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Real name: Carolyn
Registered: Jun 23, 2006
Membership status: Member

I got hooked on fanfiction for the first time when I came across a story on someone else's computer and started reading it. I eventually became addicted to the best type of fanfiction. The kind involving Draco and Ginny. I am a faithful believer in them as a couple, and I refuse to consider the epilogue of Deathly Hallows as reality. Thank god for fandom. :]
I like to write and may eventually write my own fic, but for now I enjoy being simply a reader.
Reviews by WhiffleBird

Reconcilable Differences by cocoachristy    (Reviews - 183)

Six single people are coerced into filling out a form that searches for one's perfect mate. What if the outcome isn't to their liking... at first? This is my take on LOTM's YLC Challenge over at WIKTT.

*Couples include Draco/Ginny, Severus/Hermione, Greg/Luna*


**Runner up for round six of the Endurance catagory on the Multifaceted FanFiction Awards** http://multifaceted.creative-musings.com/winners06.htm
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 74217 | Read count: 39783 | Published: Jul 16, 2006 | Updated: Nov 11, 2006
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jun 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Without Change, Something Sleeps Inside Us, And Seldom Awakens.

I love the story. I also agree with how you're portraying Ron and Harry, I think that may be what they're like when they're older maybe not as obvious but even now in the books I think they're arrogant, egotistical, prats.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I am so glad you enjoyed it. I do hope Ron and Harry mature a bit, and I think that they will. I do like them, and considering all that they\'ve been though I can see them acting out some, but I think eventually they will get better.

Slytherin Goes a’Courtin by Vesica    (Reviews - 47)

A series of related Valentine-themed drabbles with our two favorite lovebirds.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 850 | Read count: 29323 | Published: Aug 16, 2006 | Updated: Aug 16, 2006
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Dec 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Secret Messages 2

loved it! It has just the right amounts of humor and fluff, and for a story this short, plot. :]:]

The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263260 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Feb 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

haha snowmen in hell. It's a great story

Author's Response: Thank you. I'm glad you are enjoying it.

The List of Things Draco Malfoy is not Allowed To Do by Angelsea585    (Reviews - 85)

Currently standing at 190, the as-definitive-as-I-can-make-it list, compiled from various sources, along with a few of my own contributions.
Category: Essays
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3219 | Read count: 3117 | Published: Nov 09, 2006 | Updated: Nov 09, 2006
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jul 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I was actually going to tell you to read the evil overlord list if you hadn't already, but then you mentioned it.
that was absolutely hilarious.
I cannot stop laughing...

Tipping Point by madalene3666    (Reviews - 51)

Draco’s wanted Ginny for a long time. A stolen kiss tips him over the edge into making Ginny an offer, an offer she really should have refused.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6941 | Read count: 10734 | Published: Jan 28, 2007 | Updated: Jan 28, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jun 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Be careful what you agree to

that was very good. You could make it into a longer story if you wanted to I think but it's still good how it is.

Ten Years Later, or Pud's Rewrite of the DH Epilogue by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 191)

*DH SPOILERS* Consider yourself warned.

This is my attempt to correct some of the wrongs...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1128 | Read count: 11123 | Published: Jul 23, 2007 | Updated: Jul 23, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Aug 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like this ending better.

Occam's Razor by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 204)

Who knew happily-ever-after could have an expiration date? New beginnings are hard, but when they happen in the middle of your life, they're infinitely more so.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 22892 | Read count: 37855 | Published: Aug 02, 2007 | Updated: Mar 17, 2010
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Aug 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I totally agree with you about Harry's cannon character he's so arrogant, and egotistical, I also agree about the epilogue I almost wish I hadn't even read it cause it pretty much ruined the end for me.

Author's Response: *hugs WhiffleBird* That\'s why we\'ve got fanfic and FIA! JKR can\'t keep us down with that epilogue. There\'s lots of superiorly-talented writers in our fandom that can make us forget all about canon.

Yes, Harry can be a git in canon... that\'s why he\'s about to lose Ginny to Draco! *smirks*

Firewhisky by Muted Melody    (Reviews - 13)

Written for the spring 2007 D/G fic exchange. What happens under the influence of Firewhisky...well, doesn't stay there. Featuring the Giant Squid, bunny costumes, leatherpants!Colin, and yes...Firewhisky.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 10819 | Read count: 4667 | Published: Aug 04, 2007 | Updated: Aug 04, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Sep 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 02

hahahahahahaha
that was fantastic. I loved it. hee hee.

Of Cold Nights and Coffee Flasks by goodbyedraco    (Reviews - 25)

Draco came too late for Ginny and knew he’d regret it for the rest of his life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4557 | Read count: 3589 | Published: Aug 29, 2007 | Updated: Aug 30, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Sep 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Stalling for Time

aaaaah
This is amazing. Really really fanastically amazing. I loved it. It made me cry.

Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Oct 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Stalling for Time

this story is amazing

A Sliver of Deep Blue by fallingskyes    (Reviews - 40)

Ginny Weasley's life has been engulfed by a vibrant swirl of color ever since the day she was born- everything from her family to her House to her own personality is as vivid and fiery as the hair that tumbles across her shoulders. Maybe that's why she can't help but be drawn to the boy whose personality and life has been as cold and colorless as his piercing grey eyes. DG winter fluff.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3443 | Read count: 7834 | Published: Dec 09, 2007 | Updated: Dec 09, 2007
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jun 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

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Be Still My Love by Loveable Punk    (Reviews - 13)

“I’m here, love,” I say, kneeling down next to her bed and clasping her cold hand in mine. She only smiles and closes her eyes again. My heart feels as if it’s being torn out. I look up at one of the healers, praying to whatever gods there may be for a drop of good news. A saddened frown and a shake of the head tell me that there isn’t any, and probably won’t be.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2094 | Read count: 3347 | Published: Jan 13, 2008 | Updated: Jan 14, 2008
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Oct 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Be Still My Love

sweet but sad.
It made me cry, but that's good, cause it was supposed to.
I listened to the song while I read it, it's a really good song.

Notes on Falling Out of Love by fallingskyes    (Reviews - 281)

It's hard to learn how to live without that one person you thought would be in your life forever. But Ginny Weasley had always been a quick study, and there are always certain grey-eyed boys to help speed up the learning process...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 19 | Word count: 36178 | Read count: 99528 | Published: May 15, 2008 | Updated: Dec 16, 2010
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jun 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Count the Stars.

hahaha
I loved that.
You do a fabulous job writing their conversations, I was laughing the whole time :]

Dirty Little Secret by Pipperstorms    (Reviews - 40)

Each and every time I heard his knock upon my door, I used him in my own absurd fantasy, pretending, if only for the hours he was there, that I was in a normal relationship.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2820 | Read count: 9864 | Published: Sep 25, 2008 | Updated: Sep 30, 2008
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Sep 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Used

I loved it!
It's very bittersweet and thought provoking. You have to stop and wonder for awhile after you read it. Or at least I did :]

Author's Response: : ) Well I\'m glad it made you think! Thinking is wonderful in stories! Thank you very much for your review!

Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Jun 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Addiction

wow..
You are such a powerful writer! The emotions you are able to portray are amazing, and deep.

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm happy you enjoyed the story.

Red-and-Gold Gloves by VickyVicarious    (Reviews - 26)

"Draco Malfoy is a widely acknowledged git." The discovery of an enigma.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1678 | Read count: 3212 | Published: Nov 20, 2008 | Updated: Nov 20, 2008
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Dec 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love your writing style, this story is beautiful.

Author's Response: Thank you very much.

Blanket List by VickyVicarious    (Reviews - 44)

Draco brings out thirteen darn good excuses, but none of them seem to be working. Inspired by this site's "blanket" skin.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1663 | Read count: 4833 | Published: Nov 24, 2008 | Updated: Nov 24, 2008
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Dec 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

haha cute! I like how it went along with the blanket theme, you did a good job writing Draco's character

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm very glad to hear it.

Of Draco, Ginny, and the Excessively Extensive List of Salaciously Sexual Euphemisms by Anise    (Reviews - 64)

Either Dumbledore’s assignment of Draco and Ginny as Potions study partners was perfectly innocent, or it’s all part of Voldemort’s cunning plan to spread nastiness, evil, and complete and utter un-niceness over all of Hogwarts by getting his sinister junior Death Eater heir-to-darkness a shagging partner to perk up the apocalypse to come. Ron is convinced it’s the latter, especially once he learns the shocking truth about Ginny’s cherry pie, Draco’s remarkably long, hard stick, and the Undershorts of Evil. This fic is COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 17994 | Read count: 10547 | Published: Jul 08, 2009 | Updated: Jul 11, 2009
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Apr 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

who had set out to discover America in 354 B.C. and had ended up circumnavigating the Hogwarts lake for several years on end instead.
that line almost made me cry :)
this is a hilarious story!!!

Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

that was wonderfully hilarious, also cheers for the Mall of America reference (I'm a Minnesotan :)

Opportunity Cost by Persephone33, Mynuet    (Reviews - 16)

Draco and Ginny cooperate and conflict in the world of business.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9861 | Read count: 5324 | Published: Sep 06, 2009 | Updated: Sep 06, 2009
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Reviewer: WhiffleBird Signed
Date: Sep 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Opportunity Cost

This was perfect timing, because I just started my Economics class and we were discussing opportunity cost.
I liked the story, too :)