Draco and Ginny had a "moment" in the past that resulted in... another person. A person whose Malfoyishness was always mistaken for Weasley spunk.Category: Long and Completed
"Draco?"
"Mmm?"
"I think Voldemort just seated himself at the table behind you."
"That's nice." He said absently.
"Ron and Harry just sat with him."
"Excellent."
"They're both wearing 'we love Draco' t shirts and are motioning that they'd like to see you naked."
"Lovely."
"So if you could just take your pants off and swing your penis at them, I'm sure they'd be satisfied enough for tonight and go away."
"What?" He said, looking at her in horror
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