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Real name: Maya
Registered: Apr 01, 2008
Membership status: Member

I adore funny stories, so I'm always browsing through the Humor genre.

27, Female, Pureblood by haniqua    (Reviews - 10)

In which Ginny attempts to cope with the perils of pro-active dating, and Draco is a merciless tease. Banter - among other things - ensue.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Bed Made for One by Sarea Okelani    (Reviews - 121)

And in the darkness bind them.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Day in Court by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 15)

No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop. A courtroom drama featuring shenanigans and a case of impotence.

Written for alura_embrey for the 2011 DG Fic Exchange. Winner of Best Smut.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Fate Worse Than Death by ragdollangel    (Reviews - 28)

It wasn’t half as bad as she thought it would be.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Jolly Interlude by Boogum    (Reviews - 11)

In which Draco is snarky, Ginny is flustered, and Christmas is celebrated ... kind of.

He looks at the star like it is poison. Then he looks at the redhead like she is poison.
"No," he says flatly.
"But, Malfoy—"
"No. I am not helping you decorate that tree."

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Little Bit Of Christmas by Laura Laitaine    (Reviews - 55)

Christmas at Hogwarts. No one should have to be alone. Part of Draco/Ginny Ficmas 2003

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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A Matter of Identity by ragdollangel    (Reviews - 153)

A spell goes terribly wrong, leaving Ginny believing she is from another century.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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And Knowing is Half the Battle by Echo    (Reviews - 19)

Draco and Ginny have a little tiff about what others know and don't know about them.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Argus Filch's Tale of Hogwarts by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 7)

He is often overlooked and ignored, the cranky caretaker of Hogwarts. But he is a man who sees things that others do not, scandalous things. His name is Argus Filch, and he has a story to tell, one that will make the hardest heart soften.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Bare Naked by Dee    (Reviews - 49)

Aurors-in-training get paid shit and Ginny wants her independence. Which wouldn't be a problem for Draco if Blaise didn't have a fetish for naked Muggles.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Be of Good Cheer by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 41)

Wherein Ginny sings, ears are noticed, Draco takes his father's advice, and there is no gratuitous mistletoe.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Bits by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 113)

A rumor about Draco Malfoy is going around Hogwarts and Ginny must discover if there is truth to it. (Formerly titled, Ginny Weasley and the Slytherin's Trouser Snake.)

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Blizzards and Kisses by Saskia_181    (Reviews - 34)

Confined to the castle, the students of Hogwarts are becoming a little unhinged. Truths are beginning to leak out... and someone is going to be clobbered for it. Short and sweet

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Conundrum by blazefury    (Reviews - 45)

Draco is a conundrum to Ginny, as he has all the virtues she dislikes, and none of the vices she admires and yet, she can’t help herself but love him.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Defining Moments by CindaEdna    (Reviews - 14)

Six scenes from Draco and Ginny's relationship.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Despoilment by eliagem    (Reviews - 49)

Written for Rainpuddle13's fic contest...For the good of all wizards, and despite the love of one man, she fought to uphold justice by breaking the law. To her vexation, the plan backfired... but not for long.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Die, with a "T" by gidge_8    (Reviews - 149)

A chubby Draco and the physical trainer from hell. What more can I say? A D/G twist on dieting and an ending sweeter than candy floss. Enjoy. :)

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Dinner With the Malfoys by Embellished    (Reviews - 26)

When Ginny meets his parents for the first time, things don’t go quite as Draco expects.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Draco Unwrapped by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 6)

A bit of Christmas dancing puts Draco in a bah humbug mood, until Ginny Weasley sheds some light on the world that he has been missing out on. Perhaps Draco has kept himself wrapped up for too long.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Evil, Conniving, Lying Slytherin by CCC    (Reviews - 21)

Ginny asks Draco to tell her what she wants to hear. If she believes what he says, does she have anyone to blame but herself? Is it possible he was telling the truth?

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Eyes on Me by smprsgrrl    (Reviews - 19)

Draco watches Ginny from across the room, until Blaise Zabini steps in and helps his housemate. Lots of fluff. Minor Blaise/Hermione.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Faerie Tales and Dragonflies by gidge_8    (Reviews - 200)

Light-hearted and fun. Ginny Weasley finds herself the target of a bit of manipulation while helping Narcissa Malfoy plan her 25th anniversary ball until mischief and a little mayhem land her squarely in a Cinderella situation. Romance abounds, with a litle help from the faeries. Winner - Best Portrayal of Ginny Weasley - 2008 dg ficexchange.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Faking It by turkish    (Reviews - 26)

Draco and Ginny are pretty bad at faking it.

Written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange. Winner of Snarkiest Conversation and Mod's Choice (thank you, Seegrim!).

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Familiar Things by JSaintG7    (Reviews - 54)

"Because she wasn't overly anything to anyone, she came to mean something to me."

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Far Off Fields: A Christmas Tale by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 26)

Written for the 2001 Christmas season for the D/G archive, this is pointless, plotless, angst and fluffiness. Not to mention rampant indulgence of my fascination with cloaks.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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