Potatoes are betterCategory: Completed Short Stories
" "Ginny, I potato you." Draco told her shortly."
I laughed so hard I almost died........... xox
" "Ginny, I potato you." Draco told her shortly."
I laughed so hard I almost died........... xox
Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?Category: Works in Progress
I really do love this story, but this is the first time I've reviewed. Bad Featherz.
I especially love reading from the point of view of Draco, all his thoughts and feelings towards Ginny, Azkaban etc. I yearn for another chapter to be added!!
On another subject... when are you going to update Jewel Of The Harem? It's my absolute favourite story by you and I love it, so I was wondering if you had discontinued it or merely taking a long break?
-Featherz
Currently standing at 190, the as-definitive-as-I-can-make-it list, compiled from various sources, along with a few of my own contributions.Category: Essays
"I am not allowed to sing "We're off to See the Wizard" when I am sent to the Headmaster's Office."
AHAHAHAHA!!!! In one word, hilarious!
What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...Category: Works in Progress
Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:
Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”
Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”
“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.
“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.
“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.
Oh, please have Harry get his comeuppance. Preferably in public.
Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...Category: Works in Progress
Oh. Oh dear. Ginny seems to be in a spot of bother now. XD She survives Voldemort, the Volturi and Nick, only to be killed by an insanely mad Draco. Hey ho, that's the way the cookie crumbles xD
Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait.Category: Works in Progress
Won multiple awards!
Weird coincidences rock, I googled 'retroussé nose' and Emma Watson came up xD
Great chapter! :D
Author's Response: Weird coincidence is right. I just did the same thing. x) It's really weird, but I have this book for creating characters, and it lists a lot of adjectives for different parts of the character's body. I found that and remembered it (I assure you, my vocabularly isn't full of obscure words like "retroussé"), and I'm really glad I managed to use it. Plus, I'm obvious widening my reader's vocabularise! Thanks so much. :D