still wanted impossible things from him. But she would leave. Even after today, even when her body ached from him and for him, when she could feel that he had begun to shape her to him, she would turn around and leave him. I will, I will, she thought.

“You don’t understand,” said Draco.

“Oh?” Ginny said stiffly. “At least he hadn’t touched her, she thought. She would not be able to find the strength to pull herself away from him, and she knew it.


Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
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Chapters: 118 | Word count: 575068 | Read count: 257196 | Published: Mar 19, 2010 | Updated: Dec 03, 2011
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Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I forgot that scene! *smack head* Ouch. This is why I am re-reading evrything. That why I remember all the details.

Lucius is a right prick. But do we find out how Narcissa died? Or did I forget that too?

*mumbles angrily about bad memory*

Author's Response: I don't exactly think you should blame yourself for not remembering *everything*.... there have been 83 chapters so far, ya know. ;) But if you ever get confused, that's why the handy-dandy Field Guide is there to help! :) And I REALLY can't answer that question about Narcissa...

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 84: Chapter 84

First off, HAPPY... errr... 25th BIRTHDAY!!! *throws confetti and toots a horn... while throwing out virtual chocolate*

That being said... I WANT THE DREAM SEQUENCE! *runs around in crazy lady style* Ooohh, I was so looking forward to it! Because it backs up my theory, see. One of them, anyways.

If this chapter were described to someone (Ginny talks to a painting, then her and Draco draw together until they draw a perfect circle) it doesn't sound great. But written? WOW. I never knew lines, squares, rectangles, triangles, curves, and circles could be so damn sexy. Seriously. I applaud your ability to make anything sexy.

I have a new story idea! It is very sexy. And it is based on an idea shown in HBP briefly. I'll tell you more about it in an email.

Tell that optical migraine thing that I said to go away... or else. *menacing glare*

Have a very Draco birthday!

Author's Response: Thanks! You didn't really get the age right, but I'm old enough to know better, as they say, so that'sll that counts. :) The dream sequence is in the next chapter, for SURE. This chapter would have been about 90,000 pages long if I tried to include it here. I want to hear about that story idea! I'm having some trouble finding my Yahoo password though... it should be cleared up soon. :) Maybe your "go away" command will be more successful than mine. It's not listening to me. (glares at occipital lobe.) (eats virtual chocolate) More soon!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I really like the sixteen year old Draco. *sighs wistfully*

Using your field guide is cheating. I have to remember it ALL. Then I can figure it all out. *has used field guide before*

Author's Response: Oh, I do too. He does have his sneaky side as we saw later, because, after all, he IS Draco... he's just a more innocent version. ;) But he has an innocence that the older Draco lost. Present-day Draco, for instance, would never have allowed himself to be fooled by Lucius in the way that portrait-Draco was when he cast the Tempis spell. But 16 year old Draco wanted Ginny so much... (sniff) Well, anyway, he has his day later. And jsut between you and me, I use the Guide all the time. ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

I LOVE it when Ginny lets her temper carry her away.

Author's Response: I always loved this chapter... I actually went back and read it. And then that entire section. All your fault, of course! ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 84: Chapter 84

But... Anise... *puppy dog eyes* I wouldn't mind if it was 90,000 pages long! *more puppy dog eyes*

I won't try to guess your age. It's rude. But now people who read the reviews think you're 25. Yay dykeadellic!

So I still hold firmly to all my theories. Ginny is Marie. She did time travel. That much we saw in that cookie chapter thing.

I think that when in chapter... 15? 16? Whatever. They both agreed that it felt like they'd known each other for a long time. TOTAL refrence to the Aniseverse. I mean, they have. In other dimensions. Or, is it a clue to something else?

You know what is great for bad migraines? What Draco does to Ginny. It may not help in your case, but if you can find a Draco look-a-like, it's worth a shot. And I saw one once. In FEMALE form. *sighs*

I'm still determined to figure out all the hidden secrets in this story. I'm wondering if Luna knows more than she says. And when will we see Daphne again? AND I remember that Draco and Astoria have yet to consumate their marriage. I hear a possible annualment. Perhaps?

Now, go respond to this, then, go find a Draco. If it's a woman, me want. If you want her first... that's okay. But send her my way eventually please. Lol.

