I'm in a pet store, a MUGGLE pet store, and they still find me.Category: Works in Progress
Well, it figures with the way my life has been turning out recently. With my luck I'll end up being Harry fucking Potter's pet ferret. Bugger. --Draco Malfoy
I am interested in being your beta if the occupation is not yet filled.
Ginny and Draco must take a cross-country road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter, who have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)Category: Works in Progress
Hahaha Please update soon.
Draco and Ginny are living a seemingly idyllic life, but what happens when an ancient curse placed on the Malfoy family arises and starts to destroy everything they've worked so hard to achieve? Who will Draco choose: his family or Ginny?Category: Works in Progress
This is very sad. Very, very, very sad. I hope they end up together or else I'm going to cry and god knows I've been doing enough of that lately...
A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.Category: Works in Progress
Gone? Gone where? Has she gone to buy some milk? Gone to france? Gone.... insane? Oh no... big snoop dog this is bad isnt it?
Author's Response: I LOVED it - just love it! Pithy, clever, and insightful with that oh so important comical touch! Did I just review your review? Thanks for that one. It was priceless. - fallenwitch
Oh. Well thats shocking. Thats GREAT!!!!
Author's Response: I can\'t believe I shocked you, Cathryn Aeiran! That is GREAT! -fallenwitch
Oh Ducking hell. Where the hell has that girl gone?
Author's Response: Your reviews are always the BEST! Thanks. -fallenwitch
And the Plot thickens!!
Author's Response: Yes! Yes! Yes! Thanks for your appreciation of that! -fallenwitch
Ouch! That was a blow to the heart. So how many years has passed? And who is calling Draco honey?
Author's Response: Just a year. And I have no idea who that woman is. -fallenwitch
Dear god woman I just burst out in tears. Thanks much for the chapter it was yummy.
Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?Category: Works in Progress
Gah! The way they just treated Ginny like some... something to be given away and used pushing her and ... BAH!!!!!
Wow. I almost cried for a bit there. I never thought that Harry could be so ... Ugh.
Oh dear... I think we could cut the tension of the story with a butter knife at this point. Good Job! :D
Holy Chimichangas! Hermione is Snurks mom?! Half dementors go that long?! Did we really have to read about the details though? Well that was slightly disturbing but I have to say it was as great as the rest of this story.
Harry is going to go loony on Ginny Draco will save her then Harry will die and he will no longer be needed for the soul thing. That is my theory ... but thats just cause I dont like Harry.
Oh... I wonder if it was Ginny's heart that made the weight go down on their side.
That was pure evil on your part, you know that? That is the cliffie from hell and beyond. But I still continue reading much like an addict... perhaps I am...
Once again... Oh Shnap! Our dears Bella is one crazy mother of a sheep.
Wow. That was one quick and eventful chapter. I hope Draco gets out soon and gets to do some mad snogging with Ginny god knows the man needs it.
I have a sudden craving for waffles. :D
Of course she did dear. OH, and I'm a water bottle. This is all true.
Oh my sainted trousers! What the heck happened?