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Real name: Jord
Registered: Aug 18, 2006
Membership status: Member
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I honestly love this site and although I may have abandoned my stories as I'm not inspired by rabid plot bunnies, I love coming back to relive my favourites and explore some new ones too.
Reviews by Jordanza

The Competition by katelyn_d_89    (Reviews - 264)

Ginny's late night visits to the kitchen lead to a potentially dangerous run-in with Draco Malfoy. Angered by his dismissal of her, she decides it's time to show him how the game is really played.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 23 | Word count: 50226 | Read count: 42130 | Published: Apr 04, 2008 | Updated: Oct 30, 2008
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Blow Me Away

hahaha Harry you need a hit on the head. great chap!!

Author's Response: Harry\'s just afraid of change; he may come around. Eventually. In a while. Maybe some years. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Discoveries

NAWW!!! i love this make up sex! hahaha! great chapter! can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you like the chapter, and it\'s sexy goodness. I hope you\'ll keep reading and reviewing! I appreciate it!

The Fundamental Things Apply by Ruhne    (Reviews - 19)

Ginny wonders why Draco doesn't care.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3041 | Read count: 3049 | Published: Apr 29, 2008 | Updated: Apr 29, 2008
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: May 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A kiss is just a kiss

this was kinda sad/sweet. I really liked it. Very well written. Congrats

Author's Response: Thank you : ) I\'m glad you liked it

White Wedding by LuckyCharms    (Reviews - 30)

An unexpected guest crashes Ginny's wedding.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1882 | Read count: 3417 | Published: Jul 24, 2008 | Updated: Jul 24, 2008
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jul 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: White Wedding

SEQUAL!!!
thats all im gonna say on the matter

Draco Malfoy and the Birthday Curse by Dracosgrl10    (Reviews - 17)

Draco Malfoy seems destined by Fate, herself, to have horrific birthdays. Will anything be able to break the birthday curse?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2553 | Read count: 4241 | Published: Sep 21, 2008 | Updated: Sep 22, 2008
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Sep 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Curse

hahaha! TRUST!
loving the story. it was so well written. good work!

Ginny Gets Her Man by CCC    (Reviews - 43)

Ginny plots to get what she wants.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1959 | Read count: 5878 | Published: Feb 02, 2009 | Updated: Feb 02, 2009
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Feb 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahahaha thats BALARIOUS!!!!!!!!
loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you. I love to make people laugh.

Getting Lucky by CCC    (Reviews - 285)

When Ginny wins a bottle of Felix Felicis strange things happen. (This is set in Hogwarts era, but it's AU. We'll assume Slughorn still works there.)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 20261 | Read count: 67545 | Published: Mar 18, 2009 | Updated: Mar 13, 2010
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

hahah MORE MORE MORE!!

Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

hahah MORE MORE MORE!!

Millions and Millions of Malfoys (And One Very Sleep-Deprived Ginny) by Anise    (Reviews - 401)

Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 38 | Word count: 185356 | Read count: 62318 | Published: Apr 27, 2009 | Updated: Mar 07, 2010
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jun 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

ahhahahahha shes so EVIL!!! can't wait for more!!!

Saving Ginny by CCC    (Reviews - 54)

Ginny knew she shouldn't have agreed to test the Animagus collar for Fred and George. Thank goodness a nice man with grey eyes found her. He feeds her fish and lets her sleep in his bed. What more could a cat want?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4767 | Read count: 7325 | Published: Feb 19, 2010 | Updated: Mar 04, 2010
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Mar 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

i find this story SO cute! can't wait for the next update!

A Second Beginning by Sannikex    (Reviews - 123)

For Ginny Weasley, being thirty-two years old and divorced while struggling to raise a teenage son on her own, romance just isn't on the map. But when help comes from the most unexpected source she has to re-examine her priorities. Draco Malfoy has it all, the house, the job and the perfect son, but when he meets Ginny Weasley again he realizes all of what he never had.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 95749 | Read count: 32911 | Published: Oct 04, 2014 | Updated: Sep 04, 2016
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Feb 15, 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

What a lovely, long chapter! I was very excited to see it when I logged in today! Keep up the wonderful work! X

Author's Response: Thank you, it's great to hear you like it - reviews always help inspire me! Hope you will keep enjoying!

The Dating Charade by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 217)

When a case of workplace sexual harassment leaves Ginny in a truly desperate state, the natural thing to do is to convince Draco Malfoy to pretend to be her boyfriend. Naturally.

Written for SunnyStorms in The DG Forum's 2015 Winter Fic Exchange.

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Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 20 | Word count: 115229 | Read count: 29378 | Published: May 13, 2015 | Updated: Oct 15, 2021
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Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jul 02, 2015 Title: Chapter 5: Five: A Troublesome Crush

Yay! Another chapter!
I loved it. I wish the next update isn't as long as this one was. I felt very deprived!
Thank you for another fantastic chapter and I look forward to the next one! xx

Author's Response: Hahaha, I'll try not to take so long this time! I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter! The next one is going to be pretty good, too, in my opinion. ;D Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jun 11, 2015 Title: Chapter 4: Four: A Casual Lunch

*contented sigh* I'm very excited for this chapter. Loved it and excited to see where it goes :) thank you again for another wonderful chapter!

Author's Response: You're welcome! Thank YOU for being lovely and reading and reviewing! n_n

Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Jun 04, 2015 Title: Chapter 3: Three: A Stressful Morning

I am loving this story! It's fantastic! keep the new chapters coming please!!!

Author's Response: I plan to. ;) I'm so glad you're enjoying the story!!

Reviewer: Jordanza Signed
Date: Oct 15, 2015 Title: Chapter 7: Seven: A Delicate Conversation

Sigh of relief! We have a chapter!
Great chapter at that and looking forward to the next!
Xx

Author's Response: Yes, I'm back! Hoping the next chapter won't take as long... but I make no promises. Thanks for reading and reviewing! :D