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Registered: Aug 26, 2004
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Here to satisfy the impeccable affinity for white-blond-silver meets red-chocolate-freckles. :) If you'd like to see my fics, art, recommendations for fics and authors, or general HP-related links and etc, please check out the Memories section of my livejournal. I'm currently working on a few stories. The more feedback a fic gets, the more swiftly the inspiration flows, and the faster I'll put up a new chapter. I also love alluding to cool people, especially enthusiastic reviewers. (For a mortifyingly apt example of this tendency, check out the fifth chapter of "Ginny Weasley and the Online Date.") Nerdiness is uber-cool. :oD

Hey, Baby -- how can I know so many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Favorite Stories

Diversionary Tactics by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 104)

*Winner of Rainpuddle's Great Draco & Ginny Fic Contest 2006* Covert operative needed- Passport, intrigue and romance required; no experience necessary. Please enquire within.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 18771 | Read count: 11052 | Published: Jul 31, 2006 | Updated: May 09, 2007
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Downfall by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 169)

An explosion in the Potions classroom leaves behind a raving Potions Master, a bloody Draco, and a certain redhead we all love having a moment of altruistic weakness. Ginny's kindness makes Draco very suspicious, leading him to destroy her goodwill. In retribution, Ginny decides to put some embarrassing information about Draco to good use. Ahh, nothing like one-upmanship to kindle a little romance.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 16 | Word count: 58099 | Read count: 33384 | Published: Dec 11, 2004 | Updated: Feb 14, 2009
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Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise    (Reviews - 1418)

All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest. So how did this simple plan lead to time travel, nefarious plots involving the most infamous whorehouse in the wizarding world, and the teenaged Draco’s achingly sweet, chocolate-flavored kisses? Even Draco Malfoy was innocent once, as Ginny learns all too well…

Chapter ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN Quote of the Day:

THE LAST CHAPTER

The minutes ticked by, long enough for Ginny to know that against all reason, all common sense, she still wanted impossible things from him. But she would leave. Even after today, even when her body ached from him and for him, when she could feel that he had begun to shape her to him, she would turn around and leave him. I will, I will, she thought.

“You don’t understand,” said Draco.

“Oh?” Ginny said stiffly. “At least he hadn’t touched her, she thought. She would not be able to find the strength to pull herself away from him, and she knew it.


Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: Ever Since Draco and Ginny: Reflections on Their (Un)Natural History
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Chapters: 118 | Word count: 575068 | Read count: 257316 | Published: Mar 19, 2010 | Updated: Dec 03, 2011
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Comments: Premise...

Faerie Tales and Dragonflies by gidge_8    (Reviews - 200)

Light-hearted and fun. Ginny Weasley finds herself the target of a bit of manipulation while helping Narcissa Malfoy plan her 25th anniversary ball until mischief and a little mayhem land her squarely in a Cinderella situation. Romance abounds, with a litle help from the faeries. Winner - Best Portrayal of Ginny Weasley - 2008 dg ficexchange.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 14 | Word count: 61347 | Read count: 90841 | Published: May 21, 2008 | Updated: Jul 08, 2008
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Faking It by turkish    (Reviews - 26)

Draco and Ginny are pretty bad at faking it.

Written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange. Winner of Snarkiest Conversation and Mod's Choice (thank you, Seegrim!).
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4132 | Read count: 5033 | Published: Sep 20, 2011 | Updated: Sep 20, 2011
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Comments: Quippy with a parallel. Very cute!

Fire, Ice, and Asian by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 7)

Angsty Chinese Ravenclaw meets Slytherin+Gryffindor couple. A bit of Ginny/Draco/Cho.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2204 | Read count: 799 | Published: Jan 09, 2006 | Updated: Jan 09, 2006
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Friday Night by turkish    (Reviews - 26)

Ginny finds out what she's been missing out on when she ventures into a Muggle nightclub.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6698 | Read count: 4565 | Published: Apr 30, 2008 | Updated: Apr 30, 2008
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Comments: Sexy dancing, sweet talking.

Ginny Weasley and the Online D8 by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 164)

The wizard dating scene is utterly boring. Tired of the same old stuff, Ginny Weasley turns to the Internet, specifically online dating services. Whom does she find?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 38476 | Read count: 5807 | Published: Aug 23, 2005 | Updated: Nov 24, 2006
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Ginny Weasley and the Trouble With Post-Its by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny Weasley's life has been turned upside-down, inside-out, and into total madness ... all because of an evil little 3 by 3 inch paper ... D/G, with a side order of Luna/Blaise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2398 | Read count: 7412 | Published: Jan 07, 2006 | Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Happy New Year by Thalia    (Reviews - 12)

Written for a prompt by Sharlene once upon a time, this short story features, among other things, a tree-house, a new year celebration, and one-on-one naughty Quidditch.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1018 | Read count: 3933 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Oct 11, 2004
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Comments: Very cute fluff.