Author's Response: You just may get your wish about this entire FIC being 90,000 pages long.... (pees ahead) Oh, come on. Not really. But it does seem to be getting longer and longer, doesn't it. ;) No confirmation or denial on the theories, of course, but we will eventually learn the entire truth. We'll see both Luna and Daphne soon... remember the upcoming Ball? Which means we'll see Astoria again, too, I'm afraid. I think I have too much on my plate right now for finding a Draco, but I've seen some very cute doctors.:)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

It's okay. I read the entire section a lot too. Now where is my fan...

Author's Response: (hands dykedellic a big air conditioner)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 85: Chapter 85

Firstly, you never emailed me back. *pouty face*

The PBBall... soon. But not yet. How are they going to put sculptures together in ONE day? Clay doesn't dry fast enough. Or is it just magic and I should hush up? lol.

Marie has a piece of his heart? That bitch.

Yay for Ginny's healing powers.

And yay for you updating NOW!

Author's Response: Something very strange is happening with my email. That isn't the first one I apparently never received. All I can think is that they were going to spam... I cleared out the spam folder, so try again, pretty pretty please, and we'll see if it goes through.

They don't need to do the sculptures for the PbB, just the sketches. So they're good. :) And we don't know WHO has a piece of Draco's heart yet, now DO we.... ;) More soon! Oh, and yay for the 1000th review!!!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 85: Chapter 85

You beautiful, sexy bitch.

I didn't think it was Marie. But I needed you to... somewhat suggest it might not be. His mother? It's a woman... hmmm.

I resent the email. Myabe add dykeadellic at yahoo to your contacts if it doesn't get through?

I really cannot wait to read more of this.

Glad to hear about the sculptures. I worked with clay before. Not too well, I might add.

After the PBBall they have sex, so I want it to hurry up! *points to cookie chapter where you say they DO have sex*

So, update! For me! Have it be my... my... present for letting-of-the-idiot. And for getting a job. Yes. I deserve a gift. And for being very loyal to Anise.

OMG OMG OMG! I bought a Slytherin Cloak. The movie replica kind. It has a hidden wand pocket and everything! EEKK! And I'm going to order the Death Eater wand later. I will be so badass at the movie.

Anyways, update soon. Please. Pretty please.

Author's Response: Oh... that's so sweet! ;) Yes, perhaps there was a somewhat suggestion of it not being Marie. But I am saying no more. I replied to your email. And there's SO much more coming up, all filled with delcious chocolatey Draco-y treats. More soon....

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 86: Chapter 86

... You keep promising scenes that don't happen. Be glad I love you. Be VERY glad.

Does Ginny still go with Blaise? I know we dropped that cookie, but the idea of her going with Blaise could still stand. And easily.

I'm excited for the Ball, and not because it's a ball. I remember a cookie of something happeneing after the ball, with Draco and Ginny, and sex... ;o)

If you cut that... we will be talking privately. *glares*

I like the "uncomfortable" feeling in Draco's chest. Of course a slightly healed heart wouldnt be comfortable to him.

I want the next chapter sooooon.

Author's Response: Did I say anything about a missing scene? (bats eyelashes innocently while lacing up running shoes) Oh, come on. The scenes come along at the right time. It's just not quite yet. :) I can neither confirm nor deny any questions about Blaise and Ginny at this point. ;) As for what happens AFTER the Ball... (cackles with glee at secret knowledge of exactly THAT is...) That's been planned for a LONG, LONG, LONG time. However, a minor adjustment or two has been made, so that said thing doesn't exactly happen for the first time *after* the ball, but kind of... while the ball is still going on. (cackles even louder, knowing about the evil, evil Plot Device of Sheer Evilness that necessitates this.) More soon!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jun 30, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You know what's an asshole move? An author abandoning their fic and not telling their fans. You know what you aren't? An asshole.

Like I told you, whatever you do, I support you in that decision. But don't let ONE person change your mind. Go read my reviews. I had someone tell me Draco must have multiple personalities and it makes no sense. (he has a few personalities, but shhh!)

Point is, no will love everything. One person may say it's shit. But when people in real fucking life know who you are (and they do) then you're doing fucking good. People have been talking about you for awhile now. IN REAL LIFE. Let me stress that. When people find out you beta my shit, they go fangirl mode. Seriously. Do I need to say in real life? No? Ok.

Do what's best for you. But don't let one person decide what that is. Let yourself decide, and know that your readers love you no matter what. Besides, if it weren't for you talking with me, I may never have had the balls to get help for my PTSD.

And I wanted to say more, but I don't want anyone to feel attacked. And while it's a fact that I can prove, I'm going to be super nice. So I'll email you back whenever I get your next email, and tell you what I had to say that was extra.

Author's Response: Oh.... thanks! :) (That first paragraph was kind of odd on first glance, but it turned out to be a good thing too...) (melts over the being-talked-about-in-real-life story) Thank you for everything. :) The last couple of days have been tough, with a bunch of stuff thrown at me, including yet ANOTHER dose of... well, let's just say it was that med that I hope I've had a lifetime supply of by now.:P But it's all good. That's my new mantra! I'm not giving up on anything... we will see what happens soon. :)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jul 18, 2011 Title: Chapter 87: Chapter 87

Cinderella Weasley!!! I love it. Even though it was basically all dialogue, I really enjoyed this chapter. And I'm sorry I didn't get on this earlier.

I'm interested it why Luna and Blaise aren't together. They are the best pairing aside from D/G.

Author's Response: Thanks! Oh, there are reasons why Luna and Blaise are (temporarily) split up. We'll learn much more at the PBB... and also some news about Daphne and Dean. Let's just say that Ginny will have a lot of frienderventions to do. And guess how happy Draco will be when he sees it all... ;)

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jul 20, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know how you feel about the movies. But H/G is like... one minute of the entire film. It's more Sev/Lily. That is what made everyone cry.

And e-mail me back.

And... and... and... I don't know. I'm exhausted. And I wanted more DDD and there is none. Which makes me sad.

I also have a theory. Ginny said she wouldn't fuck Draco. She didn't say anything about Draco fucking her. ;o)

Author's Response: Ohhh!! Yes, that would do it. Of course, that's part of the reason why it would have made so much SENSE to continue the CLEAR parallels that already existed between Snape and Draco by continuing to write canon Draco/Ginny in the first place, after the foundations were all LAID in CoS... oh, I'm going to write an entire essay and post it here about why it would have made about a THOUSAND TIMES MORE SENSE to fully develop the relationship in canon and why. But anyway.) I will email you back! I've been working a lot... tired tired... There will be more DDD soon. The upcoming chapters require SO much research and planning, though. I really need to be sure that I get everything right before I start posting anything. But there's so much done!! And yes, you're on to something with the wording of Ginny's vows. That turns out to be important, although not quite in the way you think. Nobody's guessed right yet, and I hope nobody will, because I want it to be a surprise. :)

In further news, MY NEW BLOG IS UP@!! I still have a lot I want to do to it, but it can be found at: www.talesofpublictransit.com

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Aug 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 90: Chapter 90

"...a ninety-year-old lesbian nun and the sister I never had"

I laughed so hard at that.

And why does Ginny keep forgetting shit? Who is making her do it? I'm guessing Lucius.

But the lesbian part really made me laugh. And I'm sorry it took me so long to review. I've been working like 8 hour days at work. UGH!

Author's Response: It's all good. :) And yes, it's perfectly possible that Lucius has something to do with it... Ginny has some REALLY interesting times in store (as does Draco, actually.) More soon!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Sep 11, 2011 Title: Chapter 98: Chapter 98

They should have a Draco Malfoy shot. Chocolatey goodness.

I love what is happening so far. I love how it's from Ginny's perspective. It throws you off when something unexpected that she doesn't know about happens.

I'm really enjoying the PB Ball so far. It's so interesting. Especially the soft places. I don't understand them, but I do. Interesting.

I need to e-mail you. I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I hope you're feeling better, beautiful!

Author's Response: Thanks!:) I'm good... I have another trip to the doctor coming up tomorrow, and then HOPEFULLY no more for a while!! Email me.... if you like....

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 118: Chapter 118

This was bloody fantastic! I loved the interaction with Draco and Ginny. I want to see Narcissa more in the sequel!!!

Author's Response: I'll definitely write more Narcissa. And I WILL update the sequel soon, too!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Dec 18, 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

[“Confidential much information is,” said the goblin. He rose to his feet, although it took Ginny a minute to figure out that he had actually done it. “For doing business with us, Miss Weasley, thanked you are.”]