Here's To You by sweetpea    (Reviews - 18)

When one life ends, another begins.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3149 | Read count: 2579 | Published: Dec 08, 2006 | Updated: Dec 08, 2006
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Hesperides' Apple by ogygiasylph    (Reviews - 871)

When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 33 | Word count: 166850 | Read count: 239493 | Published: Jun 29, 2006 | Updated: Sep 17, 2009
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Home and Heart by gidge_8    (Reviews - 68)

Sequel to "The Journey Home." Ginny has finally come to terms with her grief, but much of her life remains in turmoil as a new mystery beckons her back to the one place she doesn't want to be, in an effort to free her lover from his family's past mistakes.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Harry Potter
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 36731 | Read count: 3356 | Published: Apr 14, 2012 | Updated: Nov 23, 2014
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Comments: Sadness, then sexy-ness. Maybe too vulnerable, but nice scene.

How to Wow Your Witch and The DIY Guide to Erectile Dysfunction Charms by lielabell    (Reviews - 15)

Ginny could hardly believe it. Draco Malfoy, that supercilious prat of a boy, had done something she wasn't sure she would have been capable of herself. Written for the D/G Fic Exchange 2008
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2705 | Read count: 3151 | Published: Jan 24, 2009 | Updated: Jan 24, 2009
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Comments: good last comment :)

I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 252)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 152235 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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I Love a Parade by Mynuet    (Reviews - 20)

Draco finds a better way of entertaining himself than watching the parade go by.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1080 | Read count: 5408 | Published: Aug 29, 2006 | Updated: Aug 29, 2006
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Comments: Ah, yes. Smutty sex.

If Music Be the Food of Love by Foreveress    (Reviews - 16)

“If music be the food of love, [sing] on.” –William Shakespeare



Where family feuds, snarling insults, and clashes with the Dark Lord fail, the sweet songs of life take hold to connect the weasel and the ferret in a relationship other than pure hatred. What can soothe the fiery heart of Ginny, or melt the icy soul of Draco? Music.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 10995 | Read count: 12823 | Published: Jul 10, 2006 | Updated: Jul 22, 2006
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In Heaven's Shadow by Marie Vulffe    (Reviews - 10)

He's the boy that has everything. She's the girl they all pity. As Draco Malfoy's seventh year approaches, he should be looking forward to lording over underclassmen, a reserved place among his father's crew, and finally beating Harry Potter to the Quidditch Cup. But as everyone should know, the best-laid plans are often the ones that go to hell the quickest. Especially when they unintentionally include Ginny Weasley, sneezing, and Charms homework. [Written Pre-OotP]
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 5014 | Read count: 5016 | Published: Jul 12, 2006 | Updated: Jul 19, 2006
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Keeping Christmas on the Death Train by Anise    (Reviews - 2336)

Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Bestiality, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 119 | Word count: 422332 | Read count: 273227 | Published: Dec 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 02, 2009
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Kissing the Wrong Ginny. by CCC    (Reviews - 294)

Draco and Pansy like to play games. What happens when a Polyjuice Plan goes wrong?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 11 | Word count: 33216 | Read count: 26917 | Published: Jul 27, 2006 | Updated: Jan 02, 2007
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Comments: Cute. Best part was practical letter at end. Otherwise somewhat one dimensional but very feel good.

Let The Eff Go Of Me, Malfoy by alecto    (Reviews - 40)

Documenting the wild, meandering relationship of one Ginny Weasley and one Draco Malfoy throughout the hallowed halls of Hogwarts.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2676 | Read count: 1726 | Published: Mar 31, 2005 | Updated: Mar 31, 2005
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Let there be Cake by CCC    (Reviews - 23)

When Ginny's life goes to hell, she seeks solace in cake. Draco helps take her mind off her problems in an unusual way.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1480 | Read count: 2698 | Published: Dec 06, 2009 | Updated: Dec 06, 2009
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Comments: Makes me want to eat cake.

Love by Pipperstorms    (Reviews - 20)

Here’s the thing about love; no one ever tells you the truth. They don’t want to ruin whatever childhood fantasies you’re going to concoct up in that ‘pretty little head of yours.’ No, no, see, they’re all much more sadistic then that. They would rather you find out later that all the dreaming you did was for nothing. Then that way, you can be just like them, and suffer.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1098 | Read count: 3448 | Published: Apr 13, 2009 | Updated: Apr 13, 2009
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Lover's Potion by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 24)

Ginny takes a potion to give her the courage to go out and get the man she desires, and it doesn't turn out to be who she thinks it is. (Co-Written with Fearthainn)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 12375 | Read count: 5494 | Published: Aug 27, 2006 | Updated: Aug 28, 2006
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Male Bits by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 64)

Draco took upon himself the role of a chastity-belt when it comes to one Miss Weasley. Zealously devoted to his job, perhaps he’d developed the tendency of going a bit too far.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1985 | Read count: 7196 | Published: Jul 06, 2007 | Updated: Jul 06, 2007
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Comments: Very cute, in a droll outrageous sort of way.