The goblins speak Yoda, I see. I like how Draco is influencing from outside. It’s subtle, but it’s there. I also like that Ginny is a sculptor. It speaks to me on so many levels. You really mention little details that let me know you know your stuff. You don’t just breeze through it and hope to get it right. You’ve either sculpted or really done your research, and it shows.

[She started a few letters to Harry that she never finished, because there was nothing to say, really, and she crumpled them up and threw them away. He sent one owl to her that she returned.]

I think you just summarized that stage of a breakup where you realize it doesn’t matter what they have to say because it’s all just excuses anyway. I find myself cheering Ginny on for seeing that. I recently saw that. Go us!

[ cherry-flavored sextuple espressos]

Virginity, sex, and coffee? Nice job working that all into one repeatedly without over doing it. But every time I see it I want to make coffee. I’m not even kidding I need coffee now. Is this like product placement? I’m on to you, Anise!

[ Neville deserved a girl who had something in her heart to offer him.]

I love this nod to Neville because yes, he does deserve that, and I’m glad he got it. It also says a lot about Ginny that she recognizes that he is worthy of that. She sees the worth in others even when not seeing it in herself all the time.

[For a fleeting, perfectly mad instant, the only possible explanation seemed to be that her mother had somehow found out where she was going and what she was doing and had sent Draco Malfoy after her to give her a stern talking-to.]

This is perfect. I’m literally trying not to laugh because I’d interrupt everyone’s show. But this line is perfect and you need to know that I love it with everything in my heart because I have had those wild, crazy thoughts before. Moms are crazy and they will stop at nothing. Especially my mom.

I love that you insert a lot of blink and you miss it moments. It really amps the quality of the writing up in my opinion. It gives it something more. It makes me work for it. I don’t want an easy read, I want to be engaged, and you give me that. Apparently since you give me that, it means I’ll leave an epically long review. This has almost reached five hundred words. Whoops? I didn’t mean for it to get so long, I just got a bit carried away. But you deserve it, I suppose.

[“Oh, this car’s steered by a Global Elf-Positioning System, Weasley, never fear,” Draco said cheerfully, breaking off the odd stare. “Where to, by the way?” ]

THIS IS HOW SANTA WORKS, ISN’T IT?! I KNOW IT IS.

Author's Response: Oh... thank you! :) I just saw these reviews.... I'm so incredibly flattered and it's so sweet of you... well, anyway. I think when I look back on DDD that there are parts of it I would definitely revise. There are chapters that just go on too long (especially about 3/4 of the way through, I think.) And someday, it really would be great to do that. I actually have this entire other version of DDD that was based on the earliest draft... I think I really WILL post that, someday, somehow. It's not ready to go as is at all, so probably not anytime incredibly soon. :P

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Dec 19, 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I love that Ginny argues with her brain much like I do. I have this back and forths inside my own head that sound remarkably similar to what Ginny is having. It makes me feel a little less alone. This just further shows your ability to connect with the reader, and I love it.

[It must have been that errant part of her brain that grabbed her hand and placed it on Draco Malfoy’s chest, thought Ginny, because she certainly hadn’t decided to do it.

She’d never touched him before. Not really. And oh, he felt so good. It was all she could think of. His muscles were so warm and firm under her hand, and she just had to skim her fingers along them, from his collarbone on down. And down. And down.]

Oh, it’s something making her do it! Or someone. But to be honest if I had Draco Malfoy in my sights I might be doing the very same thing in the middle of the night, so I can’t even chastise Ginny for touching on him when he’s asleep.

[“Marie,” he said, softly, but clearly. “Marie.”]

Someone’s fantasy just go ruined. Whoops.

Author's Response: You're reminding me of what I wrote! :) And thanks so much... okay, if you've read this before, then you know that Marie doesn't really get her due yet here. And in Shadow of the Past, she finally does. Which is a good reason to actually continue with Shadow. And one day, I WILL. So here's how it needs to work... if you watch Orange Is the New Black, you know how scared everyone is of getting thrown into solitary? (The shoe... except the word might not be "shoe", but just something that sounds like "shoe"... so because I don't want to sound like an idiot... I will just call it "solitary". :) Well, THAT would be the way to finally finish, post, revise, etc., all the Anisefics on FIA! Except that they weren't letting prisoners have computers in there... so it would need to be a revised version. Um, I'm not trying to give anybody any ideas... (backs slowly, slowly away) Anyway. Wonderful review!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Dec 16, 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love the back and forth between Ginny and Hermione. It sets the stage for your version of Hermione very well in my opinion. I also love how independent you make Ginny. She doesn't back down when things get tough. You set up her character very well from jump.

Yes, I'm rereading this. But I love it so much, and it has been entirely too long. I'm also still bent on taking over the world.

I also like the mention of Valhalla. It makes me think of Skyrim. Now I want to read this and game. Instead I am reading this and doing laundry. Can't have everything we want in life, I suppose.

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Dec 17, 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

[Did he just say something about tennis? There’s nothing particularly tragic about tennis…]

That line. Loved it! We get to see that Ginny is fascinated with Draco and his change. She doesn’t want to even admit it yet, which is realistic. Who really wants to ever admit something like that? I know I don’t. I’d also like to add that the fact the cellphone is pink has a certain charm to it as well. I snorted while trying not to laugh!

[“I’ll bet all of you could catch up with Malfoy, if you hurry,” she muttered under her breath, and was less than amused to see more than one person scamper off in his direction as if chased by wild kneazles in heat.]

Oh, look, it’s me. I love that we see in this chapter another side to Ginny. She is sarcastic as all hell. First chapter we saw independence. It’s like every chapter you reveal a bit more of her to us, so we get to know her a bit better. She becomes a friend in a way. It makes it feel real if you know what I mean.

Paper Hearts by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 48)

Living in captivity can only last so long. ***COMPLETE***

Written for the LJ DG Fic Exchange 2010 and winner of the Best Angst award. The rating is for the warnings.

Category: Completed Fiction, Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 19128 | Read count: 19352 | Published: Jun 27, 2010 | Updated: Aug 24, 2010
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Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jul 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So far, I love this story. I really truly hope you don't just discontinue writing it or give up on it like happens with some stories. Cannot wait to see more of this.

Author's Response: don't worry, this story is actually finished! thanks for the review!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jul 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I reviewed the first chapter, and so I will review this one. I love the way you make the feelings so real. I can understand why, in the beginning of this chapter, Ginny jsut wants to give up. Who wouldn't in her position? I'm really interested in how this will all turn out, and I cannot wait for the next chapter to be up. I honestly think you deserve more reviews. Writing something like this cannot be easy. Writing anything dark or disturbing isn't easy(and this is dark).

Author's Response: thanks, i think i deserve more reviews too :) just kidding! thank you for reviewing. I think not everyone loves a dark, dreary fic, so that's okay. this fic did exactly what i wanted it to. the next chapter will be up soon!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Jul 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Oh wow. I love this. I want the rest of it like, NOW. I saw it was updated and I was sooo excited. I check daily for my stories to be updated. This is amazing so far. How many chapters are left?

Author's Response: oh thank you! ♥ i really loved writing this story and I'm glad you're enjoying it. there is one full chapter and a shorter final chapter/ epilogue left, both of which i have already written, so you won't have to wait too long!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Aug 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

This is torture. Do they escape? Since it's angst I'm worried they don't. *wrings hands* Oh gosh. This is too much for me to bear! You are a wonderful writer though. I really have enjoyed this.

Question, how do I do an LJ fic exchange?

Author's Response: *cackles evil-ish-ly*. Oookay. Only 1 more chapter to go & it's really more of a short epilogue, so you will find out in less than 2 weeks! Yay! So the easiest way to do the fic exchange is to go to the site. I believe it's http://community.livejournal.com/dgficexchange (if that doesn't work tell me). They are only held once a year now, usually starting in January & wrapping up in May. You don't have to have a livejournal to participate bit IMO it makes it easier, plus they are free!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Aug 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Ohhh, I loved this. I want to cry. I knew they were going to do, I just knew it. But I never imagined it would be so painfully beautiful. *dabs eyes* The story still says it's a work in progress. You might want to change it.

You did a great job, and you deserved the award you got.

Author's Response: Oh thank you very much! I did change it last night, but I will change it again :) and I was over the moon thrilled to get that award. Its my 1st d/g award!

Reviewer: dykeadellic Signed
Date: Sep 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Just read this again, and just cried again. You are amazing